If you're searching for funny football gifts for Mum & Dad that deliver laughs, memories and proper match day banter, you're in the right place. At Cows Corner, we’ve made it our mission to create football-themed gift ideas that are cheeky, original and never boring. From slogan mugs that score top points in the humour league to wearable gear that shouts your team pride, there’s something for every football-mad parent. Whether they’re lifelong fans or just love a bit of sideline shouting, our collection combines everyday practicality with that unmistakable sense of British wit. Expect designs that take the mick out of managers, poke fun at poor refereeing decisions, and celebrate those unforgettable Sunday league howlers. These are not your standard team scarves or novelty socks, these are funny football gifts for Mum & Dad that actually hit the mark. Shop online now to find your next standout gift, available with quick delivery and plenty of options in stock. Explore the full range and get ready to score a gifting goal.
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If Football Is My World Mum Is My Manager | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
If Football Is My World Mum Is My Manager | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Post Match Brew
Regular price £12.99Regular priceIn stock
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Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £35.99Regular priceIn stock
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Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football and their Mum
Regular price £17.99Regular priceIn stock
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Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real Goat! | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real Goat! | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior Sizes
Regular price £35.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real Goat! | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Mum Shouts at the TV Like She’s on the Team! | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Born To Play Football Raised by a Football Mum! | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Born To Play Football Raised by a Football Mum! | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad! | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad! | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad! | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew
Regular price £12.99Regular priceIn stock

Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Football gifts with banter built in
Football gifts for boys and girls that show personality
Whether it’s their first footie top or a cheeky mug for their room, our collection includes football gifts for boys and football gifts for girls who already shout at the telly louder than the commentators. At Cows Corner, we make junior-friendly designs that tap into football culture with a proper sense of fun. From pint-sized baby grows to practical water bottles perfect for school bags, everything is made to bring humour and personality into the everyday. These are great for birthdays, football club awards, school parties or just because your kid has mastered their first cruyff turn. Football is a passion at every age, and these gifts make young fans feel part of the game while keeping things light-hearted and original.
Football gifts for men and women who never miss a match
Whether it’s Super Sunday or five-a-side with the mates, some fans just don’t switch off. Our football gifts for men and football gifts for women are for those who treat every fixture like a cup final. From T-shirts that shout about poor defending to mugs that roast rival teams, we’ve made this range for those who see football as more than a hobby. At Cows Corner, we know it’s about the pub chat, the pre-match nerves and the post-match excuses. That’s why we design funny, wearable and functional gifts that capture the highs, lows and laughs of football life. Ideal for birthdays, matchday surprises or a little midweek morale boost, each gift brings something new to the game.
Football coach gifts that show appreciation with humour
Looking for football coach gift ideas that stand out? Whether it’s the parent who runs the under-9s like Pep or the Sunday league boss who once scored at Wembley (in a dream), Cows Corner has just the thing. Our football coach gifts bring together practical products with playful slogans that say thanks in true football fashion. Choose from mugs, tops, accessories and more, all designed to make coaches feel seen – and slightly roasted. These are ideal for end-of-season presents, team thank-yous, or just letting your coach know that shouting “press” for 90 minutes is appreciated. We offer fast delivery and a wide range of gift options, making it easy to celebrate your coach with style and a smile.
Football Christmas presents with proper festive flair
Christmas is the perfect time to bring the laughs – and for football families, there’s nothing better than a themed gift with a festive twist. Our football Christmas presents range includes everything from novelty designs to subtle jokes that only true fans will spot. Whether you’re buying for Dad, Mum, siblings or your entire fantasy league group, you’ll find standout ideas that beat boring gift vouchers and duplicate socks. At Cows Corner, we keep things fun, family-friendly and refreshingly different. With new arrivals dropping regularly and quick delivery available across the UK, you can avoid the holiday panic and find something that’s both funny and unforgettable.
Why shop football related gifts from Cows Corner
A platform built for creativity and connection
We’re not just about selling stuff – we’re about helping fans express themselves through humour, shared experiences and standout slogans. Our football related gifts range is made for people who live and breathe the game, but want something beyond standard team colours. With our AI-powered design tool, you can even create your own custom artwork or slogan to make something completely original. Whether it's for your team, your family or your friendship group, there’s always a way to add a personal twist. No design experience is needed and there’s no minimum order – just unique gifts that hit the right note every time.
Shop online today with quick delivery and great value
We offer an easy and affordable way to find something brilliant. With plenty of football gifts for adults and kids in stock, it's simple to get your order in and enjoy fast UK delivery. Our products are made and shipped locally, which means you get quality, care and a touch of personality with every parcel. Whether you're picking up a single mug or creating a full gift bundle, Cows Corner makes it easy. Keep an eye out for special prices, bundle offers and new additions dropping all the time. Order today and discover why so many fans choose us for funny football gifts with a twist.
Football Gifts for Mum & Dad FAQs
What gifts do football lovers really want?

What gifts do football lovers really want?
Football fans often appreciate practical gifts that reflect their passion. Popular options include funny mugs, personalised T-shirts, match day accessories, and novelty items with a humorous twist. For something more unique, gifts that blend humour with everyday use, like those in the Cows Corner collection, can be a real winner.
What to get a coach who loves football?

What to get a coach who loves football?
A thoughtful gift for a football coach can be both funny and functional. Mugs with cheeky slogans, personalised items, or humorous clothing work well. These gifts are perfect for end-of-season thank yous or birthdays and show appreciation in a way that brings a smile.
What are some good football gift ideas for parents?

What are some good football gift ideas for parents?
Football-themed gifts for mums and dads can include matching gear, mugs with banter, or something personalised that taps into their club loyalty. Collections like those at Cows Corner offer funny designs made especially for parents who love the game.
What can you buy a child who loves football?

What can you buy a child who loves football?
Children who are mad about football enjoy gifts that reflect their interest in a playful way. Water bottles, slogan T-shirts, or novelty baby grows make ideal choices. These types of gifts allow younger fans to feel connected to the sport in a fun, age-appropriate way.
What are good football Christmas gift ideas?

What are good football Christmas gift ideas?
For Christmas, football fans love presents that are festive yet personal. Funny slogans, club-inspired jokes, and family-themed football gifts make great choices. These gifts can easily slot into stockings or sit under the tree and are perfect for seasonal laughs.

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Funny Sports Hoodies
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Funny Sports Mugs
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Funny Sports T-shirts
Products | T-shirts
Whether you're a cricket dad, a tennis mum, or just love a cheeky football pun—our funny sports T-shirts are perfect for adults and kids alike. Designed to get laughs on and off the pitch.

Upload your own Images to products
Products | Your Own Images
Got a funny photo from last season’s football match? Upload your own images to turn them into custom T-shirts, mugs, or more, perfect for adults to gift or kids to wear with pride.

Funny Sports Baby Grows
Products | Baby Grows
Let the littlest players join the fun. These sporty baby grows feature funny designs loved by rugby mums, cricket dads, and every adult raising tomorrow’s star athlete.

Funny Sports Water Bottles
Products | Water Bottles
Hydration meets hilarity. Whether you're coaching the kids’ football team or smashing tennis balls with your mates, our funny sports bottles bring personality to your pitch-side kit.