Funny Football Water Bottles

Funny football water bottles

If you're shopping for a football-mad friend, a cheeky teammate or just want to give your own matchday gear a humorous twist, you're in the right place. Our collection of funny football water bottles is designed to put a smile on your face every time you take a sip. These bottles aren't just for laughs, they’re practical, well-made and perfect for gifting. Whether it's for training, school, gym sessions or the weekend kickabout, these water bottles are built for people who live and breathe the game, and don’t mind a good giggle along the way.

Who are our funny football water bottles perfect for?

These funny football water bottles make brilliant presents or personal treats for anyone who loves the sport, has a wicked sense of humour or simply wants to carry their football pride everywhere they go. Designed for players, fans and sideline supporters alike, they’re ideal for all ages and personalities.

Here’s who will absolutely love one of our funny football water bottles:

• ⚽️ Football-mad dads – Whether it's Father’s Day, a birthday or just because, these bottles make a hilarious gift that shows you get his love for the game and his top-tier dad jokes.
• 👶 Junior players – Great for young footballers who are just getting into the sport and want to stand out on matchday with a bottle that’s as fun as they are.
• 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Football families – If your household is all about football, kit everyone out with their own funny football water bottle and let the banter flow just as freely as the water.
• 🎁 Secret Santa gifts – Struggling to find something original for a football-loving colleague or mate? These bottles are funny, affordable and guaranteed to get a laugh.
• 🧤 Coaches & managers – Give your coach something better than another pair of socks. These bottles are a great way to say thanks and add a bit of sideline personality.
• 💪 Gym-goers – Perfect for anyone who loves to work out but never misses the chance to talk about their team or throw in a cheeky football pun.
• 🏫 Back to school – Ideal for kids who love football and want to bring some personality to their PE kit or lunchbox.
• 📦 Last-minute gift buyers – You’ve left it late, but you still want something personal and fun. These water bottles are ready to ship and make brilliant, thoughtful gifts without the fuss.

Why buy funny football water bottles from Cows Corner?

At Cows Corner, we know that gifting isn’t just about the item, it’s about the thought, the moment, and the message behind it. That’s why our funny football water bottles are more than just practical accessories. They’re a chance to show someone you understand them. You get their passion, their humour and their love for football.

Each design in our collection is created to make people smile. The slogans are witty, relatable and just cheeky enough to stand out. We focus on quality as well as humour, so your bottle won’t just look good, it’ll last through matchday, training and everything in between.

Perfect for birthdays, matchdays & more

Our funny football water bottles make ideal gifts for all occasions. Whether it’s a birthday surprise, a reward for the end of the season or a stocking filler at Christmas, they hit the sweet spot between useful and funny. They also make brilliant gifts for coaches, football teachers and even the sideline parent who’s there come rain or shine.

Need something personal? Each bottle has its own character, so you can pick the one that matches the recipient perfectly. Got a mate who thinks they’re the next Messi but still can’t dribble in a straight line? We’ve got something for that. Know a kid who thinks their tekkers are unbeatable? There’s a bottle waiting for them too.

Quality meets personality

Our funny football water bottles don’t just rely on humour, they’re made to be used day in, day out. Every bottle is built with a sturdy stainless steel body, a secure screw-top lid to prevent leaks and an easy-to-carry handle. The print finish is crisp, clear and designed to withstand plenty of wear, washing and rough and tumble in a kit bag.

And because they’re reusable, they’re also a more sustainable choice than single-use plastic bottles. That means they’re a gift that’s better for the planet as well as a total winner on the touchline.

Encourage hydration with humour

Let’s be honest, getting kids to drink enough water can be a bit of a challenge. But give them a bottle they actually like and they’ll be showing it off at every opportunity. These funny football water bottles are a brilliant way to encourage healthy habits in a fun, relatable way. For adults, they’re equally motivating. After all, who wouldn’t want to show up at five-a-side with a bottle that gets a laugh before the first kick?

Shop today & make someone smile

Whether you’re shopping for your football-mad son, your dad who still thinks he should’ve gone pro or just treating yourself to something fun for training, our collection of funny football water bottles is ready to go. We pack every item with care and ship direct to your door, so you can sit back and relax knowing you’ve picked a brilliant gift.

If you're sending it as a present, don’t forget to check out our optional gift boxing, perfect for birthdays, Christmas or ‘just because’ moments. You can even include a custom note to make your gift even more personal.

Make your next gift a memorable one. Pick a design that’ll make them laugh, keep them hydrated and remind them of their favourite sport every single day.

Browse our funny football water bottles now and find the one that’s made for them.