Looking for Funny Golf Players gifts that go beyond the usual and bring genuine laughs to the fairway? At Cows Corner, we’ve made it easier than ever to shop a full range of funny, sporty, and completely original golf gifts that speak the language of the course. Whether you’re hunting for something quirky, cheeky or just plain relatable, this collection delivers the humour every golf lover needs. With tees, mugs, hoodies and more, each item is made to capture those unforgettable moments on the green, from missed putts to miracle shots. These Funny Golf Players gifts are perfect for anyone who loves the game but doesn’t take it too seriously. Ideal for birthdays, society matches, secret Santa picks or just because, there’s something here for everyone. And thanks to our custom design tools, you can even personalise your own gift or upload your own idea. Shop now and add something totally unique to your golf gift game.
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Golf’s There Ugliest Words: ’Still Your Shot! – Dave Marr | Funny Golf Baby Grows
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Vendor:Cows Corner | Funny Sports Clothing & Merch
Golf’s There Ugliest Words: ’Still Your Shot! – Dave Marr | Funny Golf Hoodie
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Vendor:Cows Corner | Funny Sports Clothing & Merch
Golf’s There Ugliest Words: ’Still Your Shot! – Dave Marr | Funny Golf T-shirt
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Golf Is Deceptively Simple and Endlessly Complicated – Arnold Palmer | Funny Golf Baby Grows
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Golf Is Deceptively Simple and Endlessly Complicated – Arnold Palmer | Funny Golf Hoodies
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Golf Is Deceptively Simple and Endlessly Complicated – Arnold Palmer | Funny Golf T-shirt
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I Regard Golf as an Expensive Way of Playing Marbles – G.K Chesterton | Funny Golf Hoodie
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I Regard Golf as an Expensive Way of Playing Marbles – G.K Chesterton | Funny Golf T-shirt
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The Most Important Shot in Golf Is the Next One – Ben Hogan | Funny Golf T-shirt
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The Most Important Shot in Golf Is the Next One – Ben Hogan | Funny Golf Mug
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Vendor:Cows Corner | Funny Sports Clothing & Merch
The Most Important Shot in Golf Is the Next One – Ben Hogan | Funny Golf Hoodie
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The Most Important Shot in Golf Is the Next One – Ben Hogan | Funny Golf Water Bottle
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The Older We Get the Better I Used To Be – Lee Trevino | Funny Golf Baby Grow
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Vendor:Cows Corner | Funny Sports Clothing & Merch
The Older We Get the Better I Used To Be – Lee Trevino | Funny Golf Hoodie
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Vendor:Cows Corner | Funny Sports Clothing & Merch
The Older we Get the Better I Use To Be – Lee Trevino | Funny Golf T-shirt
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The Only Thing a Golfer Need Is More Daylight – Ben Hogan | Funny Golf Baby Grow
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Funny golf presents made for every type of player
Find novelty golf gifts that stand out
This is not your average gift shop. At Cows Corner, we’ve built our collection around originality, humour and style. Our novelty golf gifts are made to capture the joy and chaos of every round, turning familiar golf sayings and situations into designs that get noticed. Whether it’s a running joke with your fourball or a relatable moment all golfers know, these are presents that go the extra mile. If you're browsing golf gifts for Mums, mates, coaches or weekend warriors, you’ll find something here to match their personality and sense of humour. Many items come with free shipping options, and all are available to order online with fast turnaround from our UK team.
Golf present ideas for special occasions
Need golf present ideas that go beyond the usual club covers and tees? This collection is full of clever, cheeky and one-of-a-kind designs that make ideal golf Christmas gifts, birthday surprises or society prizes. Whether you're buying for a scratch player or a complete beginner, these presents for golfers hit the mark. Every piece has been made with quality materials and clear, vibrant designs – perfect for that golfer in your life who appreciates a bit of style alongside the laughs. These designs are only available at Cows Corner and are regularly updated to keep your gift ideas fresh and original.
Gifts for golf lovers that are personal, practical and fun
Create personalised golf gifts in minutes
Give a golf gift they’ve never seen before. With our AI-powered design tool and easy upload feature, you can create personalised golf gifts in just a few clicks. Whether it’s a nickname, a one-liner from your last round, or an inside joke that deserves to be remembered, now you can bring it to life on T-shirts, mugs, hoodies and more. There’s no design experience needed, and no minimum order required. It’s the perfect way to surprise a friend, make society gear or just express your sense of humour. With low prices and fast UK delivery, your next favourite golf present could be one you’ve helped design yourself.
Golf gifts for Mums, Dads and everyone in between
This isn’t just a collection for blokes. From golf gifts for Mums who love a round to clever keepsakes for couples and family members, there’s something here for every kind of golf fan. Whether they’re in the clubhouse every week or just love the game from the sofa, these gifts are made to make them smile. The range includes everything from slogan tees and funny mugs to premium accessories, all made and shipped from our UK headquarters. Looking for something quick and original? These gifts for golf lovers are in stock and ready to order now with secure checkout and fast processing times.
Explore unique and affordable golf related gifts
At Cows Corner, we believe in making humour accessible. That’s why our golf related gifts are made with high-quality materials at prices that won’t make you double bogey. Whether you're shopping for a single funny mug or bundling up a few favourites for your golf society, everything here offers genuine value. You’ll find exclusive designs, great deals, and plenty of choice – all from a trusted UK seller. These are items you won’t find on the high street, and thanks to our regular updates, there’s always something new arriving. Add to cart today and discover just how easy it is to find the right golf gift at the right price.
Gifts that go beyond the course
Once you’ve picked out the perfect golf present, why stop there? The Cows Corner sports collections also cover football, rugby, cricket and tennis, each one packed with funny designs made for fans who love to laugh. Whether you’re shopping for one person or planning a full team bundle, everything you need is available online with simple ordering and quick delivery. We’re always updating our range, so if you’re looking for new gift ideas that are fresh, funny and completely original, you’ve come to the right place. Shop collection now and see what’s new at Cows Corner.
Golf Players Funny Sayings FAQs
What is a good funny quote about golf?

