Looking for football funny gifts that bring the laughs? You’re in the right place. At Cows Corner, we’ve built a cheeky collection that’s full of clever, football-themed humour perfect for gifting. Whether it’s for your Sunday league striker mate, the armchair manager of the group chat, or your football-mad brother-in-law, our products are made to get a chuckle. From mugs to T-shirts and everything in between, our football funny gifts combine everyday use with unbeatable banter. These aren’t just novelty throwaways, they’re high-quality, genuinely funny and made in the UK. If you're looking to get a present that actually lands, this is the collection to explore. With regular new arrivals and limited-time offers, now’s a great time to discover something unexpected for the football fanatic in your life. Football funny gifts don’t need to be obvious; they just need to be clever, well-made, and a bit unexpected. That’s what we do best at Cows Corner.
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I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £21.99Regular price£25.99-£4.00 Sale price £21.99In stock
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I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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I’d Mark You but You’re Not Worth the Effort | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew
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No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £34.99Regular price£38.90-£3.91 Sale price £34.99In stock
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No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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No VAR Needed You’re Just Terrible | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football
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Play Football Not Fortnite! | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Play Football Not Fortnite! | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew
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Play Football Not Fortnite! | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Play Football Not Fortnite! | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Play Football Not Fortnite! | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football
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Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight! | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight! | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Post Match Drink
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Dribble You Can Barely Walk Straight! | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Football Banter to Match Any Personality
Funny football gifts for every fan
Every football fan thinks they’ve got the best jokes, now you can prove them wrong. Our funny football shirts and gifts are designed to go beyond the usual clichés. Think sharp slogans, clever artwork and inside jokes that only proper football lovers will appreciate. From poking fun at missed penalties to giving VAR a bit of stick, there’s something here for the pub crowd, the coach, or the one mate who takes fantasy football far too seriously. These are gifts you’ll actually want to give, useful, wearable, drinkable, and laugh-out-loud funny. Whether it’s a one-time purchase for a birthday or just a random surprise, our products land every time. Made in the UK and available for fast delivery, you won’t need to wait long to see the laughs roll in.
Novelty football gifts that hit different
Our novelty football gifts aren’t just funny, they’re personal. Thanks to our AI design tool, you can create something that’s completely original to you or the person you’re buying for. Got a nickname, an inside joke, or a legendary match day moment? Bring it to life on a mug, hoodie, or baby grow with a few clicks. Already have a design ready? Use our upload tool to get it printed and delivered with no fuss. At Cows Corner, we give you more than a gift, we give you the chance to make someone’s day with something they’ll genuinely remember. Our products are made for all ages, all fans, and every personality on the pitch or off it.
Perfect presents for every football occasion
Football gag gifts with staying power
If you’re shopping for football gag gifts, make sure they’re the kind people actually want to keep. Our designs aren’t cheap laughs, they’re clever, well-made, and full of personality. Ideal for Secret Santa, stag dos, birthdays or winding up your fantasy football rivals, these are the sort of presents that stay in the kitchen, the wardrobe, or the match-day rotation. We focus on quality as much as comedy, which means you can expect strong print, great materials and a finish that feels like it came from a proper store, not a joke shop. And with plenty of stock ready to go, you won’t be left scrambling for last-minute gifts. Shop online, grab a deal, and send someone a surprise that’s actually funny.
Funny football presents for all ages
From Dad jokes to Gen Z memes, our funny football presents speak every football language. Whether you’re buying for your coach, your partner or your football-mad flatmate, there’s something in our collection that will make them laugh. A funny football mug might be the go-to, but why stop there? T-shirts, hoodies and even baby grows are available to order with fast turnaround and reliable delivery. These presents are made to be used, worn and shown off, not shoved in a drawer. At Cows Corner, we keep the humour sharp, the designs original and the process simple. Shop now to find the right match for your recipient’s style and sense of humour.
