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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know football, you've probably seen this quote. Gennaro Gattuso, legendary for his no-nonsense style and explosive press conferences, delivered this unforgettable line that has become iconic in football banter circles. Now, you can wear it proudly on your chest.
This funny football T-shirt is made for fans who don’t take the game, or life, too seriously. Whether you're shouting at the telly, playing five-a-side, or heading to the pub, this tee is your go-to for laughs, knowing nods, and instant conversation starters.
Made from comfortable, high-quality cotton and printed with care, it’s a classic black T-shirt that pairs well with anything, even if your team’s form doesn’t.
Product Features
Printed with Gattuso’s iconic quote on the front
Classic black colour-way that works year-round
Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
Available in sizes: 2XS, 3XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
Unisex fit – made for football lovers of all shapes
Perfect for
Fans who live for football banter
Anyone who quotes post-match interviews more than pundits
Mates who turn Sunday League into drama
The pub squad that always says, “We were unlucky”
Gift-givers looking for something funny and relatable
It’s funny, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what football fans are thinking.
Grab yours now before your mate gets one first.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Quality T-shirts typically have a soft, breathable feel, durable stitching, and a print that doesn’t crack or peel after washing. The fabric weight and shape retention after use also help indicate quality.
T-shirts make great gifts when they’re personal, comfortable and easy to wear. A funny slogan or quote that matches someone’s personality or interests, like football banter, adds real meaning and thoughtfulness to the gift.
If you’re unsure, check what the person usually wears or go for a slightly looser fit. Most unisex T-shirts are forgiving in size, so if in doubt, sizing up is safer than going too small.
Men love T-shirts that are funny, relatable and practical. Whether it’s something sporty, humorous or something they can wear to the pub, comfort and relevance are key.
Absolutely. Funny T-shirts are perfect for birthdays, especially when they reflect an inside joke, personal interest or iconic quote that’ll make the recipient smile. Football quotes, in particular, are always a winner for fans of the game.
Looking for the perfect gift for a football fan with a brilliant sense of humour? This hilarious T-shirt, featuring the now-legendary quote from Gennaro Gattuso, is made for those who live and breathe football, and aren't afraid to laugh at its ups and downs.
Whether it's a kickabout in the park, a Sunday League disasterclass or just another weekend watching your team bottle it again, this T-shirt captures the full emotional rollercoaster of the beautiful game in one brutally honest quote. It’s cheeky, it’s relatable and it always gets a reaction.
This is the ultimate tee for football obsessives who enjoy the banter as much as the game itself. Whether they’re shouting at Match of the Day, quoting post-match interviews at the pub or sending memes in the group chat, this shirt fits the vibe perfectly.
It’s ideal for:
Make them laugh, make them nod in agreement and make sure they’re the best dressed in the group chat. This is more than just a funny T-shirt, it’s a football fan’s must-have.
Order yours today and score the perfect gift for someone who loves the game, even when it's sometimes maybe good and sometimes maybe sh*t.
Short answer: anyone who loves the beautiful game and a cheeky bit of banter. Our funny football t shirts (or fun soccer shirts if you insist) are made for fans, players, coaches, and the long-suffering friends and family who hear about xG at breakfast (does anybody even know what xG stands for?). Every design blends bold, readable print with premium cotton so it looks sharp in photos and feels great from kick-off to last orders.
From Super Sunday to transfer rumours at 2 a.m., these funny football tee shirts and football quote t shirts were made for supporters who treat everyday chat like a post-match presser. Wear one to the pub to set the tone before the first whistle or sling it on for the school run when you’re still fuming about VAR.
If you’re the mate who remembers who scored in the 87th minute away at Stoke in 2013, you’ll appreciate clever lines, sharp typography and colours that pair with your favourite scarf. These funny soccer t shirts spark instant conversations with other obsessives, and the occasional friendly wind-up from rivals.
Not all heroes sit in the gantry. Some sit on the sofa with a brew, pausing replays to explain inverted full-backs to anybody who will listen (we all have a friend like that). Our funny football shirts and funny soccer tee shirts are comfy enough for a full Super Sunday and punchy enough to underline your tactical “insights”.
Expect crisp prints that survive weekly washes, so your hot takes can live on through the season. Pair with joggers for maximum analysis mode; add a hoodie when extra time looms.
Mud, magic and a pint after. These novelty football shirts are built for players who still turn up rain or shine, even if last night’s kebab was a terrible idea. Breathable fabric keeps you cool on bobbly pitches and looks exactly right under a battered training jacket.
Perfect for warm-ups, team photos and post-match awards, our funny soccer tee shirts bring the banter to the car park debrief. Bonus: they hide grass stains like a pro.
Nutmegs, last-goal-wins and “keeper’s ball!”. Lightweight and quick-drying, these funny soccer tees and funny football tee shirts won’t cling when the sports hall turns tropical. The prints stay bold even after midweek wash-and-wear cycles.
Match them with shorts and trainers, then head straight to the pub. The jokes land just as well over chips and a shandy as they do in off-the-boards chaos.
