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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Serve up the laughs on and off the court with this hilarious tennis-themed hoodie.
Featuring the cheeky slogan "Your game's got more faults than a bad umpire", this one’s for the tennis lovers who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Whether you're courtside, at the club, or lounging after a match, this hoodie brings the banter in style.
Made for adults who appreciate a bit of sporting sarcasm, this black hoodie is soft and cosy and available in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL—because good humour should never be a tight fit.
Product Features
– Bold white slogan print: “Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire.”
– Soft, high-quality fabric with a comfy fleece lining
– Classic black hoodie with drawstring hood and front pouch pocket
– Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, sporty fit
– Machine washable and built to last
– Available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
Perfect for
– Tennis players with a sense of humour
– Club members who enjoy a bit of sideline banter
– Sports lovers who know their faults (and own them)
– A funny gift for coaches, players, or that mate who thinks they’re the next Andy Murray
Don’t let your wardrobe double fault – ace your off-court style with this cracking tennis hoodie.
Add it to your basket now and serve some laughs wherever you go! 🎾
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire FAQs
What sizes does the hoodie come in?

What sizes does the hoodie come in?
This hoodie is available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. It’s designed with a relaxed fit for maximum comfort – perfect for both post-match lounging and everyday wear.
What colour is the hoodie?

What colour is the hoodie?
The hoodie is available in classic black, making it a versatile wardrobe addition that goes with everything – on or off the court.
Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?

Is the hoodie suitable for both men and women?
Yes, it’s a unisex design. Anyone who loves tennis and a bit of cheeky banter will enjoy wearing it, regardless of gender.
How should I wash the hoodie?

How should I wash the hoodie?
For best results, machine wash it inside out at 30°C. Avoid tumble drying and do not iron directly over the printed slogan to keep it looking ace.
Is this hoodie a good gift for tennis lovers?

Is this hoodie a good gift for tennis lovers?
Absolutely! It’s a brilliant gift for tennis enthusiasts, coaches, club mates, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh and loves the game – even if their backhand’s a bit questionable!
Funny Tennis Hoodie – Your game's got more faults than a bad umpire
If you’re shopping for a tennis fan with a wicked sense of humour, look no further. Our funny tennis hoodie featuring the bold slogan "Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire" is guaranteed to raise a smile both on and off the court.
Whether they’re smashing winners or sending balls into the net, this hoodie is all about celebrating the love of the game – and having a laugh while doing it.
Made from soft, comfortable fabric and finished in sleek black, this unisex hoodie is available in sizes M through to 4XL, making it ideal for tennis lovers of all shapes and sizes.
It’s a standout piece for club socials, training sessions, casual days out, or simply lounging in style.
Who is this hoodie for?
This tennis hoodie is perfect for:
- Passionate tennis players who don’t mind a bit of self-deprecating humour
- Club members who enjoy a good laugh with their teammates
- Coaches who are known for their dry wit
- Tennis fans who want to show off their love of the sport with a cheeky twist
Perfect gift for any occasion
Looking for a present that serves up something different? This hoodie makes a cracking gift for:
- Birthdays for tennis-mad friends or family
- Father’s Day or Mother’s Day for sporty parents
- Christmas stocking fillers with a smile
- End-of-season club awards or thank-you gifts
- Treating yourself – because who says gifts are just for others?
Product features
- Bold printed slogan: "Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire"
- Classic black colourway – timeless and easy to style
- Soft fleece lining for added warmth and comfort
- Front pouch pocket and drawstring hood for a relaxed look
- Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, sporty fit
- Available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
Inject some fun into your tennis wardrobe or surprise your favourite player with a gift that’ll keep them grinning set after set. This hoodie is more than just a bit of banter – it’s a must-have for anyone who lives and breathes the sport.
Add it to your basket today and bring some extra bounce to your next match or meet-up!

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