Fast delivery, made in the UK, no nonsense
Everything at Cows Corner is made and shipped from our UK headquarters, so you get a fast turnaround, local service and no overseas delays. That means you can order last minute and still have confidence it’ll arrive on time. We don’t do gimmicks, we do genuinely funny football joke presents that hold up after the laughter dies down. Whether it’s a gift for a mate or a little treat for yourself, you’ll find value, reliability and originality in every product. Our printing is handled in-house, and we always prioritise customer experience from start to finish. Place your order today, enjoy a hassle-free checkout and get something that brings real personality to the world of football gifting.
Football Funny Gifts FAQs
What are some of the best football funny gifts?
What are some of the best football funny gifts?
Some of the best football funny gifts include humorous mugs, slogan T-shirts, personalised products with inside jokes, and novelty items like joke water bottles or cheeky hoodies. At Cows Corner, you’ll find original designs that celebrate the everyday chaos and banter that come with being a football fan.
What can I get someone who’s obsessed with football?
What can I get someone who’s obsessed with football?
If they’re truly football-mad, go for a gift that taps into their sense of humour and passion for the game. A funny football mug, a personalised hoodie with a banter slogan, or something from our novelty gift range will all hit the mark. These are gifts made for match day laughs and everyday use.
Are funny football presents suitable for all ages?
Are funny football presents suitable for all ages?
Yes, they are. From baby grows for future fans to T-shirts and mugs for grown-ups, our collection includes funny football presents for fans of all ages. Whether you're shopping for a mate, a partner, or a footie-loving grandparent, there's a design that'll suit their personality.
Are these gifts suitable for football coaches or teammates?
Are these gifts suitable for football coaches or teammates?
Absolutely. Whether it’s for your five-a-side squad, your coach, or that one teammate who always blames the ref, these products make perfect football gag gifts. They’re ideal for end-of-season presents, Secret Santas or team-building surprises that spark a laugh.
Do you offer fast delivery on football funny gifts?
Do you offer fast delivery on football funny gifts?
Yes, all our gifts are made and dispatched from our UK headquarters with quick turnaround times. Whether you're shopping last minute or just like things to arrive quickly, we’ve got you covered. Delivery is fast, reliable, and handled with care.
Who is this Football Funny Gifts Collection for?
Welcome to the ultimate collection of football funny gifts, created for fans who love the game and a good laugh in equal measure. Whether you are looking for a birthday surprise, a Christmas treat or a cheeky stocking filler, our funny football gifts are designed to bring smiles to players, supporters and sideline legends everywhere. Each item is made with humour, heart and just the right amount of football mischief to make every occasion unforgettable.
For football fans with a sense of humour
If you know someone who lives and breathes football, these funny football gifts are guaranteed to score. From witty slogans to clever designs, each product celebrates the passion and banter that make football the beautiful game. Our range includes everything from funny football mugs to novelty football gifts that keep the laughs going long after the final whistle.
They are ideal for die hard fans who never miss a match or friends who enjoy a little pre game teasing before kick off.
For birthdays and celebrations
Finding the perfect football present just got easier. Our funny football presents make brilliant birthday gifts for players, coaches and supporters alike. Choose from football joke gifts that get everyone laughing to personalised items that make your surprise even more memorable. These novelty football gifts turn every birthday into a mini match day celebration.
Because laughter is the best way to celebrate another year of football obsession.
For Christmas and festive fun
When it comes to the holidays, football joke presents are always a hit. Whether you are shopping for a family member or doing a Secret Santa at the club, our funny football gifts bring festive cheer to fans of all ages. From mugs that celebrate match day rituals to quirky accessories that stand out under the tree, this collection is full of easy wins.
They are perfect for anyone who spends Christmas Day analysing fixtures instead of watching films.
For teammates and coaches
Our novelty football gifts make brilliant team presents for the end of the season. Whether it is a thank you for your coach, a prize for the club joker or a gift for your five a side crew, you will find something that fits the occasion. Football gag gifts and funny football mugs are perfect for post match laughs and pub celebrations.
They are the kind of gifts that keep the team spirit alive long after the final game.
