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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
There’s no shame in being the most committed sub on the team – and now you can own it with style. Our "Your Best Position? Bench Warmer" hoodie is for all the football fans who might not be on the pitch every weekend but never miss a match.
Whether you're a Sunday League legend, a professional water carrier, or the proud wearer of the number 16 shirt, this hoodie is the ultimate badge of honour for benchwarmers everywhere.
Made for laughs and layering, it’s the perfect blend of comfort, cheeky banter and football-mad spirit.
Black, bold and built to last, it’s ideal for those who prefer post-match pints to pre-match warm-ups.
Product Features:
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Soft cotton-blend hoodie with fleece-lined interior for ultimate comfort
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Front design reads: "Your Best Position? Bench Warmer"
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Unisex fit, ideal for everyday wear or matchday layering
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Available in sizes: 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL
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Colour: Classic black – works with everything (even your kit bag)
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Machine washable and built for repeated laughs
Perfect For:
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Football fans who love a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour
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Sunday League players and five-a-side heroes
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Coaches, subs and sideline legends
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Friends or family who think they’re the next big thing
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Anyone looking for the perfect football gift with a banter twist
Whether it’s a birthday, a mate’s stag do, or you’re just owning your spot on the bench with pride, this hoodie is the ultimate gift for football lovers who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Add it to your basket today, because being a benchwarmer has never looked this good.
And trust us... It’ll get more laughs than your first touch ever did.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Best Position? Bench Warmer FAQs
Is a hoodie a good gift for football fans?

Is a hoodie a good gift for football fans?
Yes, a hoodie is an excellent gift for football fans – especially when it comes with a bit of banter. Whether it’s for a mate who loves a joke or someone who’s always on the subs bench, this hoodie is both thoughtful and hilarious.
What does it mean when someone gives you a hoodie as a gift?

What does it mean when someone gives you a hoodie as a gift?
Giving a hoodie as a gift shows you’ve chosen something practical, personal and fun. In this case, it’s a nod to the recipient’s love for football, and a cheeky way to celebrate their place on the team (or lack of it!).
When is the best time to gift a funny football hoodie?

When is the best time to gift a funny football hoodie?
This hoodie is perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, stag dos, end-of-season awards, or simply as a surprise gift for your football-mad mate. It works brilliantly all year round, especially during the football season.
Will this hoodie fit all body types?

Will this hoodie fit all body types?
Yes, with sizes ranging from 2XS to 4XL, this hoodie has a unisex fit designed to suit all shapes and sizes. Whether you're built like a centre-back or a nimble winger, there's a size to keep you warm and in style.
Do funny hoodies actually get worn or are they just novelty gifts?

Do funny hoodies actually get worn or are they just novelty gifts?
Ours are made to be worn. With a comfortable fit, high-quality material and a design that sparks conversation, this isn’t just a throwaway novelty, it’s a go-to hoodie for match days, pub nights, and everyday laughs.
Funny Football Hoodie – "Your Best Position? Bench Warmer"
If you know someone who talks a big game but spends more time warming the bench than running down the wing, this is the perfect hoodie. The "Your Best Position? Bench Warmer" design is a brilliant bit of football banter, ideal for players, fans, and those who love the game just as much from the sidelines.
Whether it's for a mate who’s always “injured”, a super sub with no minutes, or the loudest cheerleader in the dugout – this hoodie is made to get laughs and turn heads.
This is more than just a comfy hoodie, it’s a ready-made gift for football lovers who know how to take a joke. The classic black colourway pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or even your team’s tracksuit bottoms. Plus, with sizes ranging from 2XS to 4XL, we’ve got every type of fan covered, from pint-sized pundits to full-sized centre-backs.
⚽ Who's it for?
This hoodie is designed for football-mad people who appreciate a bit of cheeky humour. It's ideal for:
- 😂 Sunday League legends with more chat than minutes
- 🎯 Five-a-side regulars who never make the starting five
- 🏆 Coaches, club volunteers and die-hard fans
- 🎉 Mates who think they're the next big thing... but never get picked
- 👕 Anyone who wants to wear their football banter loud and proud
🎁 Perfect for these occasions:
- 🎂 Birthday presents for footy lovers
- 🕺 Stag dos and pre-season socials
- 🎄 Secret Santa gifts for your Sunday League squad
- 🙌 End-of-season awards for “Most Committed Sub”
- 📦 Just because they need a laugh (and a new hoodie!)
🔥 Product Features:
- 🖤 Colour: Classic black
- 📏 Sizes available: 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL & 4XL
- 🧵 Soft cotton-blend fabric with a cosy fleece-lined interior
- 🧼 Machine washable and easy to care for
- 💬 Bold front print: "Your Best Position? Bench Warmer"
- 👫 Unisex fit for all-day comfort and style
Whether you’re buying for yourself or shopping for the perfect footy-themed gift, this hoodie is a guaranteed winner (even if you're not). Add it to your basket today and score big on laughs, comfort and football banter.
Ready to warm that bench in style? Don’t wait, these hoodies don’t sit around for long... unlike your mate who’s still not been subbed on! ⚽

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
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Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.