Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire! | Funny Tennis T-Shirt

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Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire! | Funny Tennis T-Shirt

Name: Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire! | Funny Tennis T-Shirt
Brand: Cows Corner
SKU: GD01 - T007 - S
Price: 29.17 GBP
Availability: InStock

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Exclusive Cows Corner design • Premium soft-touch cotton • Printed & dispatched from London

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The Ace Tennis Gift: A winning choice for any player, coach, or fan.
Courtside Comfort: Lightweight, breathable fabric for intense sets or casual wear.
Clubhouse Banter: Witty slogans that serve up a laugh at the club and pub.
Premium UK Quality: Expertly printed to stay match-ready wash after wash.

Printed on Premium Gildan Softstyle T-Shirts

Every Cows Corner T-shirt design is printed on Gildan Softstyle tees made from 100% ringspun cotton, giving you a softer feel against the skin, a smoother finish for sharper prints and a lightweight fit that stays comfortable all day. Modern, durable and made to last, they are perfect for gifting or treating yourself.

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Makes a brilliant gift. Funny, thoughtful and made to last.

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Is This a Great Funny Tennis T-Shirt Gift? (Quick Guide)

Who is this for?

✓The Club Regular: Plays twice a week and still blames the strings.
✓The Competitive Mate: Friendly rally until someone keeps score.
✓The Social Doubles Star: Loves the chat almost as much as the match.
✓The Grand Slam Dreamer: Thinks Centre Court is only one good season away.

What kind of slogans work best?

✓Relatable humour: Double faults, dodgy line calls, “was that out?”.
✓Light banter: Funny enough for the clubhouse, safe enough for family BBQs.
✓Instant recognition: A slogan that lands quicker than a first serve.

Perfect for which occasions?

✓ Birthday: A safe, funny win that beats a generic gift.
✓ Christmas: Ideal for the tennis obsessed.
✓ Tournament celebration: Mark a big win in style.
✓ Club presentation: A light-hearted prize alternative.
✓ Just because: No final required for a good laugh.

When will they wear it?

✓Pre-match warm ups: Casual, comfortable, and on theme.
✓Clubhouse drinks: The perfect post-match outfit.
✓Watching Wimbledon: Sofa, strawberries, and strong opinions.
✓Everyday wear: Easy to style with shorts, joggers, or jeans.

Comfort & quality

✓Soft cotton feel: Comfortable enough for all-day wear.
✓Breathable fabric: Great for active days on or off court.
✓Durable print: Designed to stay sharp wash after wash.

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✓ Orders £50+ Ship Free

✓ 30 Day Money Back Guarantee

✓ Designed & Printed in the UK

✓ Fast Dispatch, 1 to 2 Working Days

Our Cows Corner Story

Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.

Elite On-Court Banter: Features the hilariously cheeky slogan "Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire", making it the ultimate gift to roast your opponents or poke fun at your doubles partner's questionable technique.
Premium All-Day Comfort: Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric for a soft and lightweight feel. This tee ensures all-day comfort whether they are struggling with their service motion, training with the squad, or enjoying a post-match drink.
Modern Athletic Fit: Designed with a versatile unisex cut that offers a stylish look and a relaxed fit for tennis players of all builds. The reinforced seams and durable construction ensure the shirt maintains its structure and style through every missed overhead and match-day challenge.
Expert British Craftsmanship: Professionally printed in the UK using long-lasting, vibrant inks. Each design is built to withstand regular wear and multiple machine washes without fading or cracking, keeping your "fault-finding" joke bold for seasons to come.

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Key Hoodie Features

Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure and warmth.
Taped neck – Reinforces durability and comfort.
Front pouch pocket – Convenient storage and added warmth.

Free Standard Shipping – more details

UK delivery is £4.99, or free on orders over £50. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and usually arrive within 2–4 business days once dispatched. Tracking is provided on all orders.

International delivery is available worldwide with tracked shipping.

Easy Free Returns

If the size isn’t right or you change your mind, get in touch within 30 days and we’ll arrange an exchange or refund.

Printed on Premium Gildan Softstyle T-Shirts

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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.

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About This item

Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.

Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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Three women watching a tennis match on a TV screen in a room with a window view of a tennis court. The lady is wearing a Cows Corner T-shirt with the funny tennis slogan on the front that reads 'Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire' Cows Corner gifts are perfect for sport-mad fans, these gifts work brilliantly for birthdays, new baby celebrations, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Christmas, anniversaries, thank you gifts, end-of-season team awards, graduations, retirements, and just-because moments.

£29.17

~~£38.90~~ £29.17

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Serve up some serious banter with this hilarious tennis-themed T-shirt.

