Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad! | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football and their Dad
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Keep your cool on and off the pitch with our hilarious football-themed stainless steel water bottle. Featuring the bold slogan ‘Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad! This bottle is made for young players with football in their blood and a proud, banter-loving dad on the sidelines.
Whether they’re at training, school or just out and about, this water bottle is sure to raise a smile and spark conversation.
Available in crisp white, it’s the perfect mix of practicality and playfulness. Built for match days, PE lessons, and everyday adventures, this reusable bottle keeps drinks cold, dad jokes flowing, and football pride front and centre.
Product Features
• Double-walled stainless steel construction to keep drinks colder for longer
• 500ml capacity – just right for sports bags and lunchboxes
• Leak-proof screw lid with vacuum seal to prevent spills
• Durable, lightweight and reusable – ideal for active young footballers
• Printed in the UK with the bold, long-lasting slogan
• Comes in white for a clean, sporty look
Perfect For
• Dads are buying a cheeky gift for their football-mad son or daughter
• Kids who live and breathe football
• Football families with pitch-side banter in their blood
• Stocking fillers, birthdays or ‘just because’ surprises
• Adding a personal touch to PE kits or sports day gear
So if you’re a football dad who’s passed down your love of the game (and your sense of humour), this is the ultimate gift to show your young player where their roots lie.
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Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad FAQs
What makes this water bottle a great gift for young football fans?
What makes this water bottle a great gift for young football fans?
This bottle isn’t just for staying hydrated, it celebrates a child’s love for football and their bond with a football-mad dad. The bold, funny slogan makes it stand out from standard bottles, making it a fun and meaningful present for kids who play the game and parents who live for it.
Is this water bottle suitable for school or training days?
Is this water bottle suitable for school or training days?
Absolutely. With its 500ml capacity, secure leak-proof lid and durable stainless steel body, it fits easily into school bags and kit bags. It’s ideal for staying cool and hydrated whether they’re in the classroom, on the pitch or on the go.
Can this water bottle be used as a stocking filler or birthday gift?
Can this water bottle be used as a stocking filler or birthday gift?
Yes, it’s a brilliant choice for birthdays, Christmas and even end-of-season celebrations. It ticks the boxes for practical use, humour and personal touch – making it a small gift that leaves a big impression.
Will the slogan fade or peel over time?
Will the slogan fade or peel over time?
No. Each bottle is printed in the UK using high-quality methods to ensure the slogan remains bold and vibrant with regular use. It’s made to last, just like a dad’s pride in their budding football star.
Who is this water bottle most popular with?
Who is this water bottle most popular with?
It’s especially popular with dads looking to buy something cheeky and personal for their football-loving son or daughter. But it’s also a hit with mums, grandparents and family friends looking for a unique, sports-themed gift with character.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Stainless Steel Water Bottle – Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad!
If you're the proud parent of a young football fanatic, this is the ultimate gift that speaks your language. Our stainless steel water bottle boldly declares "Born To Play Football. Raised by a Football Dad!" – a playful nod to the football obsession that runs in the family. Designed with parents who live and breathe the beautiful game, this bottle isn’t just practical, it’s packed with personality and pitch-side pride.
Whether you're cheering from the sidelines, ferrying the kids to Sunday league or simply making sure they’re hydrated at school, this reusable bottle is a brilliant way to combine function with fun. It’s a conversation starter, a source of banter and a daily reminder of who's boss at home (spoiler: it’s still probably Dad).
⚽ Product Features
- 🥤 Double-walled stainless steel to keep drinks colder for longer
- 💧 500ml capacity – ideal for school bags, training kits and match days
- 🧊 Leak-proof screw lid with vacuum seal to prevent spills
- 🏃♂️ Lightweight, durable and made for life on the go
- 👕 Printed in the UK with a bold slogan that won’t fade
- ⚪ Available in a clean white finish that stands out on the sidelines
🎁 Perfect For
- 👨👧 Football dads buying for their sons or daughters who love the game
- 🎉 Birthday presents with a personal, sporty twist
- 🎅 Christmas gifts that combine humour and practicality
- 📦 Stocking fillers or secret Santa ideas with a difference
- 📚 Back to school or start of the season motivation
- 🛍️ Just-because treats for kids who live in football boots
This isn’t just a water bottle, it’s a badge of honour for the next generation of ballers and the football dads raising them. Thoughtful, funny and genuinely useful, it’s the kind of gift that gets daily use and always brings a smile. If you're looking to score big with a present that celebrates both the sport and the bond between parent and child, you’ve just found it.
Ready to make a young footballer’s day? Add it to your basket now and get ready for the cheers – on and off the pitch.
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