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Brilliant quality water bottle. Keeps drinks cold for hours at training and looks great in the kit bag. The print is sharp and hasn’t faded at all.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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For fans of football and a good laugh, our funny stainless steel water bottle featuring the quote 'We Lost Because We Didn’t Win' is the perfect pitch-side companion.
Whether you’re training, watching from the stands, or just rehydrating at work, this bottle lets everyone know you take your football as seriously as your banter. Inspired by one of Cristiano Ronaldo’s most famously baffling statements, it’s designed for those who know the game, love the drama and aren’t afraid of a cheeky quote.
Made from durable stainless steel with a crisp white finish, it’s built to last longer than your team’s latest manager. Keep your drinks cool, your style fresh, and your teammates laughing.
Product Features
Premium white stainless steel finish with a glossy, high-quality print
Double-walled insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
Secure the screw-top lid to prevent leaks in your kit bag
500ml capacity – perfect for match day, gym sessions or office use
Lightweight and reusable – say goodbye to single-use plastic
Easy to clean and fits in most car or bike bottle holders
Perfect For
Football fans who enjoy a bit of light-hearted banter
Ronaldo lovers or haters who appreciate his quotable moments
Sunday league legends and five-a-side fanatics
Coaches, captains and casual watchers alike
Secret Santa gifts or birthdays for your football-mad mates
Whether you’re nursing your post-match pride or just need a bottle that makes people smile, this is a classic bit of football fun you can carry with you anywhere.
Grab yours now and stay hydrated, because we all know the real reason you lost was definitely not your fault...
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Reusable water bottles are practical, eco-friendly, and increasingly seen as stylish accessories. When combined with humour or personalisation, they make thoughtful and fun gifts for all ages
A funny water bottle stands out because it’s both useful and entertaining. It’s perfect for gifting someone with a good sense of humour who’ll appreciate a daily dose of banter alongside their hydration.
Yes, stainless steel bottles are more durable, retain temperature better, and don’t retain odours like plastic. They’re also a sustainable alternative to single-use bottles.
They’re perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, Christmas stockings, back-to-school surprises, gym goals, and football end-of-season thank-yous.
Absolutely. A water bottle featuring a hilarious football quote shows you know their love for the game and adds a personal, thoughtful touch to the gift
Inject some classic football humour into your daily routine with our funny stainless steel water bottle, featuring Cristiano Ronaldo’s brilliantly baffling quote, ‘We Lost Because We Didn’t Win’. Whether you’re pitch-side, in the office or heading to the gym, this stylish, durable bottle is the ultimate companion for football lovers who appreciate the beautiful game, and a good bit of banter.
Made for players, fans and football fanatics of all levels, this white stainless steel water bottle combines functionality with fun. The clean design and iconic quote make it a standout choice for anyone who wants to stay hydrated while showing off their love of football and sharp wit. Lightweight, leak-proof and reusable, it’s the perfect conversation starter wherever you go.
This bottle has been created especially for those who live and breathe football, but don’t take themselves too seriously. It’s ideal for:
Looking for a present that scores every time? This water bottle is a winning gift idea for:
If you’re shopping for someone who thinks they’re the next Ronaldo, or just enjoys a laugh on and off the pitch, this is the water bottle they didn’t know they needed. It’s the perfect mix of function, style and pure football comedy.
Order yours today and bring a bit of legendary locker-room banter into every sip. But don’t leave it too late, unlike the match, this one won’t go to extra time!
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