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Brilliant quality water bottle. Keeps drinks cold for hours at training and looks great in the kit bag. The print is sharp and hasn’t faded at all.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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If your dad’s perfect day starts with a golf swing and ends with a hug, this is the water bottle he didn’t know he needed. With the bold and cheeky slogan “Drive Chip Putt Hug Dad Repeat!” this gift is a hole-in-one for any golf-loving father who enjoys a bit of fairway banter.
Made for dads who live for tee times and tea breaks, this funny golf water bottle is equal parts practical and playful.
Whether he's pacing the greens, watching the Masters, or just trying to stay hydrated while pretending to rake the bunker, this will keep him smiling with every sip.
Crafted from durable stainless steel and finished in crisp white, it’s the ultimate golfer’s companion, no matter how many times he slices it into the rough.
500ml capacity, perfect for a full round of golf
Double-walled stainless steel to keep drinks cold or hot
Durable twist-top lid to prevent leaks on the move
Crisp white finish with bold golf-themed slogan
Lightweight and portable – fits most golf bag holders
Dads who live and breathe golf
Father’s Day gifts with a sense of humour
Birthday surprises for golf-mad blokes
Golfers who enjoy a bit of cheeky clubhouse banter
Kids looking for the perfect ‘Dad, you’re my hero’ gift
Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just a little something to say “you’re tee-rific”, this funny golf water bottle will keep Dad hydrated and happy.
Order now and give him something he’ll use on and off the course, because let’s face it, he might lose golf balls, but he won’t lose this.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
A water bottle that combines function with humour is always a winning choice. Our “Drive Chip Putt Hug Dad Repeat” design is ideal, it’s practical for staying hydrated on the course and makes him smile every time he takes a sip. It’s a gift that feels personal without the price tag of custom gear.
Yes, funny water bottles are increasingly popular for Father’s Day because they’re useful, unique and light-hearted. They’re a refreshing alternative to socks and ties, offering a blend of everyday function and personality. Our golf-themed option hits the mark perfectly for sporty dads who appreciate a good laugh.
Definitely. Reusable water bottles are practical, environmentally friendly and can feel really thoughtful when they reflect the recipient’s interests. Whether it’s golf, fitness or simply dad humour, choosing a bottle with a fun slogan shows you’ve put thought into the gift while still keeping it affordable.
For regular golfers, the best water bottle is one that’s lightweight, leakproof and keeps drinks cold for hours. A 500ml double-walled stainless steel bottle is the go-to choice, it fits into golf bags easily and holds enough water to stay refreshed over 18 holes. Add a fun design and it becomes both functional and personal.
Novelty water bottles are rising in popularity because they blend practicality with personality. Men appreciate gifts they can use daily, and when you add a bit of humour or a reference to their hobbies, like golf, it becomes more memorable. They’re also easy to shop online and perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day or just a spontaneous surprise.
Looking for the perfect gift for a golf-mad dad? This funny golf water bottle is available to buy right now and makes a brilliant present for birthdays, Father’s Day or just because he deserves a laugh on the links. With its cheeky slogan, Drive Chip Putt Hug Dad Repeat!. It’s more than just a bottle, it’s a playful nod to every father’s favourite pastime.
Made with high-quality stainless steel and a clean white finish, this water bottle offers both function and fun. It’s a top-rated gift idea for anyone looking to shop golf-themed presents with a twist. Whether you’re after something affordable yet thoughtful or just want to surprise Dad with a unique golf gift that he’ll actually use, this one ticks all the boxes.
This is not your average golf gift. It’s a talking point, a hydration hero and a guaranteed clubhouse crowd-pleaser. Perfect for dads who love to play 18 holes and still make it home for a family hug. Available now at a great price with quick dispatch, don’t miss the chance to purchase a present that hits the sweet spot every time.
Whether you’re buying early for Father’s Day or searching for that last-minute birthday idea, this funny golf water bottle is in stock and ready to dispatch. It’s the ideal choice for families looking for an affordable gift that doesn’t compromise on quality or laughs.
Shop online now and take advantage of this fun, functional and dad-approved golf gift. Limited time deals won’t last forever, add to basket today and give the gift of hydration with humour.
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