Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
For golfers who love a bit of banter, this witty T-shirt is the perfect way to bring humour to the fairway or the clubhouse. Featuring the classic G.K. Chesterton quote, “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles,” it’s a playful nod to the quirks of the game and makes an excellent gift for anyone who can laugh at golf’s highs and lows.
Available in black, this versatile T-shirt is designed for comfort and style, whether worn on the course, at the driving range or just for a casual day out. It’s ideal for golfers with a sharp sense of humour and those who appreciate clever wordplay that captures the spirit of the sport.
Product Features
✅ Premium quality cotton blend for comfort and durability
✅ Available in classic black for a versatile look
✅ Bold slogan print featuring G.K. Chesterton’s famous golf quote
✅ Unisex fit suitable for men and women
✅ Easy to wash and made to last
Perfect For
🎁 Golf lovers who enjoy a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour
🎁 Friends or family members who can’t resist a clever golf quote
🎁 Birthday gifts, Father’s Day surprises or Christmas presents for golfers
🎁 Anyone who enjoys golf banter and wants to wear it proudly
Bring laughter to your next round of golf or surprise a golfing friend with this unique T-shirt. It’s more than just clothing, it’s a conversation starter and a thoughtful gift that shows you know their sense of humour.
Don’t wait, grab yours today and make someone smile every time they tee off.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
A T-shirt is a great gift when it blends comfort, quality and personality. Our funny golf T-shirts tick all those boxes because they are made from durable fabric and feature witty designs that reflect the recipient’s interests. They feel thoughtful, personal and practical all at once.
Yes, a T-shirt can be the perfect birthday present, especially when it matches the recipient’s hobbies or sense of humour. For golfers, our Chesterton quote design adds a personal touch that makes the gift stand out while also being something they can wear proudly.
The best way to give a T-shirt as a gift is to present it in a way that feels special. At Cows Corner you can upgrade to our gift boxing option, where the T-shirt is delivered in a branded box with a personalised note, making it ready to hand straight to the recipient.
Absolutely, especially when the design is chosen with the recipient in mind. A funny T-shirt not only adds humour to their wardrobe but also shows that you’ve taken the time to find something that matches their personality and passions.
Yes, a T-shirt can be a thoughtful and affordable Christmas gift. Our funny golf designs make ideal stocking fillers or stand-alone presents that bring laughter to the festivities, while also being practical enough to be worn all year round.
This funny golf T-shirt is the perfect way to combine style with humour on and off the course. Featuring G.K. Chesterton’s classic line, “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles,” it delivers a witty twist that every golfer will appreciate. Whether you are looking to buy a unique gift or treat yourself, this T-shirt guarantees laughs and plenty of attention.
Made with premium materials, this best-selling T-shirt is comfortable, durable and available in a sleek black finish. It’s the ideal choice for golf lovers who enjoy banter, and it makes a great talking point at the clubhouse or driving range. Designed to look good and feel good, it’s more than just a T-shirt, it’s a conversation starter.
✅ High-quality cotton blend for comfort and long-lasting wear
✅ Available in classic black for a versatile style
✅ Bold and humorous slogan print with Chesterton’s famous golf quote
✅ Unisex fit suitable for men and women
✅ Easy care fabric that washes well and stays looking fresh
🎁 Golf lovers who enjoy witty banter
🎁 Birthdays, Father’s Day and Christmas gifts
🎁 Friends or family who spend their weekends on the course
🎁 Anyone who enjoys collecting funny golf-themed clothing
If you are searching for the perfect present that blends humour and quality, this funny golf T-shirt ticks every box. It’s designed to delight golfers of all ages and makes a standout choice for any occasion. Order yours today to secure a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile every time it’s worn.
