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Brilliant quality water bottle. Keeps drinks cold for hours at training and looks great in the kit bag. The print is sharp and hasn’t faded at all.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Stay hydrated while showing off your sense of humour with our hilarious football-themed water bottle. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Dribble? You Can Barely Walk Straight!” this bottle is perfect for anyone who loves the beautiful game – and a bit of football banter to go with it.
Whether you’re pitch-side, at the gym, or looking for a laugh at your desk, this bottle will have your mates in stitches.
Made from high-quality stainless steel and finished in clean, crisp white, it’s as practical as funny.
And yes, it keeps your water ice-cold or your tea piping hot – whichever way you roll on matchday.
Made from durable stainless steel, built to last season after season
Double-wall insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
500ml capacity, the perfect size for footie training, work, or everyday use
Secure screw-top lid, no leaks when it’s rolling around in your kit bag
Bold black text on a white background stands out wherever you are
Easy to clean, because no one has time for faff
Football lovers who enjoy a bit of sideline sarcasm
Banter kings and queens of the group chat
Gym-goers who want their bottle to make people look twice
Teammates, coaches, or that mate who thinks they’re Messi after two pints
Birthday gifts, Secret Santa, or a fun surprise for your 5-a-side crew
Whether it’s for kickabouts in the park, mid-match refreshments, or just something to spark a chuckle at work, this water bottle is a crowd-pleaser with real personality.
It’s a brilliant gift for football fans who don’t take themselves too seriously – and at the very least, it’ll stop someone else nicking your bottle.
Grab yours now before they’re all snapped up – because while your dribbling might not impress, your bottle taste certainly will.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Funny water bottles combine everyday usefulness with a personal touch. They’re practical, reusable, and eco-friendly, but when you add a cheeky slogan like “Dribble? You Can Barely Walk Straight!”, they also become conversation starters. It’s a simple way to give someone a laugh and a quality gift at the same time.
Yes, absolutely. While the humour is more suited to older teens and adults, the bottle itself is lightweight, easy to carry, and holds 500ml of liquid, making it practical for people of all ages who enjoy football and banter.
It’s a brilliant present for birthdays, Secret Santa, Father’s Day, leaving dos, or end-of-season football awards. It’s also a clever stocking filler or a fun treat for your 5-a-side teammates, especially the one who thinks they’ve got silky skills (but really doesn’t).
Yes, it does. Thanks to its double-wall stainless steel insulation, this water bottle keeps drinks cold for hours and hot beverages warm just as long. Whether it's matchday hydration or a morning brew, it’s got you covered.
While many water bottles focus purely on function or style, this one delivers both, plus a big dose of football-themed humour. It’s designed for people who don’t take themselves too seriously but still want a bottle that performs. And the bold slogan makes sure it never gets mistaken for someone else’s!
If you’re shopping for a football fan with a cracking sense of humour, this stainless steel water bottle is the ultimate gift. Featuring the bold and cheeky slogan “Dribble? You Can Barely Walk Straight!”, it’s designed to make people laugh whether they’re on the pitch, in the gym, or in the office.
Football banter doesn’t get better than this, and with its crisp white finish and premium build, this bottle scores high on both style and practicality.
This isn’t just a funny football gift, it’s a functional, durable, and versatile water bottle that keeps drinks hot or cold for hours. Ideal for match days, training sessions, morning commutes, or just showing off in the workplace, it’s the kind of bottle people talk about and never forget.
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This water bottle makes a brilliant gift for:
Whether you’re buying for a football fanatic, a gym-goer with a sense of humour, or just want to treat yourself to something fun and practical, this bottle ticks every box. It’s not just a conversation starter – it’s a laugh-out-loud gift that’ll get used every day.
Don’t miss out on the chance to gift something truly original, order now and bring a bit of footie-flavoured fun to someone’s hydration game!
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