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£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Score big laughs and even bigger smiles with our hilarious football-themed stainless steel water bottle, featuring the cheeky slogan: “Dad’s First Love: Football. Dad’s Second Love: Me.”
Whether you're a football-mad parent or shopping for one, this bottle is a fun reminder of where the priorities lie.
Designed for football-loving families who appreciate a bit of pitch-side banter, this bottle is the perfect mix of practical and playful. It’s ideal for match days, gym sessions, office lunches, or school runs – and keeps drinks hot or cold for hours.
Available in crisp white, this sleek stainless steel bottle makes a brilliant gift from the kids to the football fanatic in their life.
500ml premium stainless steel water bottle
Double-walled insulation to keep drinks hot or cold
Funny slogan printed on both sides
Secure screw-on lid with leak-proof seal
Durable and reusable – better for the planet
Wipe clean only – not dishwasher safe
Available in white with bold black text
Designed and printed in the UK
Dads who treat football like a second religion
Kids who want to score gift-giving points
Parents who never miss a match
Birthdays, Father’s Day or just because
Footie families with a sense of humour
Whether it's a gift from the kids to their footie-mad dad or a little something to make the whole family laugh, this bottle hits the back of the net every time.
Don’t sit on the sidelines. Grab yours now and give Dad something he’ll use with pride and a smile, whether at the match, the gym or the office.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Water bottles are practical, personal and reusable, which makes them an ideal gift for all ages. Add a funny or meaningful message, like our football dad slogan, and you’ve got a gift that’s both useful and guaranteed to raise a smile.
Stainless steel bottles are more durable, keep drinks hot or cold for longer and are far better for the environment. They also look smarter and last longer, especially when they’re as well made as ours.
Absolutely. It’s the perfect balance of heartfelt and humorous, showing Dad just how loved he is, even if football comes first. It’s especially popular with kids looking for a fun and affordable gift he’ll actually use.
Definitely. While the slogan is dad-themed, it’s also great for grandads, stepdads, uncles or any football-mad father figure who enjoys a laugh and a useful gift.
Ours get used all the time. Because it’s not just a novelty, it’s a high-quality, insulated stainless steel bottle that keeps drinks at the perfect temperature. Funny and functional is what we do best.
If you’re searching for a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile and keep drinks at just the right temperature, our funny football water bottle is a top pick. Featuring the witty slogan “Dad’s First Love: Football. Dad’s Second Love: Me”, this stylish and practical stainless steel water bottle is made for footie-loving dads who live and breathe the beautiful game – and still manage to find a little time (and love) for the kids.
Designed in crisp white and printed in bold black lettering on both sides, this reusable 500ml bottle is more than just a novelty.
It’s a high-quality, double-walled flask that’s built to perform on the go, whether it’s match day, work, the gym or a weekend with the kids. It’s functional, funny and makes the perfect present from sons or daughters who want to show Dad he’s their number one... just behind his favourite team.
This water bottle isn’t just a great talking point, it’s a genuinely useful everyday essential that Dad will reach for again and again. Whether he’s sipping pitch-side, at the office or enjoying a well-earned break at home, it’s a brilliant way to show him he’s appreciated, football obsession and all. Ready to give the gift of laughter and hydration? Order yours today before they’re gone.
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