I’m As Happy as I Can Be but I’ve Been Happier – Ugo Ehiogu | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For the tiniest football fans with the most prominent personalities, this hilarious baby-grow is a pitch-perfect gift for parents who love the beautiful game and enjoy a bit of classic football banter.
Featuring the brilliantly dry quote from the late great Ugo Ehiogu, it’s a cheeky nod to the ups and downs of football life, and parenting.
Whether it’s match day or just another nappy change, your little one will be serving up smiles in this comfy, easy-to-wear baby-grow. With sizes from newborn to toddler, it’s a cracking choice for football-loving mums and dads who want their baby to start life with top-tier taste in humour.
Product Features
• Soft cotton fabric that’s gentle on delicate skin
• Popper fastening for easy changes
• Iconic Ugo Ehiogu quote printed on the front
• Available in classic black for a bold look
• Unisex design for boys and girls
• Comes in sizes 0 to 3, 3 to 6, 6 to 9, 9 to 12, 12 to 18 and 18 to 24 months
Perfect For
• Football fans who appreciate a proper one-liner
• Parents who love dry humour and a bit of banter
• Baby shower or new baby gifts with a difference
• Dressing your little one for match day in style
• Families looking for something a bit different from the usual baby clothes
Add this brilliant baby-grow to your basket today and give your little legend a wardrobe winner.
It's funny, it's football, and it's guaranteed to get a laugh from the dugout to the delivery room.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I’m As Happy as I Can Be FAQs
What is a baby grow and why is it a good gift?
What is a baby grow and why is it a good gift?
A baby grow is a one-piece outfit designed for babies, typically made from soft cotton and easy to put on and take off. It makes an excellent gift because it’s both practical and comfortable, especially when paired with a fun or personalised design.
What should I buy as a gift for a newborn?
What should I buy as a gift for a newborn?
Newborn gift essentials include sleepsuits, baby grows, muslins, nappies and sentimental keepsakes. A funny football baby-grow is a brilliant gift idea, combining usefulness with humour for sports-loving families.
How many baby grows do you need for a newborn?
How many baby grows do you need for a newborn?
Most parents find they need between 6 and 8 baby grows for a newborn to allow for frequent changes. Gifting a baby grow adds to that essential rotation, especially one with a touch of personality and fun.
When should you start buying baby clothes?
When should you start buying baby clothes?
Many parents start buying baby clothes from the second trimester onwards. That’s also when family and friends begin shopping for gifts, making this the ideal time to surprise them with a funny baby-grow that stands out from the rest.
Can you give baby clothes as a baby shower gift?
Can you give baby clothes as a baby shower gift?
Absolutely. Baby clothes, especially baby grows, are a classic and always appreciated baby shower gift. A quirky design or themed print, like your funny football baby-grow, makes it even more memorable.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Baby-Grow – “I’m As Happy as I Can Be but I’ve Been Happier” – Ugo Ehiogu Quote
This hilarious baby-grow is made for the tiniest members of your football-mad household. Featuring one of the most brilliantly understated quotes in football history from the legendary Ugo Ehiogu, it's the perfect blend of wit, warmth and nostalgia. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or simply love a bit of dressing room banter, this baby-grow will have everyone smiling on match day and beyond.
Designed for comfort and built for giggles, this baby-grow is available in classic black and comes in sizes from 0 to 24 months. It’s made with soft cotton to keep your baby cosy while you show off your top-notch sense of humour. Pop it on for a family kickabout, Sunday league sidelines or just another messy mealtime, either way, your little one will be the centre of attention.
Who is this baby-grow for?
This design is ideal for football-obsessed parents who want to share their love of the game from day one. It’s perfect for mums and dads with a dry sense of humour, a love of classic football quotes and a desire to raise their little one with style and personality. Whether you’re a season ticket holder or a sofa supporter, this baby-grow is a celebration of your football family identity.
Perfect gift occasions 🎁
This funny football baby-grow makes a brilliant present for:
- 🎉 New baby gifts for football-loving friends or family
- 🍼 Baby showers with a sporty twist
- 🎂 First birthday presents with a touch of personality
- 🎄 Christmas stocking fillers for budding footballers
- ⚽ Match day outfits for tiny fans
- 💙 Father’s Day or Mother’s Day gifts from baby to football-mad parents
Product features ⚽
- 🖤 Classic black colour to suit boys or girls
- 🧵 Soft cotton material that’s kind to delicate skin
- 🔄 Popper fastening for hassle-free nappy changes
- 🗨️ Features the quote: “I’m As Happy as I Can Be but I’ve Been Happier”
- 📏 Sizes available: 0 to 3, 3 to 6, 6 to 9, 9 to 12, 12 to 18 and 18 to 24 months
Whether you're buying for your own little legend or searching for a unique gift that’s guaranteed to get a laugh, this baby-grow is a match winner. Add it to your basket today and bring a bit of football banter into your baby's wardrobe, because style and smiles start early.
Design Your Own AI Designed Product
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Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Hoodies
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Upload Your Own Images to Products
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
