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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Keep your cool on and off the pitch with our hilarious football-themed stainless steel water bottle. Featuring the bold slogan ‘Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad! This bottle is made for young players with football in their blood and a proud, banter-loving dad on the sidelines.
Whether they’re at training, school or just out and about, this water bottle is sure to raise a smile and spark conversation.
Available in crisp white, it’s the perfect mix of practicality and playfulness. Built for match days, PE lessons, and everyday adventures, this reusable bottle keeps drinks cold, dad jokes flowing, and football pride front and centre.
• Double-walled stainless steel construction to keep drinks colder for longer
• 500ml capacity – just right for sports bags and lunchboxes
• Leak-proof screw lid with vacuum seal to prevent spills
• Durable, lightweight and reusable – ideal for active young footballers
• Printed in the UK with the bold, long-lasting slogan
• Comes in white for a clean, sporty look
• Dads are buying a cheeky gift for their football-mad son or daughter
• Kids who live and breathe football
• Football families with pitch-side banter in their blood
• Stocking fillers, birthdays or ‘just because’ surprises
• Adding a personal touch to PE kits or sports day gear
So if you’re a football dad who’s passed down your love of the game (and your sense of humour), this is the ultimate gift to show your young player where their roots lie.
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Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
This bottle isn’t just for staying hydrated, it celebrates a child’s love for football and their bond with a football-mad dad. The bold, funny slogan makes it stand out from standard bottles, making it a fun and meaningful present for kids who play the game and parents who live for it.
Absolutely. With its 500ml capacity, secure leak-proof lid and durable stainless steel body, it fits easily into school bags and kit bags. It’s ideal for staying cool and hydrated whether they’re in the classroom, on the pitch or on the go.
Yes, it’s a brilliant choice for birthdays, Christmas and even end-of-season celebrations. It ticks the boxes for practical use, humour and personal touch – making it a small gift that leaves a big impression.
No. Each bottle is printed in the UK using high-quality methods to ensure the slogan remains bold and vibrant with regular use. It’s made to last, just like a dad’s pride in their budding football star.
It’s especially popular with dads looking to buy something cheeky and personal for their football-loving son or daughter. But it’s also a hit with mums, grandparents and family friends looking for a unique, sports-themed gift with character.
If you're the proud parent of a young football fanatic, this is the ultimate gift that speaks your language. Our stainless steel water bottle boldly declares "Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad!" – a playful nod to the football obsession that runs in the family. Designed with parents who live and breathe the beautiful game, this bottle isn’t just practical, it’s packed with personality and pitch-side pride.
Whether you're cheering from the sidelines, ferrying the kids to Sunday league or simply making sure they’re hydrated at school, this reusable bottle is a brilliant way to combine function with fun. It’s a conversation starter, a source of banter and a daily reminder of who's boss at home (spoiler: it’s still probably Dad).
This isn’t just a water bottle, it’s a badge of honour for the next generation of ballers and the football dads raising them. Thoughtful, funny and genuinely useful, it’s the kind of gift that gets daily use and always brings a smile. If you're looking to score big with a present that celebrates both the sport and the bond between parent and child, you’ve just found it.
Ready to make a young footballer’s day? Add it to your basket now and get ready for the cheers – on and off the pitch.
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