Get ready to raise a smile and spark some banter with our funny football shirts, the ultimate way to show your love for the game while keeping things light-hearted. At Cows Corner, we believe football and humour are the perfect match, which is why this collection is filled with cheeky slogans, laugh-out-loud designs and witty takes on the sport we all love. Whether you’re heading to a match, watching from the sofa or looking for the perfect gift for a mate, our funny football shirts are made to stand out. Every product is printed to order at our UK headquarters, with fast turnaround and quality you can trust. With options for men, women and kids, plus sizes for all, now is the time to add some humour to your wardrobe. If you're looking for a funny football shirt that actually gets a laugh, this is where to find it.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

Funny football shirts for every kind of fan

Match day humour, ready to wear

There’s nothing quite like football banter, and our funny football t shirts bring that energy to life. Whether it’s a nod to your Sunday league disasters or a cheeky comment on refereeing decisions, our designs capture those relatable moments that every fan knows. At Cows Corner, we specialise in turning pub chat and pitch-side moans into shirts you’ll actually want to wear. This collection is full of designs that keep the laughs coming, without sacrificing comfort or quality. It’s easy to shop online, easy to find your fit, and even easier to see why these shirts make the perfect conversation starter. With quick delivery, affordable prices and plenty of new arrivals, it’s time to upgrade your football wardrobe with a dose of humour.

Made for mates, fans and side-line legends

Whether you’re buying for yourself, your coach or that one mate who always claims he could have gone pro, these funny football jerseys hit the mark. Ideal for gifts, parties or club socials, they’re a brilliant way to add a personal touch to your football obsession. If your squad has a shared joke or a classic quote that deserves to live on, you can even use our upload tool to create your own design. There’s no minimum order and our team will make sure your product is printed to the highest standard. From grassroots teams to fantasy football groups, our football funny shirts are perfect for bringing people together, with laughs guaranteed. Order today to take advantage of exclusive offers and new designs now in stock.

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From group chats to terraces

Every design in this collection is inspired by the fans, the people who live and breathe football beyond the ninety minutes. At Cows Corner, we take the humour from your WhatsApp groups, your late-night match analysis and your five-a-side squad nicknames, and turn them into novelty football shirts that say it all. Our customers regularly tell us these are the funniest football kits they’ve ever seen, and we’re proud to offer designs that go beyond basic prints. Expect clever slogans, timely jokes and prints that show your football personality without trying too hard. Whether it’s for the pub or the park, there’s something here that will get a nod of approval from your mates.

Create your own funny football tees

Got an idea that your group always laughs at? Our AI design tool makes it simple to create custom funny football t-shirts in seconds. Add your own words, theme or vibe and let our system do the rest. Place your design wherever you like on the shirt and bring your idea to life with just a few clicks. Already have your artwork ready? Use our upload tool to send it through and we’ll print it for you with no fuss. Whether it’s for a stag do, a Sunday league final or a fantasy football trophy presentation, Cows Corner has the tools to help you make your moment memorable. You can order instantly, choose your style and complete checkout with secure payment and hassle-free delivery.

Affordable football products with fast delivery

We believe that funny football tees should be affordable without looking cheap. That’s why every shirt is made using premium materials and printed in-house for excellent quality control. We keep our prices fair and regularly run limited time offers, so you can shop collection favourites without breaking the bank. With fast delivery available across the UK and a straightforward return policy, you can buy with confidence. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or sorting out shirts for a whole group, our products deliver on value and humour. Explore the full range now, find your favourite and get ready to stand out for all the right reasons.

Funny Football Shirts FAQs


What sizes do your funny football shirts come in?

Our shirts are available in a full range of sizes for men, women and children. Size guides are available on each product page to help you choose the right fit. If you're unsure, it's often a good idea to size up for a more relaxed look.

Are these funny football shirts just for football fans?

Not at all. While they’re perfect for football lovers, many people buy them as novelty gifts or to wear at events, parties or stag dos. If you enjoy football banter or just like a bit of cheeky humour, there’s something here for you.

Do you offer any discounts or bundle deals?

Yes, we regularly run bundle offers, multi-buy discounts and limited-time promotions across our collections. Keep an eye on the product pages or sign up to our emails for early access to deals.

Are your products printed in the UK?

Yes. Everything is printed in-house at our UK headquarters. This helps us maintain quality, offer fast turnaround times and provide the personal service our customers expect.

Can I return or exchange if it doesn’t fit?

Yes. If you're not happy with your order or the size isn’t quite right, you can return it for a refund or exchange. Just check our returns page for full instructions and timeframes.

