Looking for funny football gifts that go beyond the usual boring options? You’ve come to the right place. At Cows Corner, we make it easy to shop original, cheeky, and laugh-out-loud football-related gifts that are as unique as the people you're buying for. From slogan mugs and match day tees to clever football manager gifts and hilarious football Christmas presents, our collection is made to entertain. Whether you're buying for a die-hard fan, a witty coach, or that one mate who thinks they could do better than the ref, there's something here that will hit the back of the net. Designed with real fans in mind and made in the UK, our products combine quality with creativity for maximum banter. Whether you're shopping online for yourself or hunting down the perfect surprise, this is the collection that makes it easy to find the right mix of humour and heart. Ready to score big? Dive into our best value selection of funny football gifts and get yours today.
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For Believing in Me When I Was Still Chasing Cones – Thank You, Coach | Football Coach T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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My Football Coach Is the Best in the World, I’d Know I’ve Played Under the Rest | Football Coach T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Every Pass, Every Play, Every Pep Talk, You Made It Count | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Coaches Morning Brew
Regular price £12.99Regular priceIn stock
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Thanks Coach From the First Touch to Final Whistle, You’ve Been the Heart of It All | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Coach's Morning Brew
Regular price £5.99Regular priceIn stock
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Thanks Coach From the First Touch to Final Whistle, You’ve Been the Heart of It All | Football Coach T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Sometimes Maybe Good Sometimes Maybe Sh*t – Gennaro Gattuso | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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Sometimes Maybe Good Sometimes Maybe Sh*t – Gennaro Gattuso | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior and Adult Sizes
Regular price £35.99Regular priceIn stock
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Sometimes Maybe Good Sometimes Maybe Sh*t – Gennaro Gattuso | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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I’m As Happy as I Can Be but I’ve Been Happier – Ugo Ehiogu | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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I’m As Happy as I Can Be but I’ve Been Happier – Ugo Ehiogu | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £35.99Regular priceIn stock
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I’m As Happy as I Can Be but I’ve Been Happier – Ugo Ehiogu | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Think I’m a Special One – Jose Mourinho | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Think I’m a Special One – Jose Mourinho | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £35.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Think I’m a Special One – Jose Mourinho | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Don’t Think There Is Anybody Bigger or Smaller Than Maradona | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Don’t Think There Is Anybody Bigger or Smaller Than Maradona | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £35.99Regular priceIn stock

Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Football gifts that speak your language
Ideal football gifts for adults and fans of all ages
Whether it's for a birthday, a Christmas stocking filler or just a mid-season pick me up, our funny football gifts are made for fans who live and breathe the beautiful game. With options ranging from football gifts for men who still think they’ve got a chance at pro level to football gifts for women who yell louder than the crowd, there’s something here for everyone. Each design taps into the chants, clichés and chaos that make football what it is. These are not your average football coach gift ideas or half hearted footie merch. From our exclusive mug range to comfortable slogan T shirts, everything is made for laughs and built to last. And with quick delivery and exclusive offers available, there’s never been a better time to shop the full collection online.
Football coach gifts with character
If your coach has the patience of a saint and the banter of a stand up comic, we've got just the thing. Our collection includes football coach gifts that go beyond the boring bottle of wine or dull pair of socks. These are the gifts that make them laugh out loud while still being genuinely useful. Whether it's a customised mug with a cheeky message, a warm hoodie for the touchline, or a water bottle that makes a statement, you're bound to find something they'll actually use. Great for end of season send offs or just to say thanks, these football coach gift ideas are thoughtful, fun, and totally original. Plus, with free shipping on select items and bundle offers running for a limited time, now's the perfect time to find the right fit and lock in a special price.
Shop affordable, original football gift ideas
Funny football gifts for boys and girls
Football isn’t just for grown ups. We’ve made sure our collection includes hilarious football gifts for boys and football gifts for girls that are safe, soft, and full of personality. Whether it’s a silly slogan on a baby grow, a junior hoodie with attitude or a mug they can use for hot chocolate after training, our football gifts are designed with kids in mind. These make brilliant birthday gifts, match day rewards, or just because surprises for young fans who are as passionate about their team as the grown ups. Each one is printed in house at our UK HQ, so you can expect top quality every time. And with no minimum order and low price options available, it’s easy to buy more than one and make it a family affair.
Football manager gifts with a twist
Shopping for the gaffer? Whether they’re a local legend or a fantasy football addict, our football manager gifts will have them laughing all the way to the dugout. These aren't corporate or generic items. They’re filled with in jokes, clever quips and slogans that any manager will relate to. Think mood boosting mugs for post match analysis, warm hoodies for those long winter fixtures, or T shirts that say exactly what they’re thinking. And if you've got your own idea, our upload tool lets you create something entirely custom. You can design a one off piece that perfectly sums up your team, your league or your coach’s unforgettable catchphrase. With flexible order options and exclusive access to our AI powered design generator, personalisation has never been so easy or so funny.
Perfect gifts for football fans all year round
Whether it’s for Father’s Day, Secret Santa or the start of a new season, our collection is packed with top football gifts for fans of all kinds. Looking for a secret weapon when it comes to football Christmas presents? Need a low key way to say thanks to the assistant coach? Want something quick and original for your Sunday league squad? From clearance deals to new arrivals, we keep our collection fresh so you can always find something they haven’t seen before. Affordable, fun, and proudly made in the UK, our football themed gifts bring quality and comedy together with no faff. Browse, laugh, and order today with secure checkout and fast delivery.
Funny Football T-shirts FAQs
What sizes are available for your funny football T-shirts?

