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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Whether you're the star striker or more of a sideline specialist, this hoodie is made for football lovers who don't take themselves too seriously.
With the slogan ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ splashed across the front, it's the ultimate nod to Sunday league legends and five-a-side floppers. It's bold, funny, and guaranteed to get a few laughs in the changing room or down the pub.
Made for comfort and style, this black hoodie is perfect for those who live and breathe football and enjoy a bit of tongue-in-cheek banter.
Whether you're giving stick to your mates or wearing it ironically because you know your tekkers are actually top drawer, it’s a conversation starter on and off the pitch.
Product Features
• Premium black hoodie with a funny football slogan
• Soft, warm fabric – perfect for year-round wear
• Unisex fit available in sizes 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for that classic sporty look
• Double-lined hood with drawstrings and roomy kangaroo pouch
• Printed with high-quality inks that stand the test of time
Perfect for
• Footballers who know their tekkers need work
• Mates who love a bit of banter after a dodgy performance
• Side-line supporters with a sharp sense of humour
• Birthday gifts for that mate who always skies it
• Anyone who loves football and doesn’t take it too seriously
Add it to your wardrobe, gift it to your banter-loving teammate or rock it proudly next time you're watching the match.
Stock won't last as long as your last goal drought, so grab yours now and score some serious style points.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting FAQs
Is a hoodie a good gift for someone who loves football?

Is a hoodie a good gift for someone who loves football?
Absolutely. A hoodie is both practical and personal, especially when it’s got a funny slogan that taps into football culture. It’s the kind of gift that gets laughs and plenty of wear, whether they’re on the pitch or on the sofa.
What does it mean when someone gives you a hoodie as a present?

What does it mean when someone gives you a hoodie as a present?
Giving someone a hoodie often shows comfort, closeness and a shared sense of humour. With a slogan like ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’, it’s a playful way to say, “I get you”, and maybe tease you a little too.
Why do people love wearing hoodies so much?

Why do people love wearing hoodies so much?
Hoodies are the go-to for comfort, warmth and easy style. Add a funny, football-related slogan and you’ve got a wardrobe staple that brings out smiles as well as personality.
Can I give this hoodie as a birthday or Christmas present?

Can I give this hoodie as a birthday or Christmas present?
Definitely. It’s perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, end-of-season gifts or just a spontaneous surprise for a football-mad mate. It’s one of those gifts that ticks all the boxes, funny, comfy and totally wearable.
Will the hoodie fit someone who usually wears plus sizes?

Will the hoodie fit someone who usually wears plus sizes?
Yes, we’ve got you covered. The hoodie is available in a wide size range from 2XS right up to 4XL, so you can find a great fit for everyone, whether they’re a lean winger or a big presence at the back.
Funny Football Hoodie – ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the football fanatic in your life, or simply fancy treating yourself to something that combines style, comfort and top-tier banter, this is the hoodie you’ve been waiting for. The ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ hoodie is a playful nod to those “not-so-magical” moments on the pitch, making it the ideal choice for players and fans who love football just as much as they love a good laugh.
Crafted in classic black and available in a wide size range from 2XS to 4XL, this hoodie is designed to suit football lovers of all shapes and sizes. Whether they’re pulling off Cruyff turns in the park, misfiring from six yards out or simply supporting from the sofa, this hoodie fits the moment, and the mood.
🎯 Who is this hoodie for?
This hoodie is tailor-made for people who live and breathe football, but don't take themselves too seriously. It’s a brilliant match for:
- ⚽ Sunday league players who love a bit of self-deprecating humour
- 👟 Five-a-side regulars who never miss a game (even if they miss the goal)
- 🎁 Gift-givers looking for something original and hilarious for football-obsessed mates
- 🛋️ Armchair pundits who reckon they’ve still got it (but haven’t played in years)
- 📸 Social media jokers who love turning up with something quirky on match day
🎁 Perfect for gifting on any occasion
If you're searching for a football gift that goes beyond the usual boots and kits, this hoodie hits the back of the net. It’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser for:
- 🎉 Birthdays – especially for teammates, brothers or banter-loving mates
- 🎄 Christmas – a cracking stocking filler or main gift under the tree
- 👬 Secret Santa – the ideal pick for office or team swaps with a sporty twist
- 👕 Post-season celebrations – perfect for end-of-season awards or pub nights
- 🎓 Graduation or exam results – for the footballer who finally got their head in the books
🧵 Product Features
- 🖤 Classic black colourway – versatile, stylish and easy to wear
- 🧶 Soft brushed cotton blend – warm, comfortable and built for everyday use
- 📐 Sizes available: 2XS, S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL – inclusive and unisex
- 🪡 Durable print – high-quality design that won’t crack or fade
- 🧥 Cosy double-lined hood with drawstrings and spacious kangaroo pocket
- 👕 Ribbed cuffs and hem for a classic, sporty fit
This hoodie doesn’t just make a statement, it makes people smile. Whether you’re gifting it to a mate or claiming it for yourself, it’s a pitch-perfect choice for anyone with a sense of humour and a love for the beautiful game.
Ready to give your wardrobe a dose of football flair and a side of sarcasm? Don’t wait around, grab your ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ hoodie today and bring the banter wherever you go. Stocks won’t hang around, but your tekkers definitely might. 😉

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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
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Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

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It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
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Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.