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Brilliant quality water bottle. Keeps drinks cold for hours at training and looks great in the kit bag. The print is sharp and hasn’t faded at all.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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If your dad is the kind of golfer who claims every missed putt was “just a practice swing,” then this water bottle is made for him. Whether he’s playing a quick nine holes before lunch or heading out for a full 18 with his mates, this Best Dad by Par water bottle is the ultimate gift for golfers who love a bit of banter on and off the course.
With its clean white finish and bold slogan, it’s a brilliant way to show appreciation while giving him something genuinely useful for his next round.
Whether he’s sipping water on the 7th tee or refuelling after a long day out in the sun, this bottle will keep his drinks perfectly chilled. And, of course, it’ll give him an excuse to drop another dad joke at the clubhouse.
Product Features
Sleek white stainless steel finish with bold Best Dad by Par slogan
Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
Lightweight design with secure screw-top lid
Eco-friendly and reusable
Wipe clean finish for easy care
Holds up to 500ml of his favourite drink
Perfect For
Father’s Day gifts for golf-mad dads
Birthday presents with a side of humour
Golfers who love a bit of friendly ribbing
Dads who already have “all the golf gear”
Golf club secret Santa swaps or thank you tokens
Whether he’s got a handicap of 5 or 105, this funny golf water bottle is guaranteed to bring a smile to his face every time he takes a sip.
Go on, give your dad the title he truly deserves, the Best Dad by Par. Click add to basket and make his next round that little bit more refreshing.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Humorous bottles with golf-themed slogans like Best Dad by Par are increasingly popular as novelty gifts. They combine practicality with personality, making them ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day or just for fun.
Themed bottles feel more thoughtful and tailored to the recipient’s interests. Golf fans, for example, appreciate gifts that reflect their favourite hobby while being genuinely useful during a round or at the driving range.
Yes. Stainless steel bottles keep drinks cool or hot for hours, making them ideal for outdoor sports. They're also durable, lightweight and reusable, which suits the on-the-go nature of golfers.
A great Father’s Day golf gift blends humour, function and relevance. A funny water bottle with a golf pun ticks all three, showing thoughtfulness while being something he’ll actually use.
Absolutely. A well-designed water bottle with a witty message makes for a brilliant secret Santa or small token for golf club mates, affordable, practical and guaranteed to get a laugh.
If you’re looking to buy the perfect golf-themed gift for the dad who loves a good laugh on the fairway, this is it. Our Best Dad by Par water bottle is a top-selling choice for golf lovers who take their hydration as seriously as their banter. Whether it’s a birthday, Father’s Day or just a little thank you, this is the ultimate present for a golf-mad dad who already has everything.
Designed to keep drinks cold on hot days and warm during winter rounds, this bottle is a practical and thoughtful gift that’s ready to impress. Ideal for those early tee times, weekends at the club or casual pitch and putt sessions, this product is one of our most popular gifts for dads who never miss a chance to talk golf.
This isn’t just a water bottle, it’s a conversation starter. A bestselling gift that ticks all the boxes – stylish, useful and funny. Whether you’re buying for your dad, your husband or a mate who thinks he’s the next Rory, this bottle is guaranteed to be a talking point on the green.
Don’t miss out, this customer favourite is selling fast. Order now and make your dad’s next round even better. It’s the small details that show you’ve put thought into your gift, and this one’s a winner.
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