I Couldn’t Settle in Italy It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country – Ian Rush | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football and Old School Players
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Whether you're pitchside on a Sunday morning or watching the game from the sofa, this water bottle is for the true football fans who appreciate a good laugh with their hydration.
Featuring the now-legendary quote from Ian Rush, which has become a cult classic in football circles, this bottle is perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of banter alongside their beautiful game.
Made from durable stainless steel and available in a sleek white finish, this bottle isn’t just funny – it’s functional. It’ll keep your drinks cold when you’re sweating it out on the pitch and your tea warm when you're on the sidelines in January.
Product Features
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Premium stainless steel body with a matte white finish
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Double-wall insulation to keep drinks hot or cold for hours
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Leak-proof screw cap to prevent spills in your kit bag
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Holds 500ml – the perfect size for matchday or workday
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Easy to clean and fits in standard cup holders
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Printed with the iconic Ian Rush quote for maximum laughs
Perfect for
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Football fans with a sharp sense of humour
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Sunday league players who need hydration and heckles
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Coaches, mates or club members who love a legendary quote
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Gift buyers looking for something funny and unexpected
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Anyone who agrees that yes, Italy is technically a foreign country
Whether you're gifting it to your football-mad mate or treating yourself to something that’ll raise a smile every time you take a sip, this bottle is a proper crowd-pleaser.
Add a bit of football banter to your everyday routine and score big in the personality stakes.
Grab yours now before the final whistle blows.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Couldn’t Settle in Italy FAQs
What makes a water bottle a good gift?
What makes a water bottle a good gift?
A water bottle makes a great gift when it’s both practical and personal. Ours stands out by combining stainless steel functionality with a classic football quote that adds humour and character, making it ideal for sports lovers and banter fans alike.
Why are personalised or themed water bottles so popular?
Why are personalised or themed water bottles so popular?
People love products that reflect their personality or sense of humour. Themed bottles like this one appeal because they turn everyday items into something fun and memorable, especially when they include iconic football quotes.
Are funny water bottles suitable for all ages?
Are funny water bottles suitable for all ages?
Absolutely. This bottle appeals to a wide age range, from teenagers and students to dads and Sunday league players. It’s especially popular with those who love football culture and enjoy gifting something with a comedic twist.
When is the best occasion to give a water bottle as a gift?
When is the best occasion to give a water bottle as a gift?
This type of gift works brilliantly for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, and even as a thank-you for football coaches or teammates at the end of the season.
Do people actually use novelty water bottles or are they just for show?
Do people actually use novelty water bottles or are they just for show?
With high-quality materials and a practical design, this bottle isn’t just for laughs, it’s genuinely useful. The added humour makes it more likely to be carried and used regularly, unlike many novelty gifts that get forgotten.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Water Bottle – Ian Rush Quote
Inject some proper football banter into your daily routine with our Funny Football Stainless Steel Water Bottle featuring one of the most iconic quotes in football history: "I couldn’t settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country" – Ian Rush. Whether you're heading to training, the office or the sofa for Super Sunday, this bottle is made for those who live and breathe football and love a good laugh along the way.
Perfect for Football Fans Who Love a Laugh
This isn’t just a water bottle, it’s a talking point. Designed for football obsessives with a sense of humour, it's ideal for mates who quote classic football interviews, Sunday league legends who bring the banter to the changing room and die-hard fans who appreciate the quirks of the game. If you know someone who worships Match of the Day, dreams in 4-4-2 or still wears their vintage shirt with pride, they’ll love this.
The Ideal Gift for Any Occasion
Looking for a gift that’s genuinely original and guaranteed to raise a smile? This bottle is spot on for:
- 🎁 Birthday presents for football fans
- 🎄 Christmas stocking fillers with a cheeky twist
- 🎓 Graduation gifts for future pundits
- ⚽ End-of-season presents for teammates and coaches
- 💼 Secret Santa gifts that actually get used
- 💙 Father’s Day surprises for the dad who’s football mad
Product Features
- 💧 500ml stainless steel bottle with a smooth matte white finish
- 🔥 Double-wall insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- 🧼 Easy to clean and fits perfectly in most cup holders and backpacks
- 🔒 Secure, leak-proof lid for mess-free carrying
- 🗣️ Printed with Ian Rush’s famously baffling yet brilliant quote
Whether you're staying hydrated through five-a-side, fuelling up for kick-off or just showing off your love for the beautiful game, this water bottle is a fun and functional companion. Lightweight, durable and guaranteed to spark a few laughs, it’s a brilliant way to bring personality to your pitch or office desk.
Don’t sit on the bench – add to basket now and give the gift of football banter that actually gets used!
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
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Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
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Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
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Start their sporting journey in style.
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Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
