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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Score laughs and hydration in one go with our hilarious ‘Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss’ water bottle. Designed with football-mad families in mind, this stainless steel bottle is the perfect mix of pitch-side practicality and tongue-in-cheek truth.
Whether you're buying it for your little midfielder or as a gift from a proud parent, this bottle is a funny reminder that no matter how serious football gets, Mum is still calling the shots.
Crafted in crisp white, this reusable water bottle is ideal for kids who live and breathe football but also know who's in charge at home. Whether tucked in a school bag, gym bag or next to a pair of muddy boots, it’s bound to bring a smile.
High-quality white stainless steel for long-lasting use
Screw-on lid with secure seal to prevent spills
Lightweight and easy to carry for school, training or match day
Holds up to 500ml of water or juice
Printed with a bold, funny slogan that’ll get a chuckle from the sidelines
BPA-free and reusable, making it an eco-friendly choice
Parents who love football and want to pass on the laughs
Kids with a cheeky sense of humour and serious ball skills
Football mums looking to make a subtle statement on the sidelines
Birthday gifts, Christmas presents or just-because surprises for young football fans
Families who know the beautiful game is a team effort (with Mum as manager)
Whether you’re raising the next star striker or want something fun to keep them hydrated, this bottle is a back-of-the-net winner.
Grab one now and let everyone know that when it comes to football and family, Mum’s the real boss, and proud of it.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
This bottle is both fun and functional, combining a bold slogan with a design that's ideal for daily use at school, football training or on the go. It's a brilliant gift for children who love football and enjoy a cheeky laugh, especially when Mum is the family manager.
Absolutely. The stainless steel construction is durable enough for everyday wear and tear, while the screw-on lid prevents leaks in school bags, gym kits and match-day holdalls.
Parents are leaning towards gifts that are both practical and personal. This water bottle ticks both boxes – it keeps kids hydrated while showing off a bit of family personality and humour, especially for football-loving households.
This particular bottle is designed for cold drinks, making it ideal for water, juice or squash during school or sport. It’s lightweight and easy to carry, making hydration hassle-free for busy kids and parents.
It’s a great choice for birthdays, Christmas, end-of-season thank-you presents, back-to-school surprises or just a fun mid-season treat. If you know a football kid who loves their mum and their sport, this gift always gets a smile.
If you're searching for a football-themed gift that’s as funny as it is practical, our ‘Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss’ stainless steel water bottle is a crowd-pleaser. Designed with football parents in mind, this white water bottle brings together everyday usefulness and classic sideline banter, making it the perfect gift for football-loving families who appreciate a good laugh.
Whether you’re treating your child to a fun new drinks bottle or buying on behalf of a football mum who runs the home like a top-tier manager, this bottle delivers the goods. Lightweight, durable and printed with a brilliant slogan, it’s the ultimate match-day companion for kids who spend more time kicking a ball than sitting still.
Looking for a football gift with personality? This water bottle is ideal for:
This water bottle is more than just a bit of football fun, it’s a practical essential wrapped up in humour that celebrates the real MVP at home: Mum. Whether you’re buying for your child, surprising a football mum, or simply adding a bit of fun to your gift list, this bottle scores every time.
Order now and give a gift that’s equal parts useful, hilarious and full of family football spirit.
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