Funny Football Players Sayings
If you're after the ultimate football-themed gift that delivers a laugh every time, the Funny Football Players Sayings collection at Cows Corner is the one to check out. Built for banter-loving fans, teammates, and coaches alike, this range brings classic pitch-side humour to life across high-quality clothing and accessories. These designs are made for football fans who love the game but don't take themselves too seriously. Whether it’s for match day morale, an end-of-season surprise or a pub league promotion, our funny football gear gets the job done.
Each piece in this collection combines personality and practicality. Expect premium materials, a comfortable fit, and sayings that will raise eyebrows and start conversations. Whether you're looking for gifts for football fans or just fancy treating yourself, these products are ready to ship with no messing about. Shop online today, find your favourite phrase, and add a bit of personality to your football wardrobe with our exclusive designs featuring Funny Football Players Sayings.
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Vendor:Cows CornerLiverpool Are Magic, Everton Are Tragic – Emlyn Hughes | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £34.99Regular price£38.90-£3.91 Sale price £34.99In stock
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Vendor:Cows CornerI Can’t Even Remember When the Seventies Were – Robbie Keane | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Vendor:Cows CornerI Can’t Even Remember When the Seventies Were – Robbie Keane | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Vendor:Cows CornerI Can’t Even Remember When the Seventies Were – Robbie Keane | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
Regular price £34.99Regular price£38.90-£3.91 Sale price £34.99In stock
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Vendor:Cows CornerSometimes in Football You Have To Score Goals – Thierry Henry | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £21.99Regular price£25.99-£4.00 Sale price £21.99In stock
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Vendor:Cows CornerSometimes in Football You Have To Score Goals – Thierry Henry | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior Sizes
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Vendor:Cows CornerSometimes in Football You Have To Score Goals – Thierry Henry | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Vendor:Cows CornerI Couldn’t Settle in Italy It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country – Ian Rush | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Vendor:Cows CornerI Couldn’t Settle in Italy It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country – Ian Rush | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew
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Vendor:Cows CornerI Couldn’t Settle in Italy It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country – Ian Rush | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Vendor:Cows CornerI Couldn’t Settle in Italy It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country – Ian Rush | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football and Old School Players
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Vendor:Cows CornerWe Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo | Funny Football T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Vendor:Cows CornerWe Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £21.99Regular price£25.99-£4.00 Sale price £21.99In stock
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Vendor:Cows CornerWe Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo | Funny Football Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult and Junior Sizes
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Vendor:Cows CornerWe Lost Because We Didn’t Win – Cristiano Ronaldo | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Football and CR7
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Buy With Confidence from Cows Corner
Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Football Gifts for Fans Who Love a Laugh
Pitch-Perfect Sayings Made for Real Supporters
The Funny Football Players Sayings range captures the moments every football lover knows, the sideline shouting, post-match banter and those classic one-liners only true fans understand. Whether you’re ribbing your centre-back mate for missing another sitter or cheering on your team with a sarcastic chant, our designs say it all. These items have become firm favourites for football gifts for boys and football gifts for girls, bringing humour to everything from training sessions to five-a-side kickabouts. This isn’t generic merchandise, this is personality-led gear for people who live and breathe the game.
Made for Coaches, Captains and Banter Kings
Finding the right football coach gift can be tricky, but this collection makes it easy. Packed with cheeky slogans and clever lines, our products are ideal for coaches, managers or that one mate who thinks they should have gone pro. These make great football manager gifts and are regularly picked up as thoughtful, funny football coach gift ideas. From thank-you gifts to end-of-season bundles, there’s something here for every role on the team. With new arrivals and limited time bundle offers available, you can stock up for the whole squad at an affordable price.
Shop Unique Football Gifts for All Ages
From Junior Players to Veteran Supporters
At Cows Corner, we know football doesn’t stop at full time, it lives in the stories, the chants and the jokes that come with it. That’s why this collection of Funny Football Players Sayings is perfect for football gifts for adults and kids alike. Whether it’s a Christmas surprise, birthday laugh or just something to show off in the clubhouse, these pieces make perfect football related gifts. The sayings are printed on quality materials, built to last through training sessions, casual wear, or even a night down the local after a tough loss or glorious win.
Quick Delivery, Easy Checkout and Top Value
Everything in our Funny Football Players Sayings range is available to order today with fast turnaround and secure checkout. With no minimum order and a hassle-free return policy, it’s never been easier to find the perfect gift. Whether you’re shopping for football gifts for men or football gifts for women, the quality, humour and value speak for themselves. Want something even more personal? Use our upload tool to turn your own joke or team slogan into a gift they’ll never forget. With exclusive access to new drops and limited stock available, there’s no better time to explore the collection.
Funny Football Players Sayings FAQs
What are good gifts for someone who loves football?
What are good gifts for someone who loves football?
If you're buying for a football fan, you cannot go wrong with something that reflects their personality and love for the game. Funny football slogan T-shirts, mugs, and hoodies with quirky sayings make great gifts because they are personal, practical and bound to get a laugh. Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas or just for fun, these items are always well received by football lovers of all ages.
What should I get for a football coach as a thank-you gift?
What should I get for a football coach as a thank-you gift?
A thoughtful gift for a football coach does not need to be serious. In fact, something with a bit of humour often hits the mark. A witty mug, T-shirt or hoodie featuring a classic football saying or inside joke from your season together is both personal and memorable. It's a great way to say thanks while keeping the tone light.
Are funny football gifts suitable for adults too?
Are funny football gifts suitable for adults too?
Absolutely. Funny football gifts are not just for kids or teenagers. Adults who play, coach or just enjoy watching football often appreciate a bit of humour in their gear. Whether it’s a cheeky slogan tee for match day or a coffee mug that pokes fun at Sunday league antics, these gifts suit grown-up fans just as much.
What are some good novelty football gifts for Christmas?
What are some good novelty football gifts for Christmas?
For Christmas, novelty football gifts that bring a smile are always a good idea. Look out for products with clever football sayings, funny quotes or team banter references. These make brilliant stocking fillers, Secret Santa options, or standout presents for coaches, parents or teammates. They’re great value and full of personality.
What is a unique football gift idea for a teammate?
What is a unique football gift idea for a teammate?
If you want something different for a teammate, personalised or slogan-based gifts always stand out. A hoodie or water bottle with a funny quote or team joke makes the gift feel more thoughtful. It’s a great way to celebrate your shared experience on and off the pitch, and it’s something they’ll actually use.
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Funny Sports T-shirts
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Whether you're a cricket dad, a tennis mum, or just love a cheeky football pun—our funny sports T-shirts are perfect for adults and kids alike. Designed to get laughs on and off the pitch.
Upload your own Images to products
Products | Your Own Images
Got a funny photo from last season’s football match? Upload your own images to turn them into custom T-shirts, mugs, or more, perfect for adults to gift or kids to wear with pride.
Funny Sports Baby Grows
Products | Baby Grows
Let the littlest players join the fun. These sporty baby grows feature funny designs loved by rugby mums, cricket dads, and every adult raising tomorrow’s star athlete.
Funny Sports Water Bottles
Products | Water Bottles
Hydration meets hilarity. Whether you're coaching the kids’ football team or smashing tennis balls with your mates, our funny sports bottles bring personality to your pitch-side kit.
