Funny Water Bottle Gifts
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Vendor:Cows CornerYou Taught Me More Than Rugby, You Taught Me Resilience. Thank You, Coach | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & Rugby Coach's
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Vendor:Cows CornerFor Every Tackle, Try and Team Huddle – Thanks Coach | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & Rugby Coach's
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Vendor:Cows CornerThanks for Helping Me for the Fairway – and My Confidence | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & a Golf Coach
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Vendor:Cows CornerYour Patience, Passion, and Putting Tips Changed My Game. Thank You, Coach | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & a Tennis Coach
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Vendor:Cows CornerGrip, Posture, Believe. Thank You for Everything Coach | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & a Tennis Coach
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Vendor:Cows CornerThanks for the Love the Lobs and the Lessons. Best Tennis Coach Ever | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & Tennis Coach's
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Vendor:Cows CornerFor Every Throwdown, Team Talk and Tip, Thank You, Coach | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & Cricket Coach
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Vendor:Cows CornerTo My Coach Who Made Me Believe in My First Cover Drive – You’re a Legend | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & Cricket Coach's
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Vendor:Cows CornerThanks Coach From Nets To Match Day You’ve Been There for Every Run | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & Cricket Coach's
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Vendor:Cows CornerI Couldn’t Settle in Italy It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country – Ian Rush | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football and Old School Players
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Vendor:Cows CornerWe Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football and CR7
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Vendor:Cows CornerFootball Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football and their Mum
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Vendor:Cows CornerBorn To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad! | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football and their Dad
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Vendor:Cows CornerMessi, Ronaldo…Nah ’My Dads the Real Goat! | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Their Dad
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Vendor:Cows CornerI Get My Tekkers From Dad | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football
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Vendor:Cows CornerDad’s First Love: Football. Dad’s Second Love: Me | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football
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Buy With Confidence from Cows Corner
Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Funny Water Bottle Gifts
Looking for a present that’s both practical and packed with personality? Our water bottle gifts are the ultimate pick for sports lovers, new parents, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh with their hydration. Whether you're shopping for a birthday, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or a just-because treat, these stainless steel bottles tick every box.
Each Cows Corner water bottle is made to keep drinks hot or cold for hours, making them brilliant for cricket nets, golf rounds, gym sessions or simply staying refreshed on the go. But it's the design that really sets them apart – every bottle comes with a funny, sport-themed slogan guaranteed to raise a smile. They're the ideal gift when you want to surprise someone with something fun, functional, and a little bit different.
Perfect water bottle gifts for:
- 🏏 Cricket fans who live at the crease – pair with our matching mugs or cards for a full gift set
- ⚽ Football lovers always chasing glory (or a cheeky half-time break)
- 🏉 Rugby mates who need hydrating after a big tackle
- 🎾 Tennis enthusiasts who never miss a match point
- ⛳ Golfers who’d appreciate a bottle with banter on the back nine
- 👶 New parents in desperate need of hydration (and maybe a giggle)
Why Cows Corner water bottle gifts stand out:
- 💧 500ml stainless steel, double-walled design – keeps drinks hot or cold
- 🎁 Unique gift idea with funny slogans for sports fans
- 📦 Optional gift boxing available – send direct with a custom message
- ✨ Part of our full gifting range – match with mugs, cards, and baby grows
Whether you’re shopping for your best mate, your partner, or a sporty sibling, our water bottle gifts are a guaranteed win. With laugh-out-loud designs and everyday practicality, they’re made to be used, shown off, and enjoyed.
Ready to find the perfect gift? Explore our full collection of water bottle gifts below and treat someone special today.
Funny Water Bottle Gifts FAQs
Why are water bottle gifts so popular right now?
Why are water bottle gifts so popular right now?
Reusable water bottles have become a must-have accessory – especially for sports fans and active lifestyles. They’re practical, eco-friendly, and make perfect gifts when they come with a funny or personal twist.
What’s the water bottle craze everyone’s talking about?
What’s the water bottle craze everyone’s talking about?
The trend is all about combining functionality with fun. People love bottles that reflect their personality or hobbies – which is exactly what our sport-themed and slogan-filled bottles do best.
Are water bottle gifts good for birthdays?
Are water bottle gifts good for birthdays?
Absolutely! Our water bottle gifts are ideal for birthdays, whether you’re buying for a mate who plays cricket, a golf-obsessed parent, or a rugby fan who needs to hydrate after a match.
What makes your water bottles different from others?
What makes your water bottles different from others?
Cows Corner bottles are made from double-walled stainless steel, keeping drinks hot or cold for hours. But the real difference? Our unique slogans and sport-specific designs that make people smile.
Can I send a water bottle gift directly to someone?
Can I send a water bottle gift directly to someone?
Yes – you can add our optional gift boxing and include a custom message. It’s a great way to send a thoughtful, funny, and practical present straight to their door.
Design Your Own AI Product(s)
Cricket-themed hoodie for your teen? A tennis bottle with Dad’s best quote?
Use our AI tool to create one-of-a-kind sports gifts and gear for adults and kids who love the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
Give your cricket-mad partner or rugby-loving child something truly personal. Our custom gift boxes add that extra-special touch for birthdays, match wins, and more.
Funny Sports Hoodies
Wrap up warm in a rugby hoodie that makes people smile. From Sunday golf trips to school cricket runs, our hoodies are made for adults but perfect for big and little sports fans too.
Funny Sports Mugs
Cricket brews. Rugby rants. Golf grumbles. Start your day with a mug that knows your sport and your sense of humour. Ideal for grown-ups—and safe from little hands!
Funny Sports T-shirts
Products | T-shirts
Whether you're a cricket dad, a tennis mum, or just love a cheeky football pun—our funny sports T-shirts are perfect for adults and kids alike. Designed to get laughs on and off the pitch.
Upload your own Images to products
Products | Your Own Images
Got a funny photo from last season’s football match? Upload your own images to turn them into custom T-shirts, mugs, or more, perfect for adults to gift or kids to wear with pride.
Funny Sports Baby Grows
Products | Baby Grows
Let the littlest players join the fun. These sporty baby grows feature funny designs loved by rugby mums, cricket dads, and every adult raising tomorrow’s star athlete.
Funny Sports Water Bottles
Products | Water Bottles
Hydration meets hilarity. Whether you're coaching the kids’ football team or smashing tennis balls with your mates, our funny sports bottles bring personality to your pitch-side kit.
