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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Stay hydrated while serving a slice of sideline banter with our hilarious football-themed stainless steel water bottle.
Whether you’re warming up (or just warming the bench), this bottle is made for those who love the beautiful game and aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves – or their mates.
Featuring the cheeky slogan "Your Best Position? Bench Warmer", this bottle is guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows and a lot of laughs at five-a-side, training nights, or even in the office.
It’s bold, brilliant, and built to last – just like your football dreams (even if they’re mostly lived out on a Sunday morning pitch).
Available in crisp white, it’s as stylish as it is sturdy. And whether you’re actually on the bench or just pretending you’ve still “got it”, this is the perfect way to show your love for the game – and your sense of humour.
500ml stainless steel water bottle with secure screw-top lid
Double-wall insulation keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
Lightweight, durable, and easy to carry
Printed with a high-quality, long-lasting football slogan
Available in white
Hand wash recommended to preserve the design
Sunday League legends (and subs)
Five-a-side fanatics
Coaches with a wicked sense of humour
Football-loving mates
Anyone who embraces the banter, especially when they're not in the starting eleven
Whether you're pitch-side, gym-bound, or just living your best football life from the sidelines, this bottle is a brilliant way to bring the banter while staying refreshed.
Grab yours today and show the world that being a benchwarmer has never looked so good.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Absolutely. This bottle is ideal for anyone who loves football and has a good sense of humour. Whether they play every Sunday or just enjoy the banter from the sidelines, it's a fun and practical gift that shows you’ve put some thought into it.
Yes, the bottle features double-wall insulation, which helps keep hot drinks warm and cold drinks chilled for several hours. It's perfect for match day tea or post-match hydration.
To keep the design looking fresh and sharp, we recommend hand-washing only. This will help maintain the quality of the printed slogan over time.
It makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, or as a novelty treat for your football team’s end-of-season do. It’s also great paired with a matching mug or T-shirt for a themed present.
Not at all! It’s perfect for anyone who loves football culture, whether they’re a player, a coach, or just a big fan of matchday laughs and dressing room banter.
If you know someone who talks a big game but spends more time warming the bench than scoring screamers, this is the perfect gift. Our “Your Best Position? Bench Warmer” stainless steel water bottle is made for football lovers who can take a joke – and give one right back.
Whether they’re a Sunday League sub, a five-a-side fanatic, or just the loudest cheerleader from the sidelines, this bottle brings the banter in style.
Designed in crisp white with bold, professionally printed text, this water bottle isn’t just funny, it’s functional. With a 500ml capacity and double-walled insulation, it keeps cold drinks icy and hot drinks piping, making it ideal for pre-match prep, post-match cool downs, or just surviving the daily grind at work.
This isn’t just a water bottle, it’s a conversation starter, a practical companion, and a spot-on gift for the football lover who enjoys a laugh. Whether they’re genuinely passionate about the game or just play for the post-match pint, this bottle ticks all the boxes.
This is more than a funny slogan, it’s a quality gift for the football-obsessed, the banter kings, and anyone who knows that being part of the team matters just as much as starting. Whether you're buying for your best mate, your brother, your coach, or even yourself, it’s the perfect way to stay hydrated while delivering the laughs.
Ready to score a gifting goal? Add this bottle to your basket and make your favourite benchwarmer’s day.
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