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£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Whether you're pitchside on a Sunday morning or watching the game from the sofa, this water bottle is for the true football fans who appreciate a good laugh with their hydration.
Featuring the now-legendary quote from Ian Rush, which has become a cult classic in football circles, this bottle is perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of banter alongside their beautiful game.
Made from durable stainless steel and available in a sleek white finish, this bottle isn’t just funny – it’s functional. It’ll keep your drinks cold when you’re sweating it out on the pitch and your tea warm when you're on the sidelines in January.
Product Features
Premium stainless steel body with a matte white finish
Double-wall insulation to keep drinks hot or cold for hours
Leak-proof screw cap to prevent spills in your kit bag
Holds 500ml – the perfect size for matchday or workday
Easy to clean and fits in standard cup holders
Printed with the iconic Ian Rush quote for maximum laughs
Perfect for
Football fans with a sharp sense of humour
Sunday league players who need hydration and heckles
Coaches, mates or club members who love a legendary quote
Gift buyers looking for something funny and unexpected
Anyone who agrees that yes, Italy is technically a foreign country
Whether you're gifting it to your football-mad mate or treating yourself to something that’ll raise a smile every time you take a sip, this bottle is a proper crowd-pleaser.
Add a bit of football banter to your everyday routine and score big in the personality stakes.
Grab yours now before the final whistle blows.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
A water bottle makes a great gift when it’s both practical and personal. Ours stands out by combining stainless steel functionality with a classic football quote that adds humour and character, making it ideal for sports lovers and banter fans alike.
People love products that reflect their personality or sense of humour. Themed bottles like this one appeal because they turn everyday items into something fun and memorable, especially when they include iconic football quotes.
Absolutely. This bottle appeals to a wide age range, from teenagers and students to dads and Sunday league players. It’s especially popular with those who love football culture and enjoy gifting something with a comedic twist.
This type of gift works brilliantly for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, and even as a thank-you for football coaches or teammates at the end of the season.
With high-quality materials and a practical design, this bottle isn’t just for laughs, it’s genuinely useful. The added humour makes it more likely to be carried and used regularly, unlike many novelty gifts that get forgotten.
Inject some proper football banter into your daily routine with our Funny Football Stainless Steel Water Bottle featuring one of the most iconic quotes in football history: "I couldn’t settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country" – Ian Rush. Whether you're heading to training, the office or the sofa for Super Sunday, this bottle is made for those who live and breathe football and love a good laugh along the way.
This isn’t just a water bottle, it’s a talking point. Designed for football obsessives with a sense of humour, it's ideal for mates who quote classic football interviews, Sunday league legends who bring the banter to the changing room and die-hard fans who appreciate the quirks of the game. If you know someone who worships Match of the Day, dreams in 4-4-2 or still wears their vintage shirt with pride, they’ll love this.
Looking for a gift that’s genuinely original and guaranteed to raise a smile? This bottle is spot on for:
Whether you're staying hydrated through five-a-side, fuelling up for kick-off or just showing off your love for the beautiful game, this water bottle is a fun and functional companion. Lightweight, durable and guaranteed to spark a few laughs, it’s a brilliant way to bring personality to your pitch or office desk.
Don’t sit on the bench – add to basket now and give the gift of football banter that actually gets used!
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