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Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire! Funny Tennis Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Serve up the laughs on and off the court with this hilarious tennis-themed hoodie.
Featuring the cheeky slogan "Your game's got more faults than a bad umpire", this one’s for the tennis lovers who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Whether you're courtside, at the club, or lounging after a match, this hoodie brings the banter in style.
Made for adults who appreciate a bit of sporting sarcasm, this black hoodie is soft and cosy and available in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL—because good humour should never be a tight fit.
Product Features
– Bold white slogan print: “Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire.”
– Soft, high-quality fabric with a comfy fleece lining
– Classic black hoodie with drawstring hood and front pouch pocket
– Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, sporty fit
– Machine washable and built to last
– Available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
Perfect for
– Tennis players with a sense of humour
– Club members who enjoy a bit of sideline banter
– Sports lovers who know their faults (and own them)
– A funny gift for coaches, players, or that mate who thinks they’re the next Andy Murray
Don’t let your wardrobe double fault – ace your off-court style with this cracking tennis hoodie.
Add it to your basket now and serve some laughs wherever you go! 🎾
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
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Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire FAQs
What sizes does the hoodie come in?
What sizes does the hoodie come in?
This hoodie is available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. It’s designed with a relaxed fit for maximum comfort – perfect for both post-match lounging and everyday wear.
What colour is the hoodie?
What colour is the hoodie?
The hoodie is available in classic black, making it a versatile wardrobe addition that goes with everything – on or off the court.
Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?
Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?
Yes, it’s a unisex design. Anyone who loves tennis and a bit of cheeky banter will enjoy wearing it, regardless of gender.
How should I wash the hoodie?
How should I wash the hoodie?
For best results, machine wash it inside out at 30°C. Avoid tumble drying and do not iron directly over the printed slogan to keep it looking ace.
Is this hoodie a good gift for tennis lovers?
Is this hoodie a good gift for tennis lovers?
Absolutely! It’s a brilliant gift for tennis enthusiasts, coaches, club mates, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh and loves the game – even if their backhand’s a bit questionable!
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Tennis Hoodie – Your game's got more faults than a bad umpire
If you’re shopping for a tennis fan with a wicked sense of humour, look no further. Our funny tennis hoodie featuring the bold slogan "Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire" is guaranteed to raise a smile both on and off the court.
Whether they’re smashing winners or sending balls into the net, this hoodie is all about celebrating the love of the game – and having a laugh while doing it.
Made from soft, comfortable fabric and finished in sleek black, this unisex hoodie is available in sizes M through to 4XL, making it ideal for tennis lovers of all shapes and sizes.
It’s a standout piece for club socials, training sessions, casual days out, or simply lounging in style.
Who is this hoodie for?
This tennis hoodie is perfect for:
- Passionate tennis players who don’t mind a bit of self-deprecating humour
- Club members who enjoy a good laugh with their teammates
- Coaches who are known for their dry wit
- Tennis fans who want to show off their love of the sport with a cheeky twist
Perfect gift for any occasion
Looking for a present that serves up something different? This hoodie makes a cracking gift for:
- Birthdays for tennis-mad friends or family
- Father’s Day or Mother’s Day for sporty parents
- Christmas stocking fillers with a smile
- End-of-season club awards or thank-you gifts
- Treating yourself – because who says gifts are just for others?
Product features
- Bold printed slogan: "Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire"
- Classic black colourway – timeless and easy to style
- Soft fleece lining for added warmth and comfort
- Front pouch pocket and drawstring hood for a relaxed look
- Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, sporty fit
- Available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
Inject some fun into your tennis wardrobe or surprise your favourite player with a gift that’ll keep them grinning set after set. This hoodie is more than just a bit of banter – it’s a must-have for anyone who lives and breathes the sport.
Add it to your basket today and bring some extra bounce to your next match or meet-up!
Who is this Hoodie good for?
This tennis hoodie is made for players, fans and anyone who loves the game both on and off the court. Designed for warmth, comfort and a touch of humour, it is perfect for early morning practice sessions, casual wear or watching the match from the sidelines. Our tennis sweatshirts and hoodies combine soft fabrics, modern style and tennis inspired designs that make you stand out without trying too hard.
For tennis players
If you spend your weekends chasing forehands and fighting tie breaks, this tennis hoodie was made for you. Lightweight yet warm, it is perfect for warm ups, cool downs and those breezy evenings at the club. The fit allows free movement while keeping you comfortable before, during or after play.
Pair it with shorts or joggers for an easy athletic look that says tennis is not just a sport but a lifestyle.
