Whether you're searching for funny, functional or fully personalisable golf gifts, Cows Corner Golf Products offer something truly original for every golf lover. From cheeky slogan tees to practical accessories with a humorous twist, this collection combines fun with functionality to deliver some of the best value golf gift ideas online. Designed with both seasoned players and casual weekend golfers in mind, these items are perfect for birthdays, retirement gifts, society tournaments or just a spontaneous surprise. The range includes everything from novelty mugs to wearables you can personalise in minutes, all made with care and delivered with our signature Cows Corner flair. If you're hunting for a standout golf present that will actually get used (and laughed at), this is the place to shop. Explore Cows Corner Golf Products today and discover affordable gifts for golfers that are as unique as their swing.
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Vendor:Cows Corner | Funny Sports Clothing & Merch
Nice Shot! Too Bad It Was on the Wrong Fairway | Funny Golf Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
Regular price £35.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner | Funny Sports Clothing & Merch
Nice Shot! Too Bad It Was on the Wrong Fairway | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
If Golf Was Easy You’d Be Good at It | Funny Golf Baby Bodysuit, Organic Or In-conversion To Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs And Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
If Golf Was Easy You’d Be Good at It | Funny Golf Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
Regular price £35.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
If Golf Was Easy You’d Be Good at It | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing | Funny Golf Baby Bodysuit, Organic Or In-conversion To Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs And Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing | Funny Golf Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
Regular price £35.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie, but Yours Are Embarrassing | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult & Junior Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies | Funny Golf Baby Bodysuit, Organic Or In-conversion To Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs And Leg Openings
Regular price £9.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies | Funny Golf Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
Regular price £35.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies | Funny Golf T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams | Funny Golf Baby Bodysuit, Organic Or In-conversion To Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs And Leg Openings
Regular price £14.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams | Funny Golf Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
Regular price £35.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Your Swing Is Like a Horror Movie, Ugly and Full of Screams | Funny Golf T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Thanks for Helping Me for the Fairway – and My Confidence | Funny Coach Tennis T-shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
Regular price £27.99Regular priceIn stock
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Vendor:Cows Corner
Thanks for Helping Me for the Fairway – and My Confidence | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Coach's Morning Brew
Regular price £12.99Regular priceIn stock

Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Funny and Functional Golf Gifts for All Occasions
Personalised Golf Gifts That Hit the Mark
With our AI-powered design tool, it’s easier than ever to create personalised golf gifts that stand out. Whether you're adding a name, a slogan, or an inside joke, these golf products can be customised in just a few clicks. No design experience is needed, simply enter your idea and watch it come to life on a T-shirt, mug, or water bottle. This makes our products ideal for anyone looking for golf gifts for dad, mates from the club, or your team captain. Every item is made to order at our UK headquarters and checked for quality, ensuring your gift is delivered with a personal touch and fast turnaround. If you're looking to find a gift that no one else will bring to the clubhouse, you've just hit the fairway.
Golf Gifts for Men That Don’t Miss the Green
At Cows Corner, we know that not all golf gifts for men need to be boring or vanilla. Our range is packed with humour, personality and practicality, whether you're shopping for the seasoned pro or the mate who can't putt to save his life. From our pun-heavy slogan tees to novelty mugs that’ll become instant clubhouse favourites, these are gifts for golfers that are made to be remembered. And because everything is designed in-house, we offer limited-time collections and exclusive styles you won’t find anywhere else. Looking for something fresh? New arrivals drop regularly, so don’t miss your chance to grab a golf present they’ll actually enjoy using.
Shop Original Golf-Themed Merchandise Online
Golf Christmas Gifts That Actually Make Them Laugh
Forget the socks and tees with generic logos. Our golf Christmas gifts are full of personality, humour and heart. They’re the perfect way to add a bit of banter to the holidays while still offering something useful. Whether it's a limited-edition mug with their favourite golfing phrase, a warm hoodie for chilly early tee times, or a funny water bottle to take to the driving range, we’ve got you covered. Best of all, these presents are affordable, made to last, and available with quick delivery. Shop online now to find a golf present idea that’ll outshine every other gift under the tree.
Novelty Golf Gifts for Every Kind of Player
This isn’t your average pro shop. Our novelty golf gifts are made to bring a smile to even the grumpiest golfer’s face. Whether it’s a funny T-shirt that jokes about their handicap, or a mug that celebrates the one time they actually hit a birdie, these gifts are ideal for club mates, captains, and golf-mad uncles alike. And with low prices and seasonal deals available throughout the year, you don’t need to wait for a sale to get great value. Perfect for spontaneous gifting or as part of a bundle offer for a big event, there’s no shortage of ways to surprise your favourite golfer.
Unique Golf Related Gifts You Won’t Find Elsewhere
At Cows Corner, we’re more than just a store, we’re a platform for creative expression. That means our golf related gifts are never off-the-shelf or uninspired. We use our AI design tools and upload feature to help you create something truly unique, whether you want to celebrate a club achievement, roast your mate's slice, or launch your own mini golf-themed merch line. With no minimum order and a secure checkout process, it’s never been easier to turn your ideas into reality. Choose your product, make your design, and place your order today. The perfect presents for golfers are waiting, and they’re just a few clicks away.
Cows Corner Golf Product FAQs
What is a good gift for a golfer who has everything?