Whether you're smashing it on the court or spectating from the sidelines, this tee is made for players and fans who love a good laugh with their lobs and rallies.

Featuring the cheeky slogan "Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire", it's perfect for stirring up some light-hearted rivalry at the club or during a weekend knockabout.

This black T-shirt comes in a full range of adult sizes from M to 4XL, offering a comfortable fit for every tennis joker.

Product Features
• Classic unisex fit in soft, breathable fabric
• Printed with durable, high-quality vinyl
• Available in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
• Colour: Black
• Easy to wash, wear, and wind up your mates

Perfect for
• Tennis players with a sense of humour
• Club members who like to keep the banter flowing
• Birthday or Christmas gifts for tennis lovers
• Anyone who's ever questioned the umpire’s eyesight

Make your mates laugh before the first serve – grab yours today and let the games (and jokes) begin!

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.

Shipment method	Estimated delivery time
EVRi/DPD/DHL	2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.

Shipment method	Estimated delivery time
DHL Express	EU 3-5 business days Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

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Designed to Last

Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner T-shirt is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton blend, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a T-shirt, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Funny and Personal

Cows Corner T-shirts bring humour and personality to everyday style. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to get a smile. They’re soft, comfortable, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re treating yourself or finding the ideal fun gift for someone special, a Cows Corner T-shirt adds that personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.

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Comfortable All Day Long

Our Cows Corner T-shirts are made for comfort, laughter, and everyday wear. Each one feels soft and breathable from the moment you put it on, keeping its shape wash after wash. Whether you're out and about, relaxing at home, or sharing a laugh with friends, our tees are made to feel good and look even better, fun, relaxed, and unmistakably Cows Corner.

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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.

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T-shirt Care Guide

To keep your T-shirt looking its best for as long as possible, it’s important to follow a simple wash care routine. Always wash it at 30° to protect the fabric and preserve the colour, and turn it inside out before it goes into the machine so the outside stays smooth and vibrant. Washing with similar colours helps prevent any unwanted colour transfer, keeping your T-shirt looking clean and crisp. Once washed, avoid the tumble dryer altogether and let it air dry naturally, which is much gentler on the fibres and helps maintain the shape and feel of the garment. By giving it this bit of extra care, your T-shirt will stay comfortable, reliable, and ready to wear time and time again.

Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire FAQs

What sizes does this T-shirt come in?

This T-shirt is available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. It’s a unisex fit, so ideal for both men and women who love a bit of tennis banter.

Is the fit true to size?

Yes, the T-shirt offers a classic fit that’s true to size. If you prefer a looser feel, we recommend going up a size.

What is the T-shirt made from?

The T-shirt is made from soft, breathable fabric that’s comfortable enough for everyday wear – whether you’re courtside or lounging at home.

Will the print fade or peel?

No – the slogan is printed using high-quality, long-lasting vinyl that holds up well in the wash. Just follow the care instructions to keep it looking sharp.

Is this suitable as a gift?

Absolutely – it makes a brilliant gift for any tennis player or fan who enjoys a good laugh. Great for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because.

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Your Game’s Got More Faults Than a Bad Umpire – Funny Tennis T-Shirt

If you love tennis and never miss a chance for a cheeky bit of courtside banter, this T-shirt is for you. With the bold slogan "Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire" printed front and centre, it’s guaranteed to get a few laughs—whether you’re playing doubles on a Sunday morning or watching the finals with mates.

Designed for adults who appreciate the lighter side of the game, this T-shirt combines comfort, quality, and personality. Made for tennis fans, players, and jokers alike, it’s available in sizes M through to 4XL, so there’s a perfect fit for everyone.

The classic black colour pairs well with jeans, shorts, or joggers, making it a wardrobe favourite both on and off the court.

Product Features

Premium quality black T-shirt with a witty tennis slogan
Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
Classic unisex fit – ideal for men and women
Durable vinyl print that holds up in the wash
Available in sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL

Perfect For

Tennis players with a sense of humour
Club regulars and weekend warriors
Coaches, captains, and court jesters
Fans of Wimbledon, club tournaments, or Sunday league matches
Gifting occasions: Birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, Secret Santa, end-of-season thank-yous

Whether you're buying it for yourself or gifting it to the tennis fanatic in your life, this T-shirt serves up style and sarcasm in equal measure.

Order now and bring some ace energy to your wardrobe or gift box!

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Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire! | Funny Tennis T-Shirt

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Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire FAQs

What sizes does this T-shirt come in?

Is the fit true to size?

What is the T-shirt made from?

Will the print fade or peel?

Is this suitable as a gift?

Why Cows Corner?

Your Game’s Got More Faults Than a Bad Umpire – Funny Tennis T-Shirt

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