Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & a Golf Coach
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you know someone whose golf swing costs them more balls than birdies, this is the gift they didn’t know they needed. Our hilarious 'Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill' water bottle is perfect for golfers who don’t take themselves too seriously but still love every minute on the course.
Whether they’re a weekend warrior or the proud owner of every bit of overpriced golf gear going, this bottle delivers a cheeky jab that’s bound to get laughs at the club.
Finished in crisp white and printed with bold, banter-filled text, it’s a brilliant blend of practicality and personality. It keeps drinks cold during long rounds and doubles up as the ultimate conversation starter at the 19th hole.
Product Features
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500ml capacity, ideal for staying hydrated on the course
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Double-walled stainless steel to keep drinks hot or cold for hours
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Leak-proof screw lid with secure seal
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Durable white finish with high-quality printed slogan
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Lightweight design, easy to carry in your golf bag
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Reusable and eco-friendly – better for the planet and your handicap
Perfect for
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Golfers who love a bit of course-side banter
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Friends or family members with more gear than talent
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Secret Santa gifts for golfing mates
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Golf-themed birthday or Christmas presents
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Anyone who swings like they mean it, even if the ball doesn’t agree
Whether you're buying it as a joke gift or a not-so-subtle dig, this funny golf water bottle is guaranteed to raise a smile. It’s practical, reusable and just cheeky enough to become their new favourite accessory.
So why not tee up the perfect present today and give them a laugh every time they take a sip?
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill FAQs
What makes a good water bottle gift for golf lovers?
What makes a good water bottle gift for golf lovers?
A good water bottle gift for golf lovers combines humour, practicality and durability. Look for something that stands out with a funny slogan, fits easily into a golf bag and keeps drinks hot or cold during a full round.
Is a water bottle a good gift for men who play golf?
Is a water bottle a good gift for men who play golf?
Yes, it’s a brilliant gift, especially when it’s themed around their favourite sport. A reusable golf water bottle with a funny twist is both functional and personal, making it a hit for birthdays, Father’s Day or Christmas.
Can a water bottle be a personalised or thoughtful present?
Can a water bottle be a personalised or thoughtful present?
Absolutely. A water bottle with a humorous message tailored to a golfer’s personality shows you’ve put thought into their gift. It's a practical option they’ll use regularly on and off the course.
When is the best occasion to give a novelty water bottle as a gift?
When is the best occasion to give a novelty water bottle as a gift?
Funny water bottles make great presents for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, Father’s Day or even as a golf competition prize. They’re ideal for anyone who enjoys a laugh while staying hydrated.
Do people actually use novelty water bottles on the golf course?
Do people actually use novelty water bottles on the golf course?
Yes, especially if they’re well made. Golfers love a bit of banter during a round, and a novelty water bottle that also keeps drinks at the right temperature ticks all the boxes.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Water Bottle – 'Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill'
Looking for the perfect gift for a golf-mad friend, family member or colleague who thinks they’re the next Rory McIlroy but swings like they’ve just picked up a club for the first time? This hilarious golf-themed water bottle is guaranteed to hit the sweet spot. With the bold slogan 'Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill', it delivers just the right amount of cheek to get everyone laughing, whether it’s on the green, in the clubhouse or during a Sunday morning four-ball.
More than just a funny gift, this premium stainless steel bottle is designed to be genuinely useful out on the course. It keeps drinks refreshingly cold for those long, hot summer rounds or piping hot during early winter tee times. Durable, lightweight and finished in classic white, it’s the kind of gift that gets used week after week, and talked about even more often.
🎁 The perfect golf gift for...
- ⛳ Golfers who love banter almost as much as birdies
- 😂 Friends who take their swing seriously – but not themselves
- 🎅 Christmas gifts with a bit of character and humour
- 🎂 Birthday presents for the golfer who has everything (except skill... apparently)
- 🕴️ Secret Santa or office gifts for golf-obsessed colleagues
- 👨👩👧👦 Dads, uncles, partners or mates who spend their weekends at the driving range
🔥 Product features
- 💧 500ml capacity – plenty of hydration for 18 holes
- 🌡️ Double-walled stainless steel – keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- 🚫 Leak-proof screw top lid – no spills in the golf bag
- 🎨 Crisp white finish with bold printed design – built to last and turn heads
- 🔁 Reusable and eco-conscious – better for the planet and your pocket
- 🏌️ Lightweight and portable – ideal for golf bags, trolleys or buggies
This is the ideal gift for golfers who already own every training aid under the sun but still haven’t cracked their slice. It’s cheeky, clever and actually useful, a rare combination in the world of novelty golf presents. Whether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, a milestone birthday, or simply want to make a mate laugh the next time they duff one into the rough, this water bottle is sure to be a crowd favourite.
So go on, add it to your basket and swing into gift-giving greatness. Because when it comes to golf, there’s always room for one more laugh.
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
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Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
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Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
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It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
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Start their sporting journey in style.
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Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