What is a good gift for a golfer who has everything?
A great gift for the golfer who has it all is something original, personal or humorous — not just another sleeve of balls or glove. At Cows Corner, we offer novelty golf gifts that are unlike anything you’ll find at the pro shop. From funny slogan tees to mugs personalised with your mate's worst golf quote, our products are made to surprise and amuse. For an extra thoughtful touch, you can design your own item using our upload tool or AI-powered design feature, a brilliant way to create a one-off gift they’ll never forget.
What do golfers want for Christmas?

What do golfers want for Christmas?
Golfers enjoy gifts that are both fun and practical. Warm hoodies for winter rounds, water bottles with personalised slogans or novelty mugs for the 19th hole are all popular choices. Our golf Christmas collection is made to make them laugh and keep them warm, making it a great option for anyone who enjoys mixing their love of golf with a bit of personality. Everything is made in the UK and ready to send, so you can relax knowing your present will arrive in time.
What are some last minute golf gift ideas?

What are some last minute golf gift ideas?
If you are running short on time, Cows Corner offers brilliant last minute gift options that feel anything but rushed. Our collection includes funny tees, golf-themed mugs and fully personalisable products that can be ordered quickly without compromising on quality. With in-house production and fast UK shipping, you can create a thoughtful gift and have it delivered quickly without the stress of long delivery times or generic options.
What is a good retirement gift for someone who likes golf?

What is a good retirement gift for someone who likes golf?
A funny and personal gift is the perfect way to mark the start of someone’s retirement. Our golf-themed retirement ideas range from cheeky slogan T-shirts to mugs that celebrate their new full-time role as a golfer. Whether you want to add a name, a club joke or a retirement message, our personalisation tools make it easy to turn your idea into something memorable and meaningful.
Are personalised golf balls a good gift?

Are personalised golf balls a good gift?
Personalised golf balls are a solid choice, but why stop there? At Cows Corner, you can go a step further by designing custom mugs, T-shirts, water bottles and more using our AI design tool or upload-your-own feature. Whether it is a joke that only your golf group understands or a design based on a legendary shot, these personalised gifts make a bigger impact and are just as practical.

Design Your Own AI Product(s)
Cricket-themed hoodie for your teen? A tennis bottle with Dad’s best quote?
Use our AI tool to create one-of-a-kind sports gifts and gear for adults and kids who love the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
Give your cricket-mad partner or rugby-loving child something truly personal. Our custom gift boxes add that extra-special touch for birthdays, match wins, and more.

Funny Sports Hoodies
Wrap up warm in a rugby hoodie that makes people smile. From Sunday golf trips to school cricket runs, our hoodies are made for adults but perfect for big and little sports fans too.

Funny Sports Mugs
Cricket brews. Rugby rants. Golf grumbles. Start your day with a mug that knows your sport and your sense of humour. Ideal for grown-ups—and safe from little hands!

Funny Sports T-shirts
Products | T-shirts
Whether you're a cricket dad, a tennis mum, or just love a cheeky football pun—our funny sports T-shirts are perfect for adults and kids alike. Designed to get laughs on and off the pitch.

Upload your own Images to products
Products | Your Own Images
Got a funny photo from last season’s football match? Upload your own images to turn them into custom T-shirts, mugs, or more, perfect for adults to gift or kids to wear with pride.

Funny Sports Baby Grows
Products | Baby Grows
Let the littlest players join the fun. These sporty baby grows feature funny designs loved by rugby mums, cricket dads, and every adult raising tomorrow’s star athlete.

Funny Sports Water Bottles
Products | Water Bottles
Hydration meets hilarity. Whether you're coaching the kids’ football team or smashing tennis balls with your mates, our funny sports bottles bring personality to your pitch-side kit.