Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
  • Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
  • Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
  • Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
  • 2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.


About This item

  • Cotton Faced Fabric - Our funny printed hoodies are made from high-quality cotton-faced fabric, providing a smooth, soft surface that’s perfect for vibrant, long-lasting prints. This fabric ensures that designs remain crisp and eye-catching, making your hoodie stand out with bold graphics and witty slogans. The cotton face also adds a luxurious feel, making it comfortable to wear all day, whether you're lounging at home or making a statement out and about.
  • Brushed Back Fleece – Nothing beats the warmth and comfort of brushed back fleece, and that’s exactly what our hoodies deliver. The inside of the hoodie features a soft, plush fleece lining that provides extra insulation while remaining lightweight. This makes it an ideal choice for chilly days, keeping you snug without feeling heavy or bulky. The fleece backing not only enhances warmth but also adds to the hoodie’s overall softness. It’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for time and time again—whether you're braving the cold, enjoying a lazy weekend, or simply layering up for a casual look. The brushed texture also enhances breathability, ensuring you stay comfortable whether indoors or outdoors.
  • Raglan Sleeves - Designed for both style and ease of movement, our hoodies feature classic raglan sleeves. This design extends the sleeve up to the collar, creating a relaxed, sporty look while allowing greater freedom of motion. It’s perfect for those who love an effortlessly casual fit or need a hoodie that moves with them throughout the day. The raglan sleeve construction also enhances durability, reducing seam strain in the shoulder area. Whether you're lounging, layering up, or out and about, this design keeps things comfortable without restricting your range of motion. Plus, it adds a subtle athletic touch, making our hoodies not just funny, but functional too!
  • Lined Hood with Cross Neck Detail - A hoodie isn't complete without a cozy hood, and ours is lined for extra warmth and structure. The lining enhances durability and ensures a comfortable feel against the skin, while also giving the hood a premium, finished look. No flimsy, misshapen hoods here—just a perfectly structured one that sits well whether up or down. The cross-neck detail adds an extra design touch, giving your hoodie a unique and modern look. This stylish overlap at the neckline not only enhances the overall appearance but also provides additional warmth by keeping drafts at bay. Whether you wear it for warmth or just to complete your outfit, this hood has both fashion and function covered.
  • Taped Neck - The taped neck feature in our hoodies adds both comfort and durability. A soft fabric strip is sewn along the inside seam at the back of the neckline, preventing irritation and reinforcing the structure. This means no scratchy seams, just a smooth and comfortable feel against your skin. Beyond comfort, the taped neck also enhances the hoodie's longevity. By reinforcing the seam, it reduces the risk of stretching or fraying over time, ensuring your hoodie maintains its perfect fit and structure even after repeated wear and washes. It’s a small but mighty feature that makes a big difference in quality.
  • Half Moon Back Yoke - A hidden detail that contributes to both fit and durability, the half-moon back yoke adds reinforcement to the upper back section of the hoodie. This extra fabric piece helps maintain the hoodie's shape while providing a smoother, more comfortable fit across the shoulders. Not only does this feature improve the overall structure of the hoodie, but it also gives a high-quality, finished look inside. It’s a subtle yet significant design choice that elevates the hoodie beyond basic styles, ensuring you get the perfect balance of comfort, durability, and premium craftsmanship.
  • Front Pouch Pocket - A hoodie essential, the front pouch pocket is as practical as it is cozy. Designed for both functionality and warmth, it provides a convenient space to store small items like your phone, keys, or wallet while on the go. And, of course, it doubles as the perfect hand-warmer for those colder days! The reinforced stitching ensures durability, so whether you’re using the pocket for storage or just to keep your hands warm, it holds up without sagging. Plus, the clean, well-structured design makes sure it sits flush against the hoodie, maintaining a stylish and streamlined look.
  • 2x2 Cotton/Elastane Ribbed Cuffs and Hem - Comfort meets flexibility with the 2x2 cotton/elastane ribbed cuffs and hem. This design ensures a snug but comfortable fit, keeping the sleeves and hem in place without feeling restrictive. Whether you're on the move or lounging, the ribbed edges provide just the right amount of stretch for an effortless fit. In addition to providing a better fit, the ribbed cuffs and hem enhance durability by preventing fraying and stretching over time. This means your hoodie stays looking great and feeling comfortable for longer, no matter how often you wear it. It’s the perfect blend of style, function, and long-lasting quality.

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Whether you're the star striker or more of a sideline specialist, this hoodie is made for football lovers who don't take themselves too seriously.

With the slogan Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting splashed across the front, it's the ultimate nod to Sunday league legends and five-a-side floppers. It's bold, funny, and guaranteed to get a few laughs in the changing room or down the pub.

Made for comfort and style, this black hoodie is perfect for those who live and breathe football and enjoy a bit of tongue-in-cheek banter.

