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Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire! Funny Tennis Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner Reviews
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For the tennis-mad mums and dads who live for the banter as much as the backhand, this cheeky baby grow serves up a winning combo of humour and cuteness.
Whether courtside at the club or catching Wimbledon from the sofa, this is the perfect little outfit for your future star to wear while keeping the rally in style.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and designed for comfort and laughs in equal measure, this black baby grow is a real ace in any tennis-loving family’s wardrobe.
The bold slogan – ‘Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire’ – guarantees giggles from the crowd (and possibly a few line calls from the grandparents).
Available sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months.
Product Features
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Made from 100% soft cotton for all-day comfort
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Nickel-free poppers for easy changing
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Bold, high-quality vinyl print that lasts wash after wash
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Short sleeves and envelope neckline for fuss-free dressing
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Unisex fit – great for baby boys and girls
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Printed and packed with care in the UK
Perfect for
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Parents who love tennis and a good bit of banter
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Sports-themed baby shower gifts
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Baby’s first Wimbledon (or just the sofa Grand Slam)
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Photo-ready outfits that make everyone smile
Make them giggle before they can even grip a racket! Whether you’re gifting or kitting out your own little legend, this baby grow guarantees a smashing start to any tiny tennis fan’s wardrobe.
Serve up the laughs – game, set and snuggle!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire FAQs
What size should I choose for my baby?
What size should I choose for my baby?
We offer this baby grow in six sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months. If your little one is between sizes, we’d recommend going up a size for a comfy fit and room to grow.
Is the baby grow suitable for boys and girls?
Is the baby grow suitable for boys and girls?
Absolutely! This baby grow is unisex and looks brilliant on both baby boys and girls – tennis banter knows no gender.
How should I wash it?
How should I wash it?
We recommend washing the baby grow inside out at 30°C with similar colours. Avoid tumble drying and ironing directly on the print to keep it looking fresh for longer.
What material is the baby grow made from?
What material is the baby grow made from?
It’s made from 100% soft cotton – gentle on your baby’s skin and perfect for all-day wear, whether they’re snoozing or serving up chaos.
Is this a good gift for tennis fans?
Is this a good gift for tennis fans?
Definitely. It’s ideal for tennis-mad parents or anyone who loves a laugh. It makes a cracking baby shower or new baby gift – especially for those who appreciate a bit of cheeky courtside humour!
Why Cows Corner?
Your Game’s Got More Faults Than a Bad Umpire. Baby Grow – Black
Serve up some serious laughs with our black baby grow featuring the hilarious slogan, ‘Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire’.
This tennis-themed baby grow is the perfect way to add a splash of humour to your little one’s wardrobe – especially if you're a parent who lives and breathes tennis (and a bit of cheeky courtside banter).
Whether you’re raising the next Wimbledon champion or simply want to share your love of the sport from day one, this is a must-have piece for tennis-loving families.
Ideal for everyday wear, match day watching, or as a playful statement at baby groups, it’s designed for comfort, convenience and smiles.
Who is this baby grow for?
This baby grow is made for parents who are passionate about tennis – whether they’re club regulars, weekend warriors, or just loyal spectators of every Grand Slam. If you’ve ever called a line judge blind from your sofa or taught your baby to say ‘ace’ before ‘mama’, then this one’s for you.
It’s also the perfect gift for tennis-mad friends and family who’ve just had a baby, or are expecting one soon. Whether it's for a baby shower, new arrival, first birthday or just a ‘thinking of you’ gift, this funny baby grow is guaranteed to raise a smile and hit the sweet spot.
Available Sizes
Choose from the following sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–9 months, 9–12 months, 12–18 months, and 18–24 months. Designed for a relaxed fit with a little room to grow.
Product Features
- 100% soft cotton for breathable, all-day comfort
- Short-sleeved with envelope neckline for easy dressing
- Nickel-free poppers for fuss-free changing
- Bold, high-quality vinyl slogan print that won’t crack or fade
- Unisex design – great for both baby boys and girls
- Printed and packed with care in the UK
Perfect Gift Occasions
- Baby shower gifts for tennis-loving parents
- New baby presents with a fun and sporty twist
- First Grand Slam viewing outfit for your little one
- Birthday gifts for babies born into tennis-obsessed families
- ‘Just because’ gift for sports fans who appreciate a good pun
Don’t miss the chance to ace your next baby gift. This witty baby grow is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser for any tennis-loving household – because it’s never too early to develop a strong serve and a sharper sense of humour.
Add it to your basket today and bring the banter to the baby court – game, set and match!
Who is this Baby Grow good for?
