Bring a smile to any golfer’s day with our Funny Golf Water Bottle featuring the cheeky slogan ‘Hole-in-One Today, Pub Stories Forever’. This white water bottle brilliantly sums up the spirit of golf lovers everywhere, celebrating those rare, magical shots and the inevitable bragging that follows.
Designed for people who adore a bit of banter on the course, it is the perfect mix of practical, high-quality, and laugh-out-loud funny.
Whether it is a gift for a mate who lives for weekend rounds or someone who always finds a way to turn a par into a pub anecdote, this water bottle is guaranteed to be a hit. Lightweight, durable, and ideal for keeping drinks cool, it offers a fun way to stay hydrated during a long day on the fairways.
Product Features
• High-quality white water bottle with a bold golf slogan
• Durable and lightweight design suitable for everyday use
• Ideal for keeping drinks cool during rounds of golf
• Secure lid to prevent leaks while on the move
• Easy to clean and perfect for outdoor sports
Perfect For
• Golfers who enjoy a bit of banter between shots
• Friends or family members who love funny and unique golf gifts
• Anyone who likes to turn their golf victories into legendary stories
• People looking for a practical but humorous present
• Golf club secret Santa gifts or birthdays
Bring humour to hydration and give someone the chance to show off their personality both on and off the course.
This Funny Golf Water Bottle is the ideal gift for golf enthusiasts who love a good laugh, so pop it in your basket today and make sure their next pub story starts with a sip from their new favourite bottle.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
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Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
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Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
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