Whether you're giving stick to your mates or wearing it ironically because you know your tekkers are actually top drawer, it’s a conversation starter on and off the pitch.

Product Features
• Premium black hoodie with a funny football slogan
• Soft, warm fabric – perfect for year-round wear
• Unisex fit available in sizes 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for that classic sporty look
• Double-lined hood with drawstrings and roomy kangaroo pouch
• Printed with high-quality inks that stand the test of time

Perfect for
• Footballers who know their tekkers need work
• Mates who love a bit of banter after a dodgy performance
• Side-line supporters with a sharp sense of humour
• Birthday gifts for that mate who always skies it
• Anyone who loves football and doesn’t take it too seriously

Add it to your wardrobe, gift it to your banter-loving teammate or rock it proudly next time you're watching the match.

Stock won't last as long as your last goal drought, so grab yours now and score some serious style points.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipment method

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EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting FAQs


Is a hoodie a good gift for someone who loves football?

Absolutely. A hoodie is both practical and personal, especially when it’s got a funny slogan that taps into football culture. It’s the kind of gift that gets laughs and plenty of wear, whether they’re on the pitch or on the sofa.

What does it mean when someone gives you a hoodie as a present?

Giving someone a hoodie often shows comfort, closeness and a shared sense of humour. With a slogan like ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’, it’s a playful way to say, “I get you”, and maybe tease you a little too.

Why do people love wearing hoodies so much?

Hoodies are the go-to for comfort, warmth and easy style. Add a funny, football-related slogan and you’ve got a wardrobe staple that brings out smiles as well as personality.

Can I give this hoodie as a birthday or Christmas present?

Definitely. It’s perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, end-of-season gifts or just a spontaneous surprise for a football-mad mate. It’s one of those gifts that ticks all the boxes, funny, comfy and totally wearable.

Will the hoodie fit someone who usually wears plus sizes?

Yes, we’ve got you covered. The hoodie is available in a wide size range from 2XS right up to 4XL, so you can find a great fit for everyone, whether they’re a lean winger or a big presence at the back.

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  • Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

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    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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    Products you order today will be packed and delivered the following day

Funny Football Hoodie – ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’

If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the football fanatic in your life, or simply fancy treating yourself to something that combines style, comfort and top-tier banter, this is the hoodie you’ve been waiting for. The ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ hoodie is a playful nod to those “not-so-magical” moments on the pitch, making it the ideal choice for players and fans who love football just as much as they love a good laugh.

Crafted in classic black and available in a wide size range from 2XS to 4XL, this hoodie is designed to suit football lovers of all shapes and sizes. Whether they’re pulling off Cruyff turns in the park, misfiring from six yards out or simply supporting from the sofa, this hoodie fits the moment, and the mood.

🎯 Who is this hoodie for?

This hoodie is tailor-made for people who live and breathe football, but don't take themselves too seriously. It’s a brilliant match for:

  • ⚽ Sunday league players who love a bit of self-deprecating humour
  • 👟 Five-a-side regulars who never miss a game (even if they miss the goal)
  • 🎁 Gift-givers looking for something original and hilarious for football-obsessed mates
  • 🛋️ Armchair pundits who reckon they’ve still got it (but haven’t played in years)
  • 📸 Social media jokers who love turning up with something quirky on match day

🎁 Perfect for gifting on any occasion

If you're searching for a football gift that goes beyond the usual boots and kits, this hoodie hits the back of the net. It’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser for:

  • 🎉 Birthdays – especially for teammates, brothers or banter-loving mates
  • 🎄 Christmas – a cracking stocking filler or main gift under the tree
  • 👬 Secret Santa – the ideal pick for office or team swaps with a sporty twist
  • 👕 Post-season celebrations – perfect for end-of-season awards or pub nights
  • 🎓 Graduation or exam results – for the footballer who finally got their head in the books

🧵 Product Features

  • 🖤 Classic black colourway – versatile, stylish and easy to wear
  • 🧶 Soft brushed cotton blend – warm, comfortable and built for everyday use
  • 📐 Sizes available: 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL – inclusive and unisex
  • 🪡 Durable print – high-quality design that won’t crack or fade
  • 🧥 Cosy double-lined hood with drawstrings and spacious kangaroo pocket
  • 👕 Ribbed cuffs and hem for a classic, sporty fit

This hoodie doesn’t just make a statement, it makes people smile. Whether you’re gifting it to a mate or claiming it for yourself, it’s a pitch-perfect choice for anyone with a sense of humour and a love for the beautiful game.

Ready to give your wardrobe a dose of football flair and a side of sarcasm? Don’t wait around, grab your ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ hoodie today and bring the banter wherever you go. Stocks won’t hang around, but your tekkers definitely might. 😉

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