My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough! | Funny Golf Water Bottle
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Tee off with laughter every time you take a sip. This hilarious golf-themed water bottle features the cheeky slogan ‘My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough!’, the perfect mix of fairway flair and fatherly humour. Whether you're buying it as a gift for Father’s Day, a birthday, or to make your golf-loving mate chuckle, this bottle is sure to hit the sweet spot.
Made for those who love golf and don't take themselves too seriously, it’s ideal for keeping drinks cool on the course while keeping the banter going strong. The crisp white finish makes the bold black lettering pop, and the compact design fits nicely into any golf bag.
Product Features
• 500ml white stainless steel water bottle
• Double-walled and insulated to keep drinks cold or hot for longer
• Durable leak-proof screw cap with easy-carry handle
• Lightweight and fits most golf bag drink holders
• Printed with a high-quality slogan that won’t fade
• Hand wash recommended to preserve the design
Perfect For
• Golf-mad dads with a sense of humour
• Children looking for a funny Father’s Day or birthday gift
• Wives and partners who’ve endured one too many golf puns
• Golf mates who love a bit of light-hearted clubhouse banter
• Anyone who thinks their dad’s swing is smoother than his punchlines
So, whether it’s a gift for a dad who loves the driving range as much as a good old groan-worthy gag, or you just want to inject some personality into your next round, this bottle is guaranteed to raise a smile.
Add one to your basket today and make your next golf gift a hole-in-one.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth FAQs
What makes a water bottle a good gift?
What makes a water bottle a good gift?
A good water bottle gift is both functional and thoughtful. Whether it keeps drinks hot or cold, fits easily in a golf bag, or carries a funny slogan, the best bottles show you’ve put care into choosing something useful with a personal touch.
Why are personalised or novelty water bottles so popular?
Why are personalised or novelty water bottles so popular?
People love gifts that feel unique or make them laugh. A novelty water bottle with a witty slogan adds personality and humour, making it a talking point at the golf course, gym, or office. It’s a simple but memorable present.
Are water bottles a good Father’s Day gift?
Are water bottles a good Father’s Day gift?
Yes, especially when they’re designed with dads in mind. A golf-themed bottle that combines functionality with humour is a brilliant option, practical for the course and guaranteed to raise a smile.
What should I look for in a high-quality gift water bottle?
What should I look for in a high-quality gift water bottle?
Key features to look for include insulation, durability, leak-proof design, and easy portability. For gifting, the design should also reflect the recipient’s hobbies or sense of humour to make it truly personal.
What occasions are best for giving a funny water bottle?
What occasions are best for giving a funny water bottle?
These bottles make ideal gifts for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, or just as a fun surprise. They work especially well for people who love golf, enjoy banter, or appreciate a bit of humour in everyday items.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Water Bottle – ‘My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough!’
If you’re looking to buy a gift that’s equal parts practical and hilarious, this funny golf water bottle is the perfect choice. With the slogan ‘My Dad’s Swing Is Smooth but His Dad Jokes Are Rough!’, it’s a brilliant way to celebrate the golfing legend in your life, especially if his punchlines are as questionable as his putting. Ideal for keeping hydrated on the course, it’s a standout gift that’s sure to make an impression.
Designed with everyday use in mind, this white stainless steel water bottle makes a great Father’s Day present, birthday gift or just a thoughtful surprise to show you care. The compact shape fits easily into any golf bag, and the premium design means it won’t let you down when it comes to performance. If you’re shopping for a golf dad, a golfing mate, or someone who lives for weekend tee times, this is one of the best buys around.
🎯 Product Features
- 💧 500ml white stainless steel water bottle
- 🔥 Double-walled and insulated to keep drinks hot or cold for hours
- 🔒 Leak-proof screw cap with carry handle – ideal for the golf course
- 🎒 Lightweight design that fits in most golf bag drink holders
- 🖨️ High-quality print that won’t fade over time
- 🧼 Hand wash recommended to preserve the finish
🎁 Who It’s Perfect For
- ⛳ Dads who love golf and can’t resist a dad joke
- 👨👧 Kids searching for a brilliant gift for Father’s Day or dad’s birthday
- 🎂 Partners who want something useful and funny in equal measure
- 🏌️♂️ Golfing mates who enjoy a bit of banter on the course
- 🎄 Anyone looking for a unique stocking filler or Christmas gift for a golf fan
This water bottle isn’t just a novelty, it’s built to last and genuinely useful whether you're on the back nine or heading to work. With a competitive price and a slogan that will get people talking, it’s a great addition to any golfer’s kit.
Don’t miss out, purchase yours today and give a gift that scores high on laughs and low on effort. Whether you're planning ahead for Father's Day, shopping last-minute for a birthday, or just treating someone special, this is the kind of gift that people remember.
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