No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Let’s face it, not every Sunday League tackle needs a video replay. Sometimes, the truth is just plain obvious – and brutally hilarious. Whether on the pitch, watching from the sidelines or shouting at the telly during a questionable offside decision, this stainless steel football-themed water bottle brings a healthy dose of banter to match day hydration.
Featuring the cheeky slogan “No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible,” it’s perfect for players, coaches, and die-hard fans who love a good laugh with their footy. Keep your drinks ice cold or piping hot while letting everyone know that poor performance doesn’t need slow-motion confirmation.
Made from premium stainless steel and available in a sleek white finish, this bottle is as practical as it is funny.
It is guaranteed to get a few nods, laughs, and probably a couple of eyerolls from the opposition.
Product Features
• 500ml double-walled stainless steel construction
• Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours or hot for 12 hours
• Durable, leak-proof screw cap – perfect for your kit bag
• Glossy white finish with bold black text
• Lightweight, tough and easy to clean
• BPA-free and suitable for everyday use
Perfect for
• Sunday League legends and pitch-side pranksters
• Football coaches with a sense of humour
• Referees who’ve seen it all
• Fans who love winding up their mates
• Gifting to that one mate who thinks they’re better than they are
Whether you buy it for yourself or wrap it up for the most sarcastic football lover you know, this bottle is guaranteed to score.
Don’t wait for a VAR check, add it to your basket now and improve your football banter game.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
No VAR Needed You’r Just Terrible FAQs
Is this water bottle a good gift for football fans?
Is this water bottle a good gift for football fans?
Absolutely. This stainless steel water bottle is perfect for anyone who loves football and has a sense of humour. It’s practical for keeping drinks hot or cold and the slogan adds a brilliant bit of pitch-side banter. Ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa, and Father’s Day.
What makes this water bottle different from others?
What makes this water bottle different from others?
Unlike generic water bottles, this one combines quality insulation with a bold, funny slogan that speaks directly to football fans. It’s not just about hydration, it’s about making a statement wherever you go, from five-a-side matches to office desks.
Is this bottle suitable for everyday use?
Is this bottle suitable for everyday use?
Yes, it’s designed for daily use. The leak-proof screw cap, BPA-free stainless steel build and easy-to-clean design make it perfect for the gym, school, work, or match day.
Does it keep drinks hot and cold?
Does it keep drinks hot and cold?
It does. The double-walled construction means your drinks stay cold for up to 24 hours or hot for up to 12, making it just as useful during winter training as it is on summer afternoons at the park.
Can I gift this to someone who plays Sunday League football?
Can I gift this to someone who plays Sunday League football?
Definitely. This bottle was made with Sunday League players in mind – those who love the game, love a laugh and aren’t afraid of a bit of banter. It’s a fantastic gift that shows you know their sense of humour and their passion for football.
Why Cows Corner?
No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible – Funny Football Water Bottle
Looking for a football gift that scores big on laughs and usefulness? Our "No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible" stainless steel water bottle is the ultimate blend of humour and practicality.
Whether you’re shopping for a footy-mad mate, a banter-loving coach or a Sunday League striker who thinks they’re Premier League material, this is the perfect way to keep drinks chilled and egos in check.
Why this water bottle is a winner ⚽
This isn’t just a novelty gift – it’s a high-quality, double-walled stainless steel bottle that performs as well as your favourite midfielder on a good day. The bold slogan is printed on a glossy white finish, making it a head-turner in the dressing room, at the gym or in the office. If you love football and can’t resist a cheeky joke, this bottle delivers every time you take a sip.
Who it's made for 🧤
- 😂 Football fans who live for the banter
- ⚽ Players who don’t take themselves too seriously
- 🧢 Coaches who enjoy a bit of touchline humour
- 🎯 Mates who think they’re better than they really are
- 🏆 Teams looking for funny secret Santa or end-of-season gifts
Perfect for gifting on these occasions 🎁
- 🎉 Birthdays for football fanatics of all ages
- 🎄 Christmas stocking fillers with a twist of humour
- 👔 Father’s Day for footy-loving dads
- 🎓 End-of-season awards or joke prizes
- 🎊 Secret Santa gifts for your five-a-side mates
Product Features 💧
- 🧊 500ml double-walled stainless steel keeps drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12
- 🔒 Leak-proof screw cap for no spills on the go
- 🧼 Easy to clean and BPA-free for safe everyday use
- 🎨 Glossy white finish with bold, durable print
- 👜 Fits easily into sports bags, cup holders and rucksacks
If you're after a football gift that’s both practical and laugh-out-loud funny, you’ve just found it. Ideal for keeping hydrated while shouting at referees or reliving your last dodgy tackle, this water bottle brings the banter to every occasion. Click ‘Add to Basket’ and make someone’s day – no VAR review needed.
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