“Could’ve gone pro if it weren’t for the knee.” We see you. Our funny football dad shirts are spot-on for touchline shouts, kit-washing duty and school-run scouting. The fit is relaxed without looking scruffy, and the lines are dad-level legendary.
Great for Father’s Day, birthdays and end-of-season thanks, especially paired with a framed photo of that U9s thunderbolt. Add a second tee so he doesn’t wear the same one every Saturday.
Taxi driver, nutritionist, first-aid lead and assistant manager. Our football quote t shirts celebrate the real gaffer at home. Soft fabric, true-to-size fit and designs that work with leggings, jeans or your “pitch-side parka”.
Ideal for Mother’s Day or a surprise mid-season pick-me-up. Because mums deserve the silverware and a laugh.
School matches, academy trials or just living in a kit 24/7, these funny soccer t shirts keep the jokes age-appropriate while still properly funny. Prints are durable enough for PE bags and weekend tournaments.
Choose designs that celebrate effort, not just results, and watch their confidence grow (alongside their shot power). Great birthday presents that get worn, not shelved.
Clipboard optional. Our football quote t shirts make cracking thank-you gifts for gaffers who give up their evenings and weekends. Go witty, go heartfelt, or go full Sir Alex energy, we’ve got a tee to match their style.
Hand it over at awards night with a signed card from the squad. Instant hero status secured.
Transfers done? Captain locked? Our fantasy football t shirts funny enough to soften the blow when your differential gets benched at the last minute. Wear one to the office to warn colleagues that green arrows are imminent.
These designs play nicely with jeans and a smug grin. Bonus points if your mini-league rival has to read it every Monday.
Level up the present pile with funny football t shirts that get big laughs on the day and repeat wears afterwards. Pick a line that nods to their club, their five-a-side alter ego or that infamous open-goal miss.
Add gift boxing and a handwritten note for a proper “wow” moment, job done without the faff.
From stocking fillers to office draw chaos, our fun soccer shirts and funny soccer tee shirts deliver guaranteed giggles. There’s a design for every type: the stat nerd, the casual, the armchair manager and the full-kit celebrator.
Sizes are true and returns are straightforward, so Secret Santa stress stays on the sidelines.
Swap the socks for something they’ll actually wear. Funny football dad shirts for the sideline general; football quote t shirts for mums who run the logistics like Pep. Pair with match tickets if you’re feeling generous.
Photographs brilliantly with brekkie in bed and a brew in a club-coloured mug.
Group photos look miles better when everyone’s in on the joke. Our novelty football shirts print crisply for squad pics and still feel great after a long day of activities (and an even longer night).
Choose a theme (club colours, in-jokes, the best man’s dodgy first touch) and you’ve got instant team spirit.
There’s always that friend who lives for the group chat. These funny football shirts and funny soccer tees are a licence to wind up the opposition and farm likes on Instagram. Sharp fonts make the punchline readable from across the beer garden.
Ideal “just because” gifts, under £35 that feel like a million-quid laugh.
Keep it casual without losing your colours. Funny football tee shirts are smart-casual enough for Friday, bold enough for derby-day desk debates, and comfy enough for the commute home to catch the early kick-off.
Layer under a blazer if the boss pops by, the print still peeks through for subtle team chat.
World Cups, Euros, Copa América watch-parties, our fun soccer shirts and funny soccer t shirts bring the party vibes to living rooms and beer gardens alike. Breathable on hot days; great under a jacket when the British summer remembers it’s British.
Pick neutral colours for squad harmony or go all-in on your team, we won’t judge (much).
Service stations, trains, planes, these tees are lightweight, pack small and resist creases. Novelty football shirts are conversation starters at turnstiles from Brighton to Barcelona.
They also make brilliant mementos in away-day photos when you “accidentally” end up in the front row.
Soft, breathable and made to move: our funny football t shirts double as training tops and everyday favourites. The neck holds its shape, the hem sits right, and the print stays bold after multiple sweaty spins through the wash.
Throw on with shorts for a quick session or with jeans for Sunday roast. Easy.
Even officials deserve a laugh off-duty. Our football quote t shirts let you swap cards for comedy when the whistle’s away. Expect nods of respect from coaches who know how tough your job is.
Great gift from the team after a well-run tournament, especially if you kept your flag down at the right moment.
If you love a special edition, add our funny football tee shirts to your rotation. Clean, modern layouts make them easy to style under overshirts and track tops. They photograph brilliantly for grid posts and look mint on hangers.
Limited runs mean your joke won’t be everywhere, just where it counts.
We won’t hold it against you. Our funny soccer tee shirts and fun soccer shirts deliver top-tier laughs in any language. The humour translates; the quality travels.
Great gift for expats, study-abroad mates and US tour buddies who finally get why we care this much.
If football runs your life (or your group WhatsApp chat), these funny football shirts, funny soccer t shirts, funny soccer tees and novelty football shirts are made for you. Pick your favourite, add gift boxing, and let the banter kick off.
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch