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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Forget the Ballon d’Or – your little one’s already crowned their winner. Whether you’re Dad of the Year or enjoy a bit of football banter, this brilliant stainless steel water bottle says it all with a cheeky grin: “Messi, Ronaldo… Nah, my Dad’s the real GOAT!”
This bottle blends humour with proper practicality, ideal for pitchside laughs, school days, or showing off in the playground.
Made for proud football-loving parents to gift their kids, this white bottle is a fun and functional way to stay hydrated while celebrating Dad’s top-tier tekkers.
Whether it's tucked in a school bag or taken to football training, this white bottle is ready for action and always gets a laugh.
• Holds 500ml of liquid – just the right size for school, sports or days out
• Double-walled stainless steel for long-lasting temperature control
• Leak-proof screw cap to avoid any unexpected own goals
• Glossy white finish with bold, durable printed slogan
• Lightweight but sturdy – ideal for younger kids
• Hand wash only to keep the design looking fresh
• Kids who think their dad’s better than Messi and Ronaldo combined
• Parents who want to give a funny and heartfelt gift
• Football-mad families who love a bit of banter
• Birthday presents, stocking fillers or just because
So if you’re a football-loving dad who fancies a bit of GOAT-level recognition from your number one fan, this is the bottle for you.
Grab one now, give the kids a giggle and remind the world who the real football legend is – even if your last match was five-a-side on a Wednesday night.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, the 500ml size is ideal for school bags and lunchboxes. It's lightweight, leak-proof and keeps drinks cool throughout the day, making it perfect for daily use by children.
Absolutely. With its bold slogan celebrating football-loving dads, it's a brilliant Father's Day gift from any child who thinks their dad is better than Messi or Ronaldo.
The slogan is printed using high-quality methods designed to last. For best results, we recommend hand washing only to preserve the bold design.
It’s designed for kids of school age upwards but has also proven popular with teens who enjoy football humour. The size and design make it practical and fun for a wide age range.
Not at all. It’s perfect for any child who loves football and wants to show some love for their dad with a bit of cheeky banter, regardless of gender.
Looking for a gift that scores big with football-mad families? This funny football-themed stainless steel water bottle is the ultimate way for kids to show the world who their true football hero is, Dad. With the bold slogan “Messi, Ronaldo… Nah, my Dad’s the real GOAT!”, this bottle blends playful banter with everyday functionality. Whether it’s for school, footie training or days out, it’s a talking point that keeps drinks cold and spirits high.
Designed for parents who live and breathe football, and want to share the love (and the laughs) with their kids, this bottle is the perfect blend of personality and practicality. It’s not just a fun gift, it’s a daily reminder of the special bond between a child and their football-loving dad – and let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be crowned the GOAT by their biggest fan?
Whether you’re gifting it for a special occasion or just want a fun way to let Dad know he’s appreciated, this bottle makes a brilliant present. It’s cheeky, practical and full of heart, just like the best kind of football banter. Don’t miss your chance to grab one of the funniest water bottles for kids and dads alike. Add to basket today and make someone’s day off the pitch as special as match day.
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