Who and when are these funny football shirts perfect for

Birthdays for football fans of all ages

Whether it’s for a young player just starting out or an adult who still thinks they could make the squad, funny football shirts are a winning choice for birthdays. They’re a brilliant way to celebrate someone’s love of the game with a bit of humour. These shirts often pair well with themed mugs or greeting cards, making it easy to put together a complete gift. Kids love designs that reference their favourite players, while adults appreciate clever football jokes or personalised slogans. It’s an easy and affordable gift option that feels thoughtful without being too serious.

Christmas gift ideas with a football twist

Christmas is the biggest gifting season of the year, and novelty football shirts make ideal stocking fillers or main presents. Whether you’re shopping for a family member, a mate from your local team or a secret Santa at work, there’s something here that fits the bill. You can shop online for funny football tees that suit any supporter’s sense of humour, from low-key designs to bold and cheeky slogans. Add a matching mug or hoodie for a bundle that delivers laughs on Christmas morning. With quick delivery and plenty of new arrivals, it’s easy to find the perfect gift without leaving home.

Father’s Day football-themed fun

For the dad who never misses a match or the one who still insists he was two-footed in a friendly twenty years ago, a football-themed Father’s Day gift is always a good shout. These funny football t shirts are ideal for dads who coach, shout from the sidelines or simply enjoy the game from the comfort of the sofa. Pair them with a personalised mug or football dad hoodie for a gift that shows appreciation and raises a smile. It’s a brilliant way to celebrate a shared love of the game and add a little humour to the day.

Mother’s Day gifts for sporty mums

More and more mums are proudly flying their club colours or supporting their kids from the touchline, making funny football shirts a popular choice for Mother’s Day. Whether it’s a design that celebrates her commitment to weekend matches or a slogan tee that shows she knows her stuff, these products are both practical and personal. You can also add mugs or accessories to create a small bundle she’ll actually use. It’s a lighthearted way to thank her for all those lifts to training and hours spent cheering from the sidelines.

Graduations with a sporting edge

Marking a graduation with a funny football shirt is a great way to celebrate a young athlete’s achievements. Whether they’re leaving school, college or university, these products provide a light and memorable keepsake. Opt for a motivational message or something that nods to their sporting success along the way. It’s a fun alternative to the usual cards and frames, and can be part of a wider celebration gift. Especially popular with sports science students, PE grads or anyone heading off to coach or play at the next level.

End-of-season awards with a laugh

When the final whistle blows on the season, funny football shirts can be a brilliant way to recognise the ups and downs of the year. Coaches, players and parents often look for something more personal than a trophy, and these shirts fit the bill. From the player who never passed to the one who always arrived late, there’s a design for every personality. Combine it with a framed photo or quote for an end-of-season gift that’s both thoughtful and entertaining. Perfect for youth clubs, adult leagues and mixed teams alike.

Thank you coach gifts made memorable

Coaches put in countless unpaid hours, and a thank you gift goes a long way. A funny football tee with a personalised message, club name or inside joke makes a standout option. It’s more unique than a generic card or bottle and can be worn with pride (or laughed at from the back of a drawer). Other ideas include mugs with slogans or framed quotes that reference those classic team talks. These gifts are particularly popular with grassroots teams, where the relationship between players and coach is personal and long-lasting.

Celebrating team wins or promotions

When the squad has pulled off a title win or earned promotion, it’s time to celebrate properly. Funny football jerseys can be a great way to mark the occasion, especially if they reference a memorable moment, goal or quote from the season. These shirts can be given to the whole team or as individual keepsakes, helping everyone remember the campaign for years to come. Add in mugs or cards for an affordable and cheerful way to recognise team success with a personal touch.

Anniversaries with a sporting connection

If you and your partner share a love of football, then these funny football tee shirts make a quirky anniversary gift. Choose a design that references your team, your first match together or an in-joke from years of supporting side by side. It’s a unique way to mark the occasion without resorting to the usual chocolates or dinner reservations. These shirts are particularly popular with couples who met through sport, play in the same team or support rival clubs.

Valentine’s Day with football humour

Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to mean hearts and roses – sometimes a laugh goes much further. Funny football shirts are a clever twist on romantic gifting, offering slogans like "You’re my number one fan" or other cheeky takes on relationships and sport. Great for couples who share a sense of humour and a love for the game, these shirts make an affordable and personal Valentine’s option. Pair them with a custom mug or a print for a themed gift that hits the target.

Retirement gifts for lifelong fans

For those stepping away from playing, coaching or just years of dedicated fandom, a funny football shirt can be a fitting send-off. Whether it’s a lighthearted nod to their time on the pitch or a personalised message to mark the moment, these gifts go beyond the usual bottle of wine. You can also include a framed quote or a custom mug for a little bundle that brings back memories and celebrates their football journey. It’s a thoughtful option for retiring players, managers or club volunteers.