For casual players
Whether you are new to the game or play for fun, this hoodie tennis design brings comfort and confidence to every session. The material is soft on the skin and breathable enough for light rallies or hitting sessions at the park. It looks great with jeans or tracky bottoms, making it perfect for everyday wear as well.
It is a versatile tennis sweatshirt that works as easily off the court as it does on it.
For tennis fans
If you are the type who knows every tournament schedule by heart, this tennis hoodie is for you. Whether you are watching from the sofa or heading to a live match, it keeps you warm and stylish. The design gives a subtle nod to the sport you love while being casual enough for everyday wear.
It is one of those tennis sweatshirts that make perfect conversation starters among fellow fans.
For tennis dads
Every dad who supports from the stands, organises lifts to matches and knows all the players’ stats deserves a comfortable hoodie. This mens tennis hoodie is practical, soft and built to last through every season. It is ideal for match days, coaching sessions or just relaxing at home with the highlights on.
It is a great gift idea for birthdays, Father’s Day or simply to say thanks for always being courtside.
For tennis mums
For the mums who keep rackets strung, bottles filled and spirits high, this tennis hoodie is a must have. It is soft, flattering and perfect for layering during early morning tournaments or practice sessions. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for wearing over tees or under jackets, keeping you warm without feeling bulky.
It is a tennis sweatshirt that says you love the sport as much as you love cheering on your players.
For club players and teams
Bring a touch of unity to your tennis club with matching tennis hoodies. Comfortable, durable and stylish, they work perfectly for warm ups, travel days and team photos. Each hoodie tennis design blends functionality with classic tennis style, making them ideal for both players and coaches.
Add custom prints or embroidery for a team look that feels professional and personal at the same time.
For coaches and mentors
Coaches deserve a hoodie that can keep up with their day. This tennis hoodie offers a mix of comfort and durability, ideal for long hours on court or in the clubhouse. It moves easily with you and keeps you warm during cool mornings or late evening sessions.
Pair it with track pants for a professional yet relaxed look that shows your love for the game and your players.
For the retro tennis fan
Inspired by timeless courtside style, this tennis sweatshirt brings a touch of vintage flair to modern comfort. The clean design and soft feel make it a wardrobe essential for anyone who appreciates the classic era of tennis. It works well layered over polos or under jackets and pairs easily with denim or sportswear.
It is casual, stylish and perfect for anyone who loves a bit of nostalgic tennis charm.
For the gym and fitness lover
Even when you are off the court, this hoodie tennis design is great for warm ups, cool downs and workouts. The breathable fabric and relaxed fit make it ideal for stretches, cardio or just lounging after a long day. It is the type of tennis hoodie that transitions seamlessly from training to casual life.
Sporty yet simple, it is a piece that works everywhere you go.
For travel and tournaments
When you are on the move between matches or heading to events, this tennis hoodie mens design is the perfect travel companion. Comfortable enough for flights or car journeys, it keeps you warm while still looking sharp. The material holds its shape and feels soft wash after wash, making it a reliable part of your tennis wardrobe.
It is one of those pieces you pack first because you know you will need it.
For birthdays and special gifts
Looking for the perfect present for a tennis lover? This tennis sweatshirt is always a winner. Soft, stylish and full of personality, it suits players, coaches and fans alike. Great for birthdays, Christmas or surprise gifts that actually get worn all year round.
It is a simple yet thoughtful way to celebrate someone’s love for tennis with something practical and personal.
For Christmas and winter
When the season slows down and the weather turns cold, a tennis hoodie keeps the warmth going. Perfect for winter training, indoor sessions or relaxed weekends at home, it adds comfort without sacrificing style. The fleece lining and quality stitching make it a must have for the colder months.
Pair it with jeans, leggings or joggers for an effortlessly cosy tennis inspired look.
For everyday wear
This tennis hoodie is not just for match days. With its relaxed fit and soft finish, it works perfectly for everyday life. Wear it to the café, the gym, the supermarket or just for lounging at home. It is simple, clean and comfortable, blending tennis passion with casual style effortlessly.
It is one of those hoodies you will reach for again and again no matter the season.
For anyone who loves tennis
This tennis hoodie is made for everyone who loves the game. From juniors just starting out to lifelong players who still hit the courts every weekend, it brings warmth, comfort and personality to every outfit. The quality is high, the style is timeless and the fit feels right every time you wear it.
Our tennis hoodies and tennis sweatshirts capture what the sport is all about, energy, focus and a little bit of fun. Wear it proudly and keep the tennis spirit alive wherever you go.
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