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Brilliant quality water bottle. Keeps drinks cold for hours at training and looks great in the kit bag. The print is sharp and hasn’t faded at all.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Tired of watching your mates glued to their screens instead of kicking a ball about?
Say it loudly and proudly with our Play Football Not Fortnite! A stainless steel water bottle is the perfect football banter for players and fans who’d rather score screamers than sit indoors.
Whether on the pitch, at training, or just out and about, this bottle keeps your drinks at the right temperature and your priorities straight. It’s bold, funny, and built to last – a cheeky reminder that real fun happens on the grass, not in a gaming lobby.
500ml double-walled stainless steel
Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours or hot for up to 12 hours
Leak-proof screw cap and BPA-free
Bold football-themed slogan for banter on the go
Available in classic white with premium print finish
Slimline design fits perfectly in most bags and cup holders
Footballers who need hydration and humour
Coaches, teammates and football parents
School bags, matchday kits and gym sessions
Football gift ideas for birthdays, Christmas or just because
Anyone who thinks a ball is better than a battle royale
Whether you're treating yourself or buying a gift for your footy-mad mate, this water bottle is a winner every time.
It's fun, practical and brilliant to show where your loyalties lie. So why wait?
Grab one today and remind the world – football first, Fortnite later.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
A great water bottle gift combines practicality with personality. Our football-themed stainless steel bottle not only keeps drinks at the perfect temperature but also delivers a strong message with its bold slogan. It’s useful every day, fun to receive, and ideal for sporty types who appreciate a bit of humour.
Absolutely. With a 500ml capacity, secure leak-proof lid and a fun football slogan, this bottle is perfect for kids and teens alike. It fits easily into school bags, PE kits and training backpacks, and encourages healthy hydration without a screen in sight.
Stainless steel bottles are more durable, better at keeping drinks cold or hot for longer, and free from harmful chemicals like BPA. They also look and feel premium, making them ideal for gifting. This one adds a laugh with its cheeky message, making it more than just a bottle.
This bottle is a brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, back-to-school or end-of-season football awards. Whether it’s for a young player, a coach or a parent who’s always pitchside, it’s guaranteed to go down a storm.
No, the high-quality print is designed to be long-lasting and resistant to daily wear. Whether it's thrown into a kit bag or taken to every match, the bold ‘Play Football Not Fortnite!’ slogan will stay sharp and clear for seasons to come.
If you know someone who’s always got a ball at their feet and no time for gaming marathons, our ‘Play Football Not Fortnite!’ stainless steel water bottle is made just for them.
This hilarious and practical gift is perfect for footballers of all ages who live for match day, training sessions and a bit of pitch-side banter. Whether you’re buying for a young player, a seasoned pro or a football-mad mate, this bottle ticks all the boxes.
Crafted from high-quality stainless steel with a clean white finish, this water bottle combines function with fun. It keeps cold drinks chilled for up to 24 hours and hot drinks warm for up to 12, making it ideal for early morning matches or all-day tournaments. The bold slogan makes it a real conversation starter – on and off the pitch.
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If you’re looking for a funny football gift that actually gets used every day, this is it. Practical, bold and packed with personality, it’s a great way to show someone you get them and their love for the beautiful game.
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