This funny golf t shirt is made for anyone who loves a good round, a bit of banter, and a comfortable shirt that looks great from the first tee to the clubhouse. Designed for golfers who enjoy the game as much as the laughs that come with it, each tee combines soft cotton, clever humour, and a relaxed fit that feels as good as it looks. Whether you play off scratch or just for fun, this one is a fairway favourite. If Saturdays mean early starts, bacon rolls, and eighteen holes, this funny golf t shirt is your new go to. Lightweight, breathable, and made for movement, it keeps you cool under pressure and adds a playful touch to your look. The print is inspired by classic golf humour, perfect for anyone who knows that one bad shot can still lead to a great story. Pair it with your favourite shorts or chinos and wear it straight into the clubhouse when the round is done. Maybe you do not take every swing seriously, and that is exactly why this funny golf tee is made for you. It is all about comfort, laughter, and reminding everyone that golf is supposed to be fun. The relaxed fit and soft fabric make it ideal for the driving range, the garden, or a day out on the course with mates. Humorous golf shirts like this one turn every round into a good time, even when the scorecard says otherwise. Every dad who thinks he could have turned pro if he had more time will love this funny golf shirt. It makes a brilliant Father’s Day or birthday gift, combining comfort, quality, and a sense of humour that hits straight down the middle. The design speaks to every dad who knows the joy of a perfect drive and the pain of a missed putt. It is one of those funny golf t shirts that becomes a favourite from the first wear. Mums who play, watch, or just enjoy the atmosphere of a sunny golf day will love this design. It is stylish, soft, and full of personality with a touch of cheeky humour. A great way to bring a smile to anyone who supports the game, drives the buggy, or keeps everyone on time for the tee off. Humorous golf t shirts make brilliant Mother’s Day or thank you gifts that never go out of style. If you are part of a club where stories are told louder than scorecards are read, this funny golf t shirt will fit right in. It is perfect for casual club days, charity tournaments, and post match pints. The design celebrates the lighter side of golf, and it never fails to start a conversation in the bar. Funny golf clothes like this show that a sense of humour is just as important as your short game. Heading on a golf trip abroad or a long weekend away, the best trips? This funny golf tee shirt is ideal for travel. It packs light, resists creases, and delivers that easy going golf style that works from the course to the beach bar. The fabric is soft and breathable, perfect for hot days under the sun or relaxing after a few too many holes. It is a must have for golfers who take their holidays as seriously as their handicaps. If you spend more time hitting buckets of balls than you do on the course, this funny golf t shirt will make practice feel a little lighter. Designed to move with you, it will keep you cool and comfortable through every swing. The design captures that range day energy where banter and competition go hand in hand. It is one of the funniest golf shirts for anyone who believes improvement should come with laughter. Whether you are playing for bragging rights or just for fun, matching funny golf tees with your mates always makes the day better. Choose from a selection of humorous golf shirts that suit every personality in the group. Perfect for golf days, charity events, or just another excuse to have a laugh together. These funny golf clothes add a team spirit that no polo can match. Even the most serious golfer can appreciate a joke between lessons. This funny golf shirt makes a thoughtful gift for your coach or club pro, especially if they have spent months fixing your swing. The design keeps it light hearted but stylish enough to wear around the clubhouse or during a relaxed session. It is a simple way to say thanks with a smile and still look sharp doing it. Looking for the perfect gift for a golfer who has everything? You cannot go wrong with a funny golf t shirt. It is useful, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a laugh. From witty slogans to clever artwork, each one celebrates the joy and frustration of golf in equal measure. Humorous golf t shirts are always a winning present, whether it is for a birthday, Christmas, or just a surprise before the next big round. When it comes to festive gifting, funny golf tee shirts are a safe bet. They suit players of every level and guarantee smiles when unwrapped. Perfect for club Secret Santas or family get togethers, these funniest golf shirts combine humour, style, and comfort that lasts long after the tree comes down. They are thoughtful without being serious and wearable for every season. Golf trips are about camaraderie, competition, and cracking jokes. This funny golf t shirt fits all three. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for travel days, long rounds, and the evening meal that follows. The print is bold, funny, and instantly recognisable to anyone who has ever sliced one into the trees. It is the unofficial uniform of golfers who know that memories matter more than medals. Even off the course, this funny golf shirt keeps your style sharp. The soft cotton feels great for casual days out, coffee runs, or working from home. It is subtle enough to wear anywhere but still shows off your love of golf with a cheeky edge. Funny golf clothes like this prove that a great tee can work from fairway to Friday night. This funny golf t shirt is for every golfer who knows the joy of a great drive and the heartbreak of a missed putt. Comfortable, well made, and packed with character, it is more than just a shirt, it is a conversation starter. The humour is timeless, the fabric is soft, and the fit is made for everyday wear. Wear it proudly and remember, golf is better when you are laughing.Who is this T-shirt good for?
For the weekend golfer
For the casual golfer
For golf dads
For golf mums
For the golf club crowd
For the holiday golfer
For the driving range regular
For golf friends and four balls
For golf pros and coaches
For birthdays and special occasions
For Christmas and Secret Santa
For golf tours and social trips
For everyday wear
For anyone who loves golf
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