For football dads
Dads who talk tactics at the breakfast table and shout encouragement from the touchline deserve a funny football present that matches their passion. A funny football mug or a witty T shirt is the perfect choice for birthdays, Father’s Day or just because. Our football joke gifts make him smile while showing that you know exactly how much he loves the game.
Because every dad deserves a gift that’s as full of character as his post match analysis.
For football mums
Mums who juggle lifts to training and still find time to cheer at every match will love something from our football funny gifts range. From mugs to cosy hoodies, these gifts celebrate her support with a fun twist. They are thoughtful, affordable and guaranteed to bring a grin, even on those rainy Sunday mornings at the pitch.
Funny football presents like these make every match day a little brighter.
For kids and young players
Young footballers love funny gifts too. Our novelty football gifts for kids include playful designs that celebrate their enthusiasm for the sport. Whether it is a football joke gift that makes them giggle or a T shirt that shows off their love for the game, there is something for every mini midfielder or striker in training.
Perfect for birthdays, tournaments or just a mid season reward for effort and fun.
For office football fans
There is always someone in the office who cannot stop talking about football. Surprise them with one of our funny football mugs or a clever football gag gift that brings some humour to the workplace. From coffee breaks to Monday morning match reviews, these gifts add a bit of light hearted fun to any desk.
They are simple, affordable and always appreciated by fans who think every day is match day.
For pub football debates
Some of the best football discussions happen over a drink. Our funny football gifts are perfect for the mates who think they could manage a Premier League side better than anyone else. A football joke present or a novelty mug makes a great talking point between rounds and helps settle debates the funny way.
They are cheeky, clever and guaranteed to get the whole table laughing before full time.
For personalised touches
Make your gift even more special with a personal twist. Many of our funny football presents can be customised with names, dates or inside jokes that make them unique. Whether it is a football mug for your best mate or a novelty T shirt for your coach, adding that personal touch makes all the difference.
It turns a funny gift into a lasting reminder of shared memories and match day moments.
For Secret Santa and small surprises
Our collection of football gag gifts is perfect for Secret Santa exchanges or low budget gift swaps. Each one is designed to bring big laughs without breaking the bank. From quirky accessories to mugs that deliver the perfect punchline, you will find something here for every football fanatic.
They are quick to wrap, easy to love and guaranteed to score top marks for creativity.
For football lovers everywhere
No matter who you are buying for, our range of football funny gifts is packed with ideas that celebrate the humour and heart of the sport. From funny football mugs to novelty football gifts and everything in between, each piece captures what makes the game so special — passion, camaraderie and endless banter.
Browse the collection, find your favourite and give a gift that keeps the laughter going long after the final whistle blows.
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Use our AI tool to create one-of-a-kind sports gifts and gear for adults and kids who love the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
Give your cricket-mad partner or rugby-loving child something truly personal. Our custom gift boxes add that extra-special touch for birthdays, match wins, and more.
Funny Sports Hoodies
Wrap up warm in a rugby hoodie that makes people smile. From Sunday golf trips to school cricket runs, our hoodies are made for adults but perfect for big and little sports fans too.
Funny Sports Mugs
Cricket brews. Rugby rants. Golf grumbles. Start your day with a mug that knows your sport and your sense of humour. Ideal for grown-ups—and safe from little hands!
Funny Sports T-shirts
Products | T-shirts
Whether you're a cricket dad, a tennis mum, or just love a cheeky football pun—our funny sports T-shirts are perfect for adults and kids alike. Designed to get laughs on and off the pitch.
Upload your own Images to products
Products | Your Own Images
Got a funny photo from last season’s football match? Upload your own images to turn them into custom T-shirts, mugs, or more, perfect for adults to gift or kids to wear with pride.
Funny Sports Baby Grows
Products | Baby Grows
Let the littlest players join the fun. These sporty baby grows feature funny designs loved by rugby mums, cricket dads, and every adult raising tomorrow’s star athlete.
Funny Sports Water Bottles
Products | Water Bottles
Hydration meets hilarity. Whether you're coaching the kids’ football team or smashing tennis balls with your mates, our funny sports bottles bring personality to your pitch-side kit.