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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Bring a touch of humour to the golf course or the clubhouse with this witty hoodie, featuring G.K. Chesterton’s famous line: "I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles." Perfect for golf lovers who appreciate a bit of banter, this hoodie is a light-hearted gift that will raise smiles whether it’s worn on the course, at the 19th hole, or lounging at home. Available in classic black, it’s as stylish as it is comfortable.
Product Features
✅ Soft, warm fabric for all-day comfort
✅ Classic black design that pairs with any casual outfit
✅ Durable print that won’t fade after washing
✅ Relaxed fit suitable for men and women
✅ Kangaroo pocket for added practicality
Perfect For
🎁 Golf fans with a sense of humour
🎁 Friends or family who enjoy golf banter
🎁 Birthday or Christmas gifts for golfers
🎁 Clubhouse laughs after a round
🎁 Anyone who loves witty sports quotes
This funny golf hoodie isn’t just clothing, it’s a conversation starter and a perfect present for golfers who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Order yours today and give the gift of warmth, comfort, and a good laugh.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Regard Golf as an Expensive Way of Playing Marbles FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean?

What does giving someone a hoodie mean?
Giving a hoodie is often seen as a thoughtful and personal gift. It shows you care about the person’s comfort and style, while also giving them something practical they can wear regularly. A funny hoodie adds an extra layer of personality, making the gift feel even more unique.
Why do people like receiving hoodies as gifts?

Why do people like receiving hoodies as gifts?
Hoodies are popular because they’re versatile, comfortable, and can be worn all year round. They suit a wide range of styles and occasions, from lounging at home to casual outings. When the hoodie carries a witty quote or design, it becomes more than clothing, it’s a gift that sparks conversations and laughter.
Why buy a hoodie as a present?

Why buy a hoodie as a present?
A hoodie makes a great present because it combines practicality with sentiment. It’s something the recipient will actually use and appreciate, while the design or message can reflect their hobbies, humour, or personality. A funny golf hoodie, for example, makes a clever choice for golf fans who enjoy banter.
Who would appreciate a funny hoodie gift?

Who would appreciate a funny hoodie gift?
Funny hoodies are ideal for anyone with a playful personality or a love of banter. In this case, golfers who enjoy light-hearted quotes and witty humour will find it a perfect match. It’s a versatile gift idea for friends, family, or colleagues who like to combine comfort with comedy.
Are hoodies a good idea for birthdays and Christmas?

Are hoodies a good idea for birthdays and Christmas?
Yes, hoodies are excellent gifts for occasions such as birthdays and Christmas. They’re warm, practical, and personal, especially when they feature a funny slogan that suits the recipient’s sense of humour. A golf-themed hoodie works particularly well as a memorable present during the festive season or as a birthday surprise.
Funny Golf Hoodie – I Regard Golf as an Expensive Way of Playing Marbles
This funny golf hoodie is the perfect way to add humour and style to your wardrobe or to surprise a golf lover with a unique gift. Featuring G.K. Chesterton’s famous quote, it delivers a witty twist on the game while keeping you comfortable and warm. Available in black, this hoodie is a best choice for birthdays, Christmas or simply as a special treat for someone who enjoys golf banter.
Product Features
✔️ Premium quality fabric designed for long-lasting wear
✔️ Comfortable fit suitable for everyday use on or off the golf course
✔️ Durable print that ensures the design stays sharp after washing
✔️ Stylish black colour that complements casual and sportswear
✔️ Practical kangaroo pocket for added convenience
Perfect For
🎁 Golf fans who enjoy a good laugh
🎁 Family and friends looking for affordable gift ideas
🎁 Special occasions such as birthdays, Christmas and Father’s Day
🎁 Clubhouse gatherings or casual evenings
🎁 Shoppers searching for value when buying a unique golf present
Available online and ready to order, this hoodie offers great value and makes an excellent purchase for anyone who appreciates a mix of comfort and comedy. Don’t miss out on the chance to give a thoughtful gift that is guaranteed to raise smiles. Shop today and secure yours while stocks last.

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