Mum’s My Personal Third Umpire, Always Reviewing My Choices. Funny Cricket Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Every cricket-loving parent knows that when it comes to decision reviews, Mum has the final say.
This hilarious baby-grow is perfect for little ones born into cricket-mad households.
Featuring the cheeky slogan “Mum’s my personal third umpire, always reviewing my choices”, it brings a touch of banter to babywear while giving a nod to the DRS system all fans know and love.
Whether shopping for a new arrival or looking for a fun baby shower gift, this black baby-grow is bound to raise a smile. Comfortable, practical, and loaded with personality, it’s a must-have for any budding cricketer-in-the-making.
Product Features:
• Made from soft, breathable cotton – gentle on delicate skin
• Popper fastening for quick and easy changes
• Available in black
• Sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6, 6–9, 9-12, 12–18, 18–24 months
• Durable print with a fun cricket slogan
• Machine washable – because life with babies can get messy
Perfect For:
• Cricket-loving parents with a sense of humour
• Baby shower or newborn gifts with a sporting twist
• Little ones cheering from the sidelines (or their cot!)
• Adding a bit of banter to your baby’s wardrobe
The perfect baby grow for little ones with parents that love cricket.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Mum’s My Personal Third Umpire, Always Reviewing My Choices FAQs
What material is the baby-grow made from?
What material is the baby-grow made from?
Our baby-grow is made from soft, breathable 100% cotton, perfect for keeping your little one comfortable all day long.
How should I wash the baby-grow?
How should I wash the baby-grow?
It’s machine washable at 30°C. For best results, we recommend washing inside out and avoiding tumble drying to keep the print looking fresh and don't iron the print
Do the sizes run true to age?
Do the sizes run true to age?
Yes, the baby-grows are designed to fit true to age. If your baby is between sizes or particularly tall, you may wish to size up for a little extra room.
Is this baby-grow suitable as a gift?
Is this baby-grow suitable as a gift?
Absolutely! It makes a brilliant gift for cricket-mad parents – whether it’s for a baby shower, birthday, or just because.
Can I choose a different colour?
Can I choose a different colour?
At the moment, this design is only available in black – the classic look helps the slogan really stand out.
Why Cows Corner?
Mum’s My Personal Third Umpire, Always Reviewing My Choices Baby-Grow
For parents who live and breathe cricket – and aren’t afraid to have a little fun with it – this baby-grow is an absolute winner.
Featuring the cheeky slogan “Mum’s my personal third umpire, always reviewing my choices”, it brings together the joys of parenting and the banter of the cricket pitch in one adorable outfit.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and designed with both comfort and convenience in mind, this white baby-grow is a brilliant way to kit out the newest member of your cricket-loving household.
Whether you're dressing your own little one or shopping for a gift, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile.
Perfect For:
- Newborns in cricket-mad families
- Baby shower gifts with a humorous, sporty twist
- Birthdays, first milestones or just because
- Parents who appreciate a bit of cricket banter
- Adding a unique touch to a baby’s wardrobe
Whether you're buying for your own baby or searching for a thoughtful gift, this baby-grow is a fantastic choice for any cricket fan in the making. From hilarious match-day photos to day-to-day wear, it’s the perfect conversation starter.
Product Features:
- Made from soft, 100% breathable cotton
- Comfortable fit, ideal for everyday wear
- White colour to let the slogan shine
- Popper fastenings for easy nappy changes
- Machine washable and built to last
- Available in sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–12 months, 12–18 months, 18–24 months
Don’t miss the chance to dress your baby in something that’s as full of personality as your family.
Get yours today and let everyone know who’s really in charge of decision reviews at home.
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
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With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
