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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Show off those tekkers with every sip! Whether your little one is on the pitch or just tagging along to training, this hilarious stainless steel water bottle is a must-have for any football-mad family.
With the cheeky slogan ‘I Get My Tekkers From Dad’ printed on a sleek white background, it’s the perfect blend of banter and brilliance – and a fun way for parents to pass on their love for the beautiful game.
Made from durable stainless steel, this water bottle keeps drinks cool for longer and is ideal for matchdays, school bags, and weekend kickabouts in the park. A proper nod to footy-loving dads everywhere, it makes a brilliant gift from dad to son or daughter, or from mum to dad on behalf of the kids.
Whether you're raising the next Bellingham or just proud of your five-a-side legacy, this one’s for you.
• Premium white stainless steel bottle with a glossy finish
• Funny ‘I Get My Tekkers From Dad’ slogan in bold, eye-catching design
• Screw-top lid with secure closure to prevent leaks
• 500ml capacity – ideal for staying hydrated on the go
• Lightweight and reusable – a more sustainable choice than plastic
• Easy to clean and suitable for both cold and room temperature drinks
• Football-loving dads with a sense of humour
• Kids who want to show off their footy banter
• Parents looking for a practical but funny gift
• Birthday, Father’s Day or just-because surprises
• School, training sessions or matchday sidelines
So if your little legend’s tekkers that run in the family, this water bottle is a cracking way to celebrate it.
Snap one and let everyone know where those silky skills come from – Dad.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Reusable water bottles are a practical and thoughtful gift for children of all ages. They're useful every day, for school, sports, and trips, and when paired with a fun slogan like ‘I Get My Tekkers From Dad’, they become a gift that’s both personal and playful. It’s something a child will genuinely use while having a laugh every time they pick it up.
Absolutely. This bottle is a brilliant way for children to show off the bond they have with their dad, especially if football is their shared passion. It’s cheeky, fun and a bit sentimental, ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays or as a surprise gift before a big match.
Yes, it holds 500ml and is designed to be lightweight and compact, making it easy to carry around in school bags, football kits or lunch boxes. The screw-top lid also means no leaks, so it’s school-safe and pitch-ready.
Most football-themed gifts focus on club colours or player names, but this one adds a personal, humorous twist. It celebrates the relationship between parent and child in a way that’s stylish and practical. Plus, it’s reusable and eco-conscious, a smarter gift choice for today’s families.
This bottle is ideal for cold and room temperature drinks. It’s made from stainless steel, so while it can technically hold warmer liquids, it’s not insulated for maintaining heat like a flask. For best results, stick to cold drinks on the go.
Looking for a fun, practical gift that’s guaranteed to score big with football-mad families? This funny stainless steel water bottle featuring the cheeky slogan ‘I Get My Tekkers From Dad’ is the ultimate way to celebrate the special bond between football-loving dads and their kids.
Whether it’s a birthday gift, a Father’s Day surprise or just a brilliant treat before the season kicks off, this bottle brings the banter and the hydration in one neat package.
Made from premium quality stainless steel and finished in a crisp white gloss, it’s built to keep drinks cool while turning heads on the pitch, in the playground or at weekend training sessions. It's the ideal companion for any young footballer, and a proud reminder of who taught them those tekkers in the first place. 😉
This bottle is more than just a funny slogan. It’s a feel-good gift that brings football banter to life while keeping your child refreshed and ready for anything. Whether they’re striking like Sterling or passing like Bellingham, they’ll love showing off where they got their tekkers from, and you’ll love the smiles it brings.
Order yours today and make sure everyone knows which parent deserves the credit on and off the pitch. It’s a great-value gift that’s as useful as it is hilarious, and it’ll be their new favourite bottle in no time.
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