Unique Cows Corner Products & Designs

Designed by Us, Just for You

At Cows Corner, we take immense pride in the fact that every product design on our website is unique and created in-house by our team. 

Nothing is outsourced, nothing is taken from generic stock libraries, and we never resell designs that already exist in the marketplace.

When we say our products are different, we mean it. Our ideas are born at the kitchen table, in creative brainstorming, on coffee breaks, and through inspiration from the everyday moments that bring a smile to our faces.

Originality You Can Trust

The personality of a gift should be just as meaningful as the person receiving it. That’s why our team lovingly develops each slogan, joke, illustration, or concept to ensure it says something original, something fun, and something that connects. 

From our cheeky football baby grows to our tennis-themed mugs, from cricket quote T-shirts to rugby hoodie gags, every item has been thought through and brought to life by someone who genuinely enjoys making people laugh.

Our goal is to create things that resonate and feel like they were made just for you or the person you’re buying for.

Exclusive Designs You Won’t Find Anywhere Else

You won’t find our designs elsewhere because they were never meant for anyone. 

We do not license or copy others' work and do not allow third-party brands to sell it. 

The originality of our product range is what makes Cows Corner, well, Cows Corner. It sets us apart and gives our customers the confidence that when they buy from us, they’re buying something exclusive.

Constantly Growing, Always Creating

We’re constantly sketching new ideas, testing new phrases, and building new collections so our range never stands still.

We know how important it is for gifts to feel current and relevant, so our team keeps a pulse on what’s happening in the world of sports. 

Whether it’s an iconic sporting moment, a hilarious social trend, or the joy of a weekend kickabout, we tap into what matters to you and turn it into wearable or giftable magic. So sign up for our weekly newsletter to receive the first look at new designs inspired by the weekend.

Ideas That Come from Real Life

Many of our slogans come from conversations we’ve had with real people. Parents of young cricketers. Sunday league heroes. Golfers who love a cheeky round with mates. Mums on the sidelines. 

Kids are just starting to play their favourite sport. That’s where the best lines come from—they’re authentic. When we find one that makes us chuckle, we get to work turning it into a design that someone out there will absolutely love receiving.

Thoughtful Down to the Last Detail

As a team, we care about getting the tone just right. Every word is considered. Every typeface, colour combination, and layout is carefully chosen to match the product's mood and message. 

Our process might sound painstaking, but it’s worth it because it results in a product that feels whole. Nothing is rushed, nothing is randomly slapped together. When you unwrap something from Cows Corner, we want you to know that someone cared about every inch of that design.

Gifts with Heart and Humour

While humour is a big part of our work, we’re also deeply thoughtful about the emotional side of gift-giving. 

Many of our customers come to us looking for a fun but personal present. We also offer sentimental, warm, and genuinely meaningful designs. Not all laughs and lols, some of our most popular items celebrate love, friendship, parenting, or personal achievement, all with a light-hearted Cows Corner twist, like an anniversary card or birthday card, we aim to have something for everyone and every occasion.

Customer Feedback Shapes Our Future

We also listen to our customers. When someone sends us a message asking for a variation or suggesting a new idea, we take it seriously. Our product range is alive and growing because you help us grow.

That’s the real beauty of creating everything ourselves, meaning we’re not limited by what a supplier offers. If we like something and it fits our ethos, we can design it and launch it quickly.

Designed In-House, Made to Order

Our design process is all done in-house. Our small, talented team does every graphic, joke, and layout. We use professional design software, high-quality print testing, and lots of tea to get things right.

Once a design is ready, it is added to our print-on-demand system, which allows us to make products especially for you as soon as your order is placed. That means we don’t hold stock or create waste, another small but essential part of doing things correctly.

A Growing Range of Unique Products

The range itself is wide and getting wider. We cover mugs, T-shirts, hoodies, baby grows, water bottles, and cards, with more coming online soon. All have unique slogans and original ideas that reflect what people actually want to give. 

Our sports ranges are built for fans and families, with humour that rings true. Our gift ranges include heartfelt and quirky messages perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, and other special occasions. And there’s always something new around the corner.

Designed for Real People

We’re also focused on inclusivity and representation. Our designs celebrate diversity, and we’re actively growing our collection to reflect families, cultures, and sporting communities. 

We don’t believe in designing for the ‘average’ person because there is no such thing; we believe in designing for real people, with real passions and personalities.

It’s All About the Moment

Ultimately, what makes Cows Corner different is that we care about the story behind each item. We’re not just creating designs, we’re creating moments, that knowing laugh when someone opens a gift and says, “This is so me.” That moment is everything. It’s why we do what we do.

We want our customers to feel proud of what they’re giving, and for the recipient to feel like someone really thought about them. That’s why we keep creating, improving, and adding to our ever-growing library of one-of-a-kind designs.

So if you’ve ever wondered what makes a Cows Corner product special, it’s simple. It was imagined, designed, and created by us, with you in mind.

And that will never change.