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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Sometimes, it’s not about the logic, it’s about the passion. Featuring the now-iconic quote from Cristiano Ronaldo, this football hoodie is perfect for those who live for the beautiful game and love a good bit of footy banter.
Whether you're watching from the stands, shouting at the telly, or analysing a Sunday league stinker, this hoodie says it all, with a grin.
Made for comfort and laughs in equal measure, this hoodie is available in crisp white and a full range of inclusive sizes, from 3XS to 2XL. It’s ideal for football fans who know the pain of post-match interviews and the joy of blaming anything but the team.
Product Features
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Bold black print of the famous Ronaldo quote on the front
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Cosy and comfortable cotton blend for year-round wear
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Available in sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
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Clean white colour to go with any casual outfit
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Unisex fit for football fans of all kinds
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Machine washable and built to last
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Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, comfy fit
Perfect for
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Football lovers who appreciate post-match nonsense
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Fans of Ronaldo who can take a joke
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Sunday league players who’ve heard it all before
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Banter kings and queens of the group chat
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Anyone buying a gift for that one mate who blames the ref every week
So if you’re looking to give someone a laugh or want to wear your football frustrations on your chest, this hoodie is a proper winner.
Limited stock left and too good to miss – don’t bottle it, get yours now before full-time!
Add it to your basket today and bring some football banter to your wardrobe.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
We Lost Because We Didn’t Win FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean?

What does giving someone a hoodie mean?
Giving someone a hoodie often symbolises comfort, closeness, or affection. It can be a light-hearted gift that says "I know your style" or simply a cosy gesture that makes someone smile.
What does a hoodie symbolise as a gift?

What does a hoodie symbolise as a gift?
A hoodie can represent warmth, personality, and connection. When it’s got a funny or football-themed message, it also becomes a reflection of shared interests and a great talking point.
Is a hoodie a good gift idea for football fans?

Is a hoodie a good gift idea for football fans?
Absolutely. A football hoodie, especially one with a hilarious quote or inside joke, is ideal for fans who love to wear their passion for the game. It’s practical, stylish, and personal.
What size hoodie should I buy as a gift?

What size hoodie should I buy as a gift?
If you're unsure, go for a slightly looser fit. Our hoodies are unisex and available in sizes from 3XS to 2XL, so there’s something for everyone. Check our size guide to help you pick the right one.
Are hoodies good for Secret Santa gifts?

Are hoodies good for Secret Santa gifts?
Yes, especially when they’re funny and football-themed. They're personal enough to make someone laugh, yet universal enough that anyone would appreciate the comfort and wearability.
Funny Football Hoodie – "We Lost Because We Didn’t Win" – Cristiano Ronaldo
If you're shopping for a football fanatic with a sharp sense of humour, this hoodie is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. Featuring Cristiano Ronaldo’s legendary quote, “We lost because we didn’t win”, it’s the perfect blend of football passion and pure comedy. Whether you’re gifting it or grabbing one for yourself, this hoodie brings instant laughs and cosy comfort in equal measure.
Crafted for fans who know their football and love a bit of banter, this hoodie is available in white and comes in a wide size range from 3XS to 2XL. It’s a great fit for both men and women who love the game, and never shy away from a cheeky comment after a questionable 90 minutes.
⚽ Who's it for?
This hoodie is made for:
- 😂 Football lovers who never miss a match
- 🎁 Gift buyers looking for a clever present with a football twist
- 🏃♂️ Sunday league players who take banter seriously
- 📺 Armchair pundits who’ve said it all before
- 👕 Teenagers and adults who want to wear their love for football loud and proud
🎉 Perfect gift for...
- 🎂 Birthdays – especially for the mate who thinks they should’ve gone pro
- 🎄 Christmas – a guaranteed hit under the tree for football-mad friends or family
- 🕺 Secret Santa – original, funny and wearable, no effort needed
- 👏 End-of-season thank-yous – for coaches, team-mates or that one dad who never stops shouting from the touchline
- 🏆 Football-themed parties or match day outfits
👌 Product Features
- 🖤 Printed with Ronaldo’s iconic post-match quote in bold black on the chest
- 👚 Available in white with a unisex fit
- 📏 Sizes from 3XS to 2XL, ensuring a fit for every football fan
- 🧵 Soft cotton-blend fabric with a cosy feel – ideal for layering on chilly match days
- 🧼 Machine washable for easy care and long-lasting wear
- 🎽 Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit
From kick-off to full-time, this hoodie delivers style and smiles. Whether you’re buying for yourself or someone else, it’s the kind of gift that always gets a reaction, and usually a laugh. It’s not just clothing, it’s a statement... and one every football fan can get behind.
Stock is limited, order now to secure yours before they’re gone!
Add it to your basket today and score a proper result with your next gift.

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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
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It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.