Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever | Funny Golf Water Bottles
- Stay refreshed on the go with a lightweight, easy-to-carry bottle that fits perfectly in any bag.
- Made from durable stainless steel with a long-lasting print that keeps its look use after use.
- Stand out at the gym, office, or pitch-side with a design that’s sure to get noticed.
- A fun, practical, and stylish gift for anyone who loves sport, travel, or a bit of everyday banter.
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Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever | Funny Golf Water Bottles
- Stay refreshed on the go with a lightweight, easy-to-carry bottle that fits perfectly in any bag.
- Made from durable stainless steel with a long-lasting print that keeps its look use after use.
- Stand out at the gym, office, or pitch-side with a design that’s sure to get noticed.
- A fun, practical, and stylish gift for anyone who loves sport, travel, or a bit of everyday banter.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner Reviews
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Shop with Confidence
Shop with Confidence
Bring a smile to any golfer’s day with our Funny Golf Water Bottle featuring the cheeky slogan ‘Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever’. This white water bottle brilliantly sums up the spirit of golf lovers everywhere, celebrating those rare, magical shots and the inevitable bragging that follows.
Designed for people who adore a bit of banter on the course, it is the perfect mix of practical, high-quality, and laugh-out-loud funny.
Whether it is a gift for a mate who lives for weekend rounds or someone who always finds a way to turn a par into a pub anecdote, this water bottle is guaranteed to be a hit. Lightweight, durable, and ideal for keeping drinks cool, it offers a fun way to stay hydrated during a long day on the fairways.
Product Features
• High-quality white water bottle with a bold golf slogan
• Durable and lightweight design suitable for everyday use
• Ideal for keeping drinks cool during rounds of golf
• Secure lid to prevent leaks while on the move
• Easy to clean and perfect for outdoor sports
Perfect For
• Golfers who enjoy a bit of banter between shots
• Friends or family members who love funny and unique golf gifts
• Anyone who likes to turn their golf victories into legendary stories
• People looking for a practical but humorous present
• Golf club secret Santa gifts or birthdays
Bring humour to hydration and give someone the chance to show off their personality both on and off the course.
This Funny Golf Water Bottle is the ideal gift for golf enthusiasts who love a good laugh, so pop it in your basket today and make sure their next pub story starts with a sip from their new favourite bottle.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
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Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever FAQs
What size is the water bottle?
What size is the water bottle?
The bottle holds 500ml, which is ideal for keeping drinks cool throughout a full round of golf.
Does the bottle come with a lid?
Does the bottle come with a lid?
Yes, it includes a secure screw-top lid designed to prevent leaks while on the move.
Is this suitable as a golf gift?
Is this suitable as a golf gift?
Yes, it is one of our best-selling novelty golf gifts, perfect for birthdays, club events or just a laugh with mates.
Can I return the bottle if I change my mind?
Can I return the bottle if I change my mind?
Yes, we offer a hassle-free return policy. Just get in touch and we will sort it for you.
Is this bottle exclusive to Cows Corner?
Is this bottle exclusive to Cows Corner?
Yes, this design is part of our original golf collection and is only available through our shop.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Hole in One Water bottles for Every Pub-Worthy Round
Make your next round memorable with our Funny Golf Hole in One Water bottles, perfect for golfers who love a cheeky story to go with their swing. Featuring the slogan ‘Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever’, this premium white bottle captures the magic of that once-in-a-lifetime shot and the inevitable bragging rights that follow.
Stay Hydrated with Humour – A Great Gift for Golfers
Made for those who enjoy a bit of banter on the course, this bottle blends practicality with personality. Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, looking to add a little fun to your weekend fourball, or need a low price gift that still feels special, this is it. It’s lightweight, durable and ideal for long afternoons on the fairway, helping you stay cool while the stories heat up.
Golf isn’t just a game, it’s a lifestyle, and our Funny Golf Hole in One Water bottles let you carry a piece of that lifestyle with you. Add one to your basket today and bring a smile to someone’s next tee time.
What Makes This a Best Value Golf Gift?
- White 500ml water bottle made from durable aluminium
- Bold ‘Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever’ slogan printed on both sides
- Secure screw-top lid to prevent leaks during play or travel
- Easy to clean and suitable for daily use on or off the course
- Lightweight and designed to keep drinks cool round after round
This bottle is perfect for any golfer who knows that the best part of a hole-in-one might just be retelling it at the 19th hole. Whether it’s for a friend, family member or colleague, it’s a fun and affordable way to celebrate their golf obsession.
Shop Online with Cows Corner – Golf Gifts That Hit the Mark
At Cows Corner, we believe sports-themed products should be as bold and unique as the people who use them. Our golf collection was made with everyday players in mind, those who value a good laugh, a great deal, and a secure checkout when they order online. This bottle is one of our most popular golf gifts and is now available as a limited stock item for a short time only.
Whether you’re looking for a funny water bottle for yourself or searching for a present that guarantees a laugh, you can find it here. With new arrivals landing regularly, this is just one of many exclusive products in our sports collection that offer value, originality, and style.
Order Today – Limited Time Offer with Fast Dispatch
This Funny Golf Hole in One Water bottle is in stock and ready for quick delivery. Simply add to cart, confirm order, and let us handle the rest. With no contract, no subscription, and a hassle-free return policy, there’s no reason not to give it a try now. Whether it’s for a club competition, birthday gift, or just to treat yourself, this product makes every sip a story.
Find your next favourite golf item and get yours today from Cows Corner, where sport meets humour, and every shot tells a tale.
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