Bold, vibrant and made to stand out, perfect for birthdays, congratulations and cheeky little moments.
Luxury weight card with a high gloss UV finish, so the joke lands before the envelope is opened.
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Bold, vibrant and made to stand out, perfect for birthdays, congratulations and cheeky little moments.
Luxury weight card with a high gloss UV finish, so the joke lands before the envelope is opened.
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This product is available for personalisation, making it an even more thoughtful and unique gift. You can add your own custom text before adding to your basket, which will be printed exactly as entered. Perfect for birthdays, special occasions or adding a personal touch that makes the gift feel truly one of a kind.
Personalisation
You can send this card directly to the recipient. Add their name, address and a personalised message for inside of the card, and we’ll deliver it straight to their door.
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£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
Sending a card is simple and affordable. All cards are sent using standard postage, making them an easy and cost-effective gift option. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and bank holidays). Once dispatched, delivery times will vary slightly depending on location, but you can expect prompt delivery. As soon as your card is on its way, you will receive a confirmation email so you know it is heading to its destination. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the item back to us.
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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Celebrate another year with a knowing smile and a perfectly judged golf joke. Our golf-themed birthday card featuring the line “You’re Not Over the Hill, You’re Just on the Back Nine of Awesome!” is made for golfers who can laugh at their age almost as easily as they laugh at a missed putt. It’s playful without being cheesy and delivers just the right amount of banter for a birthday that deserves more than a bog standard card.
Designed for people who live for early tee times, clubhouse chats and a bit of friendly ribbing, this card feels thoughtful while still keeping things light-hearted. Whether they play every weekend or simply love the game and its humour, this message lands like a well struck drive straight down the fairway.
Printed in a quality A5 format, it has a premium feel that stands out the moment it’s picked up. It works just as well tucked into a gift as it does sent on its own, making it a brilliant choice when you want your card to get a proper laugh before the cake is cut.
Product Features
• A5 sized golf themed birthday card
• Features the phrase “You’re Not Over the Hill, You’re Just on the Back Nine of Awesome!”
• High-quality print with a clean, bold design
• Plenty of space inside for your own birthday message
Perfect for
• Golfers with a great sense of humour
• Friends, partners or family members who love a bit of birthday banter
• Anyone who believes age is just another hole to play
If you’re looking for a birthday card that feels fun, personal, and properly chosen rather than last-minute, this one ticks all the boxes. Add it to your basket and make their birthday tee off with a laugh they won’t forget.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
We know that golfers appreciate a bit of sideline banter as much as a birdie on the eighteenth. At Cows Corner, we designed this card with a clever back nine of awesome message that resonates with anyone who spends their weekends on the fairway. It shows you actually understand their passion and their sense of humour, making it a much more personal choice than a generic supermarket find.
Absolutely. While the front does the heavy lifting with a cracking joke, we have left the inside completely blank. This gives you the perfect canvas to recount their latest shambolic performance in the bunker or to toast their biggest wins of the year. It is made for those who want to add a personal touch to their birthday wishes.
At Cows Corner, we believe every birthday deserves a trophy. This card features a clean, bold design that stands out on any mantelpiece. The high quality print finish ensures it feels substantial and well chosen, helping you transition from a simple greeting to a memorable keepsake that any golf fan would be proud to display.
Definitely. We avoid cheesy, outdated cliches in favour of original UK designs that capture the real spirit of British sports culture. If your friend or family member enjoys a bit of friendly ribbing about their age and their playing style, this card hits the mark perfectly without being over the top.
We can act as your personal teammate if you are unable to deliver the card in person. You can choose to have us send your card directly to their doorstep, ensuring it arrives in time for the big fixture. It is the easiest way to send a bit of Cows Corner magic straight to their dugout, even if you are cheering them on from a distance.
Searching for a Golf Themed birthday Card that actually lands with the impact of a perfectly struck drive? At Cows Corner we know that standard shop bought options often lack the personality required for a proper celebration. This A5 design replaces the generic sentiment with a healthy dose of sideline banter which is ideal for the golfer in your life who appreciates a good laugh about their handicap. The message tells them they are not over the hill but simply on the back nine of awesome making it a standout choice for friends or family members hitting a milestone year.
When you want to buy a card that feels like it was made specifically for a fan of the game our collection delivers exactly that. This specific Golf Themed birthday Card features a clean and bold aesthetic that avoids the cheesy cliches found on the high street. Because we handle our entire production process right here in Britain you can trust that the quality of the print and the weight of the card meet a premium standard. We believe that even a simple birthday message should feel like a trophy which is why we prioritise high quality materials for every order today.
If you are looking for an affordable way to make a big impression then look no further than our unique range of products. You can order today and even take advantage of our gift boxing service if you want us to send the card directly to the recipient as your personal teammate. This Golf Themed birthday Card provides plenty of internal space for you to write your own witty remarks or heartfelt wishes before they head out for an early tee time. At Cows Corner we make sure that your gift arrives perfectly presented and ready to be unwrapped at the clubhouse or the kitchen table.
Choosing a Golf Themed birthday Card from our shop means you are supporting local craftsmanship and original UK designs that you simply cannot find anywhere else. We know that being a fan involves passion and the occasional heartbreak so our products reflect the real culture of British sport. Whether you are celebrating a partner who lives for the weekend or a parent who is the undisputed coach of the household this card hits the mark. Check the price and see for yourself why so many customers choose us for their seasonal celebrations and family milestones. You can find deal after deal on our site but the true value lies in the smile it puts on a golfers face when they realise you actually understand their obsession.
Make their next birthday tee off with a laugh by choosing a design that captures the humour of the game. We invite you to shop collection wide for other sports themed gifts that pair perfectly with this card such as our witty t-shirts or premium water bottles. Everything we produce is made with the fan in mind and we guarantee that our items will be a hit at the birthday tea or the post match drinks. Do not settle for a last minute option when you can get yours from a trusted brand that understands the importance of the big win. Add this card to your basket now and ensure your birthday message is the one they remember long after the final putt is dropped.
