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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Whether you're raising the next footy legend or love a bit of sideline banter, this hilarious football T-shirt says it all. Featuring the slogan ‘Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad!’ across the front, it’s a tongue-in-cheek nod to proud football parents everywhere.
Made from soft, breathable fabric and available in classic white, this comfy tee is perfect for post-match pub visits, touchline cheering or simply lounging around with Match of the Day on.
Designed to bring smiles, laughs and the occasional “where did you get that from?”, it’s a fun gift that shows off your love for the game — and your kid.
Product Features
• Bold front slogan: Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad!
• Available in white
• Sizes: 2XS, 3XS, S, M and L
• Soft feel and lightweight fit
• Designed for everyday wear
• Unisex style
Perfect for
• Football dads with a sense of humour
• Parents who live and breathe the beautiful game
• A Father’s Day or birthday gift with a twist
• Wearing to matches, training sessions or weekend kickabouts
Support from the sidelines has never looked so funny.
Grab yours today and show the world you’re not just a parent but a football dad.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad FAQs
How do I know if this T-shirt is good quality?
How do I know if this T-shirt is good quality?
This T-shirt is made from soft, breathable fabric that feels great against the skin and is designed for all-day comfort. It’s durable enough for regular wear, easy to wash and holds its shape and print even after multiple washes.
What sizes does the football dad T-shirt come in?
What sizes does the football dad T-shirt come in?
Our T-shirt is available in sizes 2XS, 3XS, S, M and L. It's designed with a unisex fit so it works perfectly for mums and dads alike who want to show off their football parenting pride.
Is this T-shirt suitable as a gift?
Is this T-shirt suitable as a gift?
Absolutely. It makes a brilliant gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas or end-of-season celebrations. It's ideal for parents who love a laugh and live for the beautiful game.
Why is this a great gift for football dads?
Why is this a great gift for football dads?
It celebrates the unique role of football parents with humour and heart. Whether they’re coaching from the sidelines or cheering in the rain, this shirt captures the spirit of being a football dad in a fun and relatable way.
What colour is the T-shirt and does it suit everyone?
What colour is the T-shirt and does it suit everyone?
The T-shirt comes in classic white, making it easy to pair with jeans, joggers or shorts. It’s a clean, fresh look that suits all skin tones and styles, perfect for casual wear, matches or days out with the team.
Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad! – Funny Football T-Shirt
This hilarious football-themed T-shirt is a must-have for any parent who lives and breathes the beautiful game. Featuring the bold slogan ‘Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad!’ across the front, it’s the perfect blend of football banter and proud parenting. Whether you're on the sidelines every Sunday or watching your child score their first goal, this T-shirt is designed for those who know that football isn't just a sport — it's a way of life.
Why it's a perfect fit for football families
This T-shirt isn’t just clothing. It’s a statement. A fun, light-hearted way to show you're a proud football parent. Ideal for mums or dads who coach, cheer or simply chat tactics in the car on the way home, it celebrates the bond between a football-loving parent and their mini Messi in the making.
Made from soft, breathable fabric and available in crisp white, it's a great choice for year-round wear — whether you're heading to training, supporting from the stands or reliving the glory days in the pub afterwards. Its unisex fit and range of sizes (2XS, 3XS, S, M and L) mean there's something for everyone, from proud dads to passionate mums.
🎁 Perfect gift idea for…
This funny football T-shirt makes a fantastic gift for any occasion:
- 🎉 Father’s Day – a brilliant way to say “thank you coach” with a laugh
- 🎂 Birthdays – especially for those footy-obsessed dads who’ve passed on the passion
- 🎄 Christmas – ideal as a stocking filler or secret Santa surprise
- 👶 Baby announcements – reveal a football-themed family future with flair
- ⚽ End of the season – for the dad who never missed a match
🧵 Product features
- ✅ Funny front slogan: Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad!
- ✅ Soft feel and lightweight material for everyday comfort
- ✅ Available in white for a classic football-inspired look
- ✅ Sizes: 2XS, 3XS, S, M and L
- ✅ Designed to suit football-loving mums and dads alike
Whether you're gifting it or wearing it yourself, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs, nods of approval and plenty of “where did you get that from?”
Don’t miss your chance to own this crowd-pleaser. Add it to your basket today and show the world that football parenting is a whole different league.

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.