Looking for funny golf water bottles that bring laughs to the green and keep you hydrated from tee-off to the 18th hole? At Cows Corner, our golf-themed water bottles are made for those who take their hydration seriously, but not themselves. Combining cheeky slogans, bold graphics, and practical design, these bottles make the perfect companion for a day out on the course. Whether you're hunting for a standout conversation starter or simply want to sip with style, our selection adds a splash of humour to every swing. Each bottle is designed to fit snugly into your golf bag and comes with premium leak-proof lids to keep everything dry in your trolley. With a wide variety of designs available, there’s something for every type of player, from weekend hackers to club captains. Shop now and discover the ideal funny golf water bottles to boost your mood, refresh your game, and make the perfect gift for the golf-obsessed
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Forget the usual socks and golf balls, our funny golf water bottles bring humour and originality to the clubhouse. These are not just functional; they’re talking points that spark laughs and lighten the mood on the course. As one of the most sought-after golf gifts for men, they blend personality and practicality in one sleek bottle. They’re ideal for players who already have all the gear but still love a laugh, making them the perfect choice for birthdays, tournaments, or end-of-season awards. Looking for something that says you’ve put thought into it? These bottles hit the mark every time.
Whether it’s a cheeky birthday surprise, a Christmas stocking filler, or something to show appreciation on Father's Day, these bottles are a top-tier golf present with universal appeal. With Cows Corner’s ever-growing design library, there’s no shortage of presents for golfers that are both practical and genuinely funny. Many of our designs can be personalised, making them ideal personalised golf gifts that are as one-of-a-kind as the player receiving them. And with designs regularly added, there’s always a new arrival ready for your next big gifting occasion.
Each Cows Corner bottle is made from durable, high-grade materials, designed to endure everything from winter rounds to summer scorches. The leak-proof lid and sleek shape mean these bottles are as reliable as they are funny. They're also BPA-free and safe for daily use, so you can hydrate without worry. Available in multiple sizes and colours, they’re as versatile as the golfer using them. Whether you’re teeing off at dawn or sneaking in nine holes after work, these bottles are ready to go—order today and experience the best value in golf-related gifts.
Golf isn’t just a sport—it’s a lifestyle. And a funny water bottle can be the ideal way to show personality without saying a word. As part of our wider collection of novelty golf gifts, these bottles offer an affordable way to add humour to your game. With a price point that makes them great for group buys, golf societies, or secret Santa exchanges, they’re a hit for anyone seeking golf Christmas gifts or ideas for tournament prizes. Buy online today and enjoy quick delivery with no fuss.
Want to create your own funny golf slogan or inside joke? Thanks to our upload-your-own-design tool, you can turn any idea into a custom gift. Ideal for team trips, stag dos, or league competitions, these bottles can be uniquely yours. Plus, with no minimum order required, it’s easy to test out different designs for your golf group or as a small batch for resale. That’s what makes them ideal golf present ideas for anyone seeking something out-of-the-box. Get yours today and make a statement at your next round.
At Cows Corner, we specialise in sports-themed merchandise that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Our gifts for golf lovers are designed in-house in the UK, with quality control handled by our team from print to packaging. That means every product in this collection meets the same high standards our customers expect. With limited stock available on some designs and exclusive access to others, now’s the perfect time to check price, browse the full selection, and add to cart before the bestsellers are gone. From the casual golfer to the dedicated weekly warrior, these bottles deliver laughs and refreshment round after round.
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Yes, most golfers bring their own water bottles to stay hydrated throughout a round. Courses do not always have water stations available, and carrying a reusable bottle helps avoid unnecessary plastic waste. Our funny golf bottles are ideal for popping in a golf bag, trolley or buggy, keeping drinks cold and spirits high from tee-off to the final putt.
Absolutely. While our bottles are designed to make you laugh, they are also made for everyday use. They come with leak-proof lids, are easy to clean, and fit comfortably in most golf bag side pockets. Just because it’s funny doesn’t mean it can’t be functional.
Humour always goes down well, especially when it’s golf related. A funny water bottle adds personality to a golfer’s kit and shows you have put thought into the gift. They are popular choices for Father’s Day, birthdays, golf society prizes and Christmas presents for golfers.
Yes, you can. We offer a design upload tool and an AI-powered custom slogan generator. Whether it’s a team logo, an inside joke or a cheeky message, you can turn any idea into a one-of-a-kind gift. No minimum order is required, so it’s perfect for personal presents or small group buys.
These bottles are perfect for casual players, golf society members, or anyone who enjoys the lighter side of the sport. Whether they take golf seriously or are just there for the banter, there is a design to suit every personality. It is all about adding a touch of fun to the fairway.
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Cricket brews. Rugby rants. Golf grumbles. Start your day with a mug that knows your sport and your sense of humour. Ideal for grown-ups—and safe from little hands!
Products | T-shirts
Whether you're a cricket dad, a tennis mum, or just love a cheeky football pun—our funny sports T-shirts are perfect for adults and kids alike. Designed to get laughs on and off the pitch.
Products | Your Own Images
Got a funny photo from last season’s football match? Upload your own images to turn them into custom T-shirts, mugs, or more, perfect for adults to gift or kids to wear with pride.
Products | Baby Grows
Let the littlest players join the fun. These sporty baby grows feature funny designs loved by rugby mums, cricket dads, and every adult raising tomorrow’s star athlete.
Products | Water Bottles
Hydration meets hilarity. Whether you're coaching the kids’ football team or smashing tennis balls with your mates, our funny sports bottles bring personality to your pitch-side kit.
