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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Looking for a fun and practical gift that gives a little nod to the beautiful game? This funny football-themed water bottle is a brilliant way for football-loving parents to share their passion with the next generation.
Featuring the bold slogan “Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Biggest Fan!”, it’s cheeky, heartfelt and guaranteed to raise a smile on the sidelines.
Made from high-quality stainless steel and finished in clean white, this bottle is as durable as it is stylish. Whether packed into a school bag, tucked into a match day kit or sitting proudly on the training ground bench, it’s the perfect companion for thirsty young players.
And of course, it gives Dad a little shout-out too, because we all know how involved he gets when match day arrives!
• White stainless steel 500ml water bottle
• Funny football quote: “Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Biggest Fan!”
• Comes with a secure screw-top lid and carabiner clip
• Double-walled insulation to keep drinks cooler for longer
• Lightweight and easy to carry — perfect for training sessions or school
• Handwash only to preserve the design
• Football-mad kids who want to show love to their footie-fanatic dads
• Parents looking for a fun and practical football gift for their children
• End-of-season thank you presents from kids to their sideline-supporting dads
• Birthdays, Father’s Day or just a thoughtful surprise for your little one
Whether it’s being thrown into the kit bag or proudly carried to weekend matches, this water bottle is a pitch-perfect gift idea for any football-loving family.
Celebrate the special bond between a child and their number-one supporter with a useful, funny gift and totally football.
Grab one today and give Dad the recognition he deserves — he might not get a trophy, but this is the next best thing.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
A good gift water bottle for football-mad families should be practical, durable and fun. Look for stainless steel bottles with insulation, a secure lid, and a design that connects to their love of the game. Personalised or slogan-based bottles like ours make it extra special.
Novelty water bottles are both useful and entertaining, making them a brilliant gifting choice. They combine everyday practicality with humour or sentiment, which means they’re not just thrown in a cupboard, they’re used and appreciated every day.
Absolutely. A football-themed bottle that features a message from child to dad is ideal for Father’s Day. It’s personal, it’s practical, and it taps into that strong match day connection many dads share with their kids.
Yes, it’s the perfect bottle for both. With a 500ml capacity, screw-top lid and carabiner clip, it’s easy for kids to carry to school, after-school football clubs or weekend matches.
Gifting a water bottle with a quote adds a layer of personal connection. It turns a simple item into a meaningful keepsake that celebrates relationships, especially when it includes messages like “Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Biggest Fan!”
Celebrate the ultimate footballing bond between parent and child with our hilarious and heart-warming stainless steel water bottle. Designed especially for kids who love football and want to show their appreciation for their number-one supporter, this bottle is both practical and packed with personality.
With its bold slogan – “Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and My Biggest Fan!” – this bottle makes the perfect gift from children to their football-mad dads.
Whether he’s shouting advice from the sidelines or setting up cones in the park, Dad deserves a bit of love too – and this bottle says it all.
Available in a crisp white finish and made from durable stainless steel, it’s designed to go wherever the game takes you. From Saturday morning training sessions to kickabouts in the garden, this bottle is the perfect match day companion for mini players with big hearts.
This isn’t just a water bottle, it’s a statement of love, loyalty and the unbreakable team spirit between a young footballer and their dad.
Whether you’re buying it for your own child or looking for the perfect present from a little one to their hero, this bottle is a winning choice every time. It combines fun, function and football in one great gift.
Order yours today and give match days an upgrade, because behind every young player is a very proud dad.
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