This funny tennis baby grow is made for little ones born into tennis loving families. Soft, cosy and full of personality, it brings a playful twist to babywear with designs inspired by the sport. Whether you are searching for a gift or dressing your own tiny tennis fan, our baby grows and tennis onesies are the perfect mix of comfort, quality and charm. They are ideal for everyday wear, photos or those adorable family moments spent watching the big matches together.
For newborn tennis fans
If your family lives and breathes tennis, this tennis onesie is the perfect way to start your baby’s wardrobe. Made from gentle cotton, it is soft against newborn skin and keeps your little one comfortable all day. The easy popper design makes changes quick and stress free, while the playful print brings a smile to everyone who sees it.
Our newborn tennis onesies are designed to celebrate the start of a lifelong love for the game.
For tennis mums and dads
For parents who never miss a match, this baby grow is a sweet and funny way to share your passion with your newest team member. It is perfect for match days at home, lazy Sundays watching Wimbledon or simply cuddling between naps. The design brings a light hearted tennis touch to those early bonding moments.
It is a thoughtful gift for tennis mums and dads who already dream of teaching their baby a perfect forehand.
For sporty families
Families who love sports will adore this tennis ball onesie. It is soft, stretchy and perfect for playtime, nap time and everything in between. The design keeps things cute and simple while still showing that sport is part of your family’s story. It is easy to wash, quick to dry and made to last through endless cuddles and giggles.
It is the ideal choice for active families who want their little one to share their passion for sport from the start.
For baby showers and gifts
Looking for a unique baby shower gift? A tennis onesie stands out from the crowd. It is practical, funny and made from quality materials that parents will appreciate. It looks great in gift boxes, pairs beautifully with a card and makes for the perfect present for tennis loving friends or family members welcoming a new arrival.
It is a simple gift that always gets a smile and plenty of photos.
For tennis dads
Dads who coach, play or watch every Grand Slam will love seeing their little one in a tennis themed baby grow. The design is soft, sporty and full of charm, making it perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays or just because. It is a lovely reminder that the next generation of tennis fans is already here.
It is a fun way to celebrate that special father and child bond with a shared love of the game.
For tennis mums
Mums who adore tennis will find this baby grow impossible to resist. It combines comfort and style with a dash of humour that makes it perfect for everyday wear. The gentle fabric feels soft and smooth, keeping your little one warm and comfortable during family time or days out.
Every tennis onesie in our collection is made to celebrate sport, family and fun in one adorable outfit.
For tennis themed photo shoots
This baby grow makes an excellent choice for a themed photo session. The clean design and sporty look add a playful detail to family photos, while the soft cotton keeps your baby relaxed and happy throughout. Pair it with a mini racket or tennis ball prop for pictures that will melt hearts for years to come.
It is a timeless way to capture those early days with a touch of tennis flair.
For baby’s first tournament
If your little one is joining you for their first live tennis match or family tournament, this tennis ball onesie is a must. It keeps them snug and stylish while they join in on the excitement. The design is fun, sporty and sure to attract compliments from fellow fans.
It is perfect for creating memories on those special tennis days together.
For friends and family gifts
When you need a present for a new arrival, a tennis themed baby grow is a wonderful choice. It is practical, adorable and unisex, making it suitable for any baby. Parents will love how easy it is to wash and wear, while everyone else will love how cute it looks in photos.
It is an easy gift that combines everyday usefulness with a touch of humour and sport.
For everyday wear
This tennis onesie is not just for special occasions. It is perfect for everyday comfort, whether your baby is playing, sleeping or exploring the world one smile at a time. The breathable cotton keeps them cool in the summer and easy to layer in the winter. It is built for the realities of parent life while still keeping things fun and sporty.
It is the type of outfit that becomes everyone’s favourite because it looks great and feels even better.
For travel and family outings
Heading out for the day? This tennis baby grow is ideal for travel and adventures. It is soft, easy to move in and gentle against the skin, making it perfect for car journeys, strolls or family days at the park. The tennis ball onesie design adds personality and charm wherever you go.
It is comfort and style that travels with you and your little one effortlessly.
For Christmas and special occasions
When it comes to Christmas gifts, this tennis onesie is a perfect choice. It is festive in spirit but practical enough for everyday use. Parents will appreciate its quality and babies will love its comfort. It is a thoughtful present that fits beautifully into gift hampers or seasonal care packages.
Every tennis baby grow we make is designed to bring a smile, no matter the season.
For anyone who loves tennis
Our funny tennis baby grows are made for families who adore the game. From newborns to proud parents, they capture the fun, passion and warmth that tennis brings into people’s lives. Each tennis onesie is crafted from soft, safe fabric and designed with both comfort and creativity in mind.
Dress your baby in something that celebrates the sport you love and create memories that will last long after the final set.
Design Your Own AI Designed Product
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Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