What sizes are available for your funny football T-shirts?
Our funny football T-shirts come in a full range of sizes for men, women, and children, ensuring a comfortable fit for all ages from size S to 4XL
Are your football T-shirts suitable for both casual wear and match days?

Are your football T-shirts suitable for both casual wear and match days?
Yes, our T-shirts are designed for everyday comfort and are perfect for wearing to the match, in the pub, or just lounging at home.
Do your football T-shirts feature specific teams, or are they more general?

Do your football T-shirts feature specific teams, or are they more general?
Our designs focus on the humour and passion of football rather than specific teams, making them perfect for fans of all clubs.
How do I wash for my funny football T-shirt?

How do I wash for my funny football T-shirt?
For best results, wash inside out at 30°C, avoid tumble drying, and iron on the reverse to keep the print looking fresh.
What materials are your funny football T-shirts made from?

What materials are your funny football T-shirts made from?
Our T-shirts are made from soft, high-quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric for a comfortable feel and long-lasting wear.

Design Your Own AI Product(s)
Cricket-themed hoodie for your teen? A tennis bottle with Dad’s best quote?
Use our AI tool to create one-of-a-kind sports gifts and gear for adults and kids who love the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
Give your cricket-mad partner or rugby-loving child something truly personal. Our custom gift boxes add that extra-special touch for birthdays, match wins, and more.

Funny Sports Hoodies
Wrap up warm in a rugby hoodie that makes people smile. From Sunday golf trips to school cricket runs, our hoodies are made for adults but perfect for big and little sports fans too.

Funny Sports Mugs
Cricket brews. Rugby rants. Golf grumbles. Start your day with a mug that knows your sport and your sense of humour. Ideal for grown-ups—and safe from little hands!

Funny Sports T-shirts
Products | T-shirts
Whether you're a cricket dad, a tennis mum, or just love a cheeky football pun—our funny sports T-shirts are perfect for adults and kids alike. Designed to get laughs on and off the pitch.

Upload your own Images to products
Products | Your Own Images
Got a funny photo from last season’s football match? Upload your own images to turn them into custom T-shirts, mugs, or more, perfect for adults to gift or kids to wear with pride.

Funny Sports Baby Grows
Products | Baby Grows
Let the littlest players join the fun. These sporty baby grows feature funny designs loved by rugby mums, cricket dads, and every adult raising tomorrow’s star athlete.

Funny Sports Water Bottles
Products | Water Bottles
Hydration meets hilarity. Whether you're coaching the kids’ football team or smashing tennis balls with your mates, our funny sports bottles bring personality to your pitch-side kit.