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Absolutely adorable baby grow. The fabric is super soft and gentle on the skin, and the print quality is brilliant.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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For the tiniest football fans with the most prominent personalities, this hilarious baby-grow is a pitch-perfect gift for parents who love the beautiful game and enjoy a bit of classic football banter.
Featuring the brilliantly dry quote from the late great Ugo Ehiogu, it’s a cheeky nod to the ups and downs of football life, and parenting.
Whether it’s match day or just another nappy change, your little one will be serving up smiles in this comfy, easy-to-wear baby-grow. With sizes from newborn to toddler, it’s a cracking choice for football-loving mums and dads who want their baby to start life with top-tier taste in humour.
Product Features
• Soft cotton fabric that’s gentle on delicate skin
• Popper fastening for easy changes
• Iconic Ugo Ehiogu quote printed on the front
• Available in classic black for a bold look
• Unisex design for boys and girls
• Comes in sizes 0 to 3, 3 to 6, 6 to 9, 9 to 12, 12 to 18 and 18 to 24 months
Perfect For
• Football fans who appreciate a proper one-liner
• Parents who love dry humour and a bit of banter
• Baby shower or new baby gifts with a difference
• Dressing your little one for match day in style
• Families looking for something a bit different from the usual baby clothes
Add this brilliant baby-grow to your basket today and give your little legend a wardrobe winner.
It's funny, it's football, and it's guaranteed to get a laugh from the dugout to the delivery room.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
A baby grow is a one-piece outfit designed for babies, typically made from soft cotton and easy to put on and take off. It makes an excellent gift because it’s both practical and comfortable, especially when paired with a fun or personalised design.
Newborn gift essentials include sleepsuits, baby grows, muslins, nappies and sentimental keepsakes. A funny football baby-grow is a brilliant gift idea, combining usefulness with humour for sports-loving families.
Most parents find they need between 6 and 8 baby grows for a newborn to allow for frequent changes. Gifting a baby grow adds to that essential rotation, especially one with a touch of personality and fun.
Many parents start buying baby clothes from the second trimester onwards. That’s also when family and friends begin shopping for gifts, making this the ideal time to surprise them with a funny baby-grow that stands out from the rest.
Absolutely. Baby clothes, especially baby grows, are a classic and always appreciated baby shower gift. A quirky design or themed print, like your funny football baby-grow, makes it even more memorable.
This hilarious baby-grow is made for the tiniest members of your football-mad household. Featuring one of the most brilliantly understated quotes in football history from the legendary Ugo Ehiogu, it's the perfect blend of wit, warmth and nostalgia. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or simply love a bit of dressing room banter, this baby-grow will have everyone smiling on match day and beyond.
Designed for comfort and built for giggles, this baby-grow is available in classic black and comes in sizes from 0 to 24 months. It’s made with soft cotton to keep your baby cosy while you show off your top-notch sense of humour. Pop it on for a family kickabout, Sunday league sidelines or just another messy mealtime, either way, your little one will be the centre of attention.
This design is ideal for football-obsessed parents who want to share their love of the game from day one. It’s perfect for mums and dads with a dry sense of humour, a love of classic football quotes and a desire to raise their little one with style and personality. Whether you’re a season ticket holder or a sofa supporter, this baby-grow is a celebration of your football family identity.
This funny football baby-grow makes a brilliant present for:
Whether you're buying for your own little legend or searching for a unique gift that’s guaranteed to get a laugh, this baby-grow is a match winner. Add it to your basket today and bring a bit of football banter into your baby's wardrobe, because style and smiles start early.
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