New baby arrivals in sporty households

There’s nothing cuter than a baby in a tiny football-themed outfit, especially if the family are passionate about their team. From baby grows to matching slogan shirts for parents, this collection includes plenty of options for new arrivals. These gifts are popular at baby showers, new baby visits or even first birthdays. They’re also a great way for friends and relatives to welcome the next generation of fans with humour and heart.

First match or tournament memories

That first big match or tournament is a huge moment for young players, and a funny football shirt makes a brilliant keepsake. Whether they scored a goal, made a key tackle or simply turned up with both boots, it’s worth marking the day. These shirts can include the date, team name or a custom slogan that brings the memory to life. Ideal for parents looking to commemorate milestones or for coaches to hand out at the end of an event.

Good luck gifts before the big game

Sending a good luck gift before a big match or tournament can be a meaningful gesture. A funny football shirt with a motivational or tongue-in-cheek message shows support and helps calm the nerves. Popular for players joining new clubs, trialling for a team or heading to a tournament abroad, these gifts are a small way to show belief and encouragement. You can add a card or a mug to complete the package, with fast delivery ensuring it arrives in time.

Thank you or appreciation gifts

Sometimes, a small gesture goes a long way. Funny football shirts are perfect for showing appreciation to teammates, club volunteers or supportive parents. Whether it’s for running the line all season or keeping the matchday snacks stocked, a lighthearted gift can express thanks without going overboard. These shirts are often used at team events or end-of-year gatherings, and their affordability makes them suitable for clubs of all sizes.

Housewarming presents for football fans

Moving into a new home is a big moment, and for football lovers, a themed gift adds a personal touch. A funny football shirt or a matching mug is an easy way to bring a bit of joy into a new space. Great for decorating a man cave, a shared flat or a student house, these products are practical, humorous and always welcome. Add a card or print for a complete housewarming gift that’s far from boring.

Weddings or engagements with team spirit

If the happy couple are sports fans, then a funny football tee with a clever twist on love and loyalty makes for a fun gift. These items are ideal for stag or hen do bundles, engagement parties or even as part of wedding decor for footy-mad couples. They’re a break from traditional presents and always raise a smile, especially when personalised with names or dates. You can even match designs for a fun wedding day photo opportunity.

Get well soon gifts for fans and players

Injuries and illnesses are part of life, and a thoughtful gift can make recovery a little easier. Funny football shirts offer a lighthearted way to lift spirits during recovery, especially for those missing matches or training. Add a custom message or choose a design that references their playing position or club. Combine with a mug for those long days resting on the sofa, and you’ve got a simple but thoughtful way to show you care.

Graduating to senior level celebrations

Moving from junior to senior football is a big step, and a gift to mark the transition helps make it memorable. Whether it’s a shirt with their new squad number or a design that nods to their development, these gifts show recognition of progress. Perfect for academy players, grassroots teams or school leavers, they’re a way to boost confidence and celebrate the journey ahead. Add a personalised card or print for a keepsake they’ll look back on with pride.

Just because football gifts

Not every gift needs a reason. Sometimes, a funny football shirt is just what someone needs to brighten their week. Whether it’s for a friend, a teammate or yourself, these spontaneous purchases are becoming more popular as people look for ways to stay connected and raise smiles. With low prices, exclusive designs and quick delivery, it’s never been easier to treat someone to a little bit of lighthearted football fun – no special occasion required.

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Funny Sports Hoodies

Wrap up warm in a rugby hoodie that makes people smile. From Sunday golf trips to school cricket runs, our hoodies are made for adults but perfect for big and little sports fans too.

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Funny Sports Mugs

Cricket brews. Rugby rants. Golf grumbles. Start your day with a mug that knows your sport and your sense of humour. Ideal for grown-ups—and safe from little hands!

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Funny Sports T-shirts

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Whether you're a cricket dad, a tennis mum, or just love a cheeky football pun—our funny sports T-shirts are perfect for adults and kids alike. Designed to get laughs on and off the pitch.

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Got a funny photo from last season’s football match? Upload your own images to turn them into custom T-shirts, mugs, or more, perfect for adults to gift or kids to wear with pride.

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Funny Sports Baby Grows

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Let the littlest players join the fun. These sporty baby grows feature funny designs loved by rugby mums, cricket dads, and every adult raising tomorrow’s star athlete.

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Funny Sports Water Bottles

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Hydration meets hilarity. Whether you're coaching the kids’ football team or smashing tennis balls with your mates, our funny sports bottles bring personality to your pitch-side kit.

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