What is a good funny quote about golf?
A popular quote that captures golf’s unpredictable nature is, “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” Often (though incorrectly) attributed to Mark Twain, it reflects the joy and frustration many players feel. It’s the kind of line that appears on many of our fun golf-themed gifts at Cows Corner.
What does "fore" mean in golf?

What does "fore" mean in golf?
Fore is a traditional warning shouted when a golf ball is heading towards another player. It’s a quick way of saying, "watch out!" – and it’s become one of golf’s most recognisable expressions. It’s also the inspiration for a few of the slogans in our novelty range.
What did Gary Player say about luck in golf?

What did Gary Player say about luck in golf?
Gary Player once said, “The harder I practise, the luckier I get.” This famous quote highlights the humour and truth behind the sport, something we love to celebrate in our funny golf collections at Cows Corner.
What are some funny golf terms?

What are some funny golf terms?
Golf is full of amusing slang, like “snowman” for a score of eight, or “Texas wedge” for using a putter off the green. These quirky terms are perfect for personalised slogans and can be found across many of our funny golf gifts and apparel.
What are clever things to say to golfers?

What are clever things to say to golfers?
There are loads of cheeky and clever phrases golfers love to hear – like “Hit 'em long and straight,” or “May your swing stay smooth.” These sayings are often turned into memorable gifts for players of all levels, and you’ll find plenty of them in our collection.

Design Your Own AI Product(s)
Cricket-themed hoodie for your teen? A tennis bottle with Dad’s best quote?
Use our AI tool to create one-of-a-kind sports gifts and gear for adults and kids who love the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
Give your cricket-mad partner or rugby-loving child something truly personal. Our custom gift boxes add that extra-special touch for birthdays, match wins, and more.

Funny Sports Hoodies
Wrap up warm in a rugby hoodie that makes people smile. From Sunday golf trips to school cricket runs, our hoodies are made for adults but perfect for big and little sports fans too.

Funny Sports Mugs
Cricket brews. Rugby rants. Golf grumbles. Start your day with a mug that knows your sport and your sense of humour. Ideal for grown-ups—and safe from little hands!

Funny Sports T-shirts
Products | T-shirts
Whether you're a cricket dad, a tennis mum, or just love a cheeky football pun—our funny sports T-shirts are perfect for adults and kids alike. Designed to get laughs on and off the pitch.

Upload your own Images to products
Products | Your Own Images
Got a funny photo from last season’s football match? Upload your own images to turn them into custom T-shirts, mugs, or more, perfect for adults to gift or kids to wear with pride.

Funny Sports Baby Grows
Products | Baby Grows
Let the littlest players join the fun. These sporty baby grows feature funny designs loved by rugby mums, cricket dads, and every adult raising tomorrow’s star athlete.

Funny Sports Water Bottles
Products | Water Bottles
Hydration meets hilarity. Whether you're coaching the kids’ football team or smashing tennis balls with your mates, our funny sports bottles bring personality to your pitch-side kit.