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  • Celebrate the Genuine Spirit of Pub Darts: Featuring the cheeky "Behind Every Great Darts Player Is An Empty Pint Glass" quote this hoodie perfectly captures the relatable banter of local league nights and makes an instant connection with fellow players.
  • Heavyweight Thermal Protection for Cold Venues: Engineered with a thick soft touch cotton blend and a plush inner lining this garment provides essential insulation to keep your muscles warm and ready during long tournament waits in drafty pubs.
  • Optimized Unisex Cut for Precision Throwing: Designed with a generous but structured fit and flexible ribbed cuffs this hoodie ensures you have the unrestricted shoulder and arm movement required to maintain a consistent high scoring throwing action.
  • Resilient UK Print Quality for Constant Wear: Every hoodie is professionally printed at our UK headquarters using premium crack resistant inks that maintain their sharp detail and vibrant contrast through endless match nights and heavy machine washing.

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.

That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.

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Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
  • Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
  • Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
  • Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
  • 2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

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About This item

  • Cotton Faced Fabric - Our funny printed hoodies are made from high-quality cotton-faced fabric, providing a smooth, soft surface that’s perfect for vibrant, long-lasting prints. This fabric ensures that designs remain crisp and eye-catching, making your hoodie stand out with bold graphics and witty slogans. The cotton face also adds a luxurious feel, making it comfortable to wear all day, whether you're lounging at home or making a statement out and about.
  • Brushed Back Fleece – Nothing beats the warmth and comfort of brushed back fleece, and that’s exactly what our hoodies deliver. The inside of the hoodie features a soft, plush fleece lining that provides extra insulation while remaining lightweight. This makes it an ideal choice for chilly days, keeping you snug without feeling heavy or bulky. The fleece backing not only enhances warmth but also adds to the hoodie’s overall softness. It’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for time and time again—whether you're braving the cold, enjoying a lazy weekend, or simply layering up for a casual look. The brushed texture also enhances breathability, ensuring you stay comfortable whether indoors or outdoors.
  • Raglan Sleeves - Designed for both style and ease of movement, our hoodies feature classic raglan sleeves. This design extends the sleeve up to the collar, creating a relaxed, sporty look while allowing greater freedom of motion. It’s perfect for those who love an effortlessly casual fit or need a hoodie that moves with them throughout the day. The raglan sleeve construction also enhances durability, reducing seam strain in the shoulder area. Whether you're lounging, layering up, or out and about, this design keeps things comfortable without restricting your range of motion. Plus, it adds a subtle athletic touch, making our hoodies not just funny, but functional too!
  • Lined Hood with Cross Neck Detail - A hoodie isn't complete without a cozy hood, and ours is lined for extra warmth and structure. The lining enhances durability and ensures a comfortable feel against the skin, while also giving the hood a premium, finished look. No flimsy, misshapen hoods here—just a perfectly structured one that sits well whether up or down. The cross-neck detail adds an extra design touch, giving your hoodie a unique and modern look. This stylish overlap at the neckline not only enhances the overall appearance but also provides additional warmth by keeping drafts at bay. Whether you wear it for warmth or just to complete your outfit, this hood has both fashion and function covered.
  • Taped Neck - The taped neck feature in our hoodies adds both comfort and durability. A soft fabric strip is sewn along the inside seam at the back of the neckline, preventing irritation and reinforcing the structure. This means no scratchy seams, just a smooth and comfortable feel against your skin. Beyond comfort, the taped neck also enhances the hoodie's longevity. By reinforcing the seam, it reduces the risk of stretching or fraying over time, ensuring your hoodie maintains its perfect fit and structure even after repeated wear and washes. It’s a small but mighty feature that makes a big difference in quality.
  • Half Moon Back Yoke - A hidden detail that contributes to both fit and durability, the half-moon back yoke adds reinforcement to the upper back section of the hoodie. This extra fabric piece helps maintain the hoodie's shape while providing a smoother, more comfortable fit across the shoulders. Not only does this feature improve the overall structure of the hoodie, but it also gives a high-quality, finished look inside. It’s a subtle yet significant design choice that elevates the hoodie beyond basic styles, ensuring you get the perfect balance of comfort, durability, and premium craftsmanship.
  • Front Pouch Pocket - A hoodie essential, the front pouch pocket is as practical as it is cozy. Designed for both functionality and warmth, it provides a convenient space to store small items like your phone, keys, or wallet while on the go. And, of course, it doubles as the perfect hand-warmer for those colder days! The reinforced stitching ensures durability, so whether you’re using the pocket for storage or just to keep your hands warm, it holds up without sagging. Plus, the clean, well-structured design makes sure it sits flush against the hoodie, maintaining a stylish and streamlined look.
  • 2x2 Cotton/Elastane Ribbed Cuffs and Hem - Comfort meets flexibility with the 2x2 cotton/elastane ribbed cuffs and hem. This design ensures a snug but comfortable fit, keeping the sleeves and hem in place without feeling restrictive. Whether you're on the move or lounging, the ribbed edges provide just the right amount of stretch for an effortless fit. In addition to providing a better fit, the ribbed cuffs and hem enhance durability by preventing fraying and stretching over time. This means your hoodie stays looking great and feeling comfortable for longer, no matter how often you wear it. It’s the perfect blend of style, function, and long-lasting quality.

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Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner hoodie is built to last. From the smooth, high-quality print to the durable cotton blend fabric, it’s designed to handle everyday wear while keeping its shape and softness. More than just a hoodie, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.

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Cows Corner hoodies combine humour and personality in every stitch. Each design brings a playful twist to everyday wear, featuring witty slogans and clever sports-inspired phrases that make people smile. They’re not just warm and comfortable, they’re conversation starters that show off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re buying one for yourself or as a fun, thoughtful gift for someone special, a Cows Corner hoodie adds a personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.

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Our Cows Corner hoodies are designed to keep you warm, comfortable, and ready for anything. With a soft brushed interior and a relaxed fit, they’re perfect for chilly mornings, laid-back weekends, or everyday wear. The fabric feels smooth on the outside and cosy on the inside, giving you that all-day comfort you’ll never want to take off.

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.

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This Funny Darts Hoodie featuring the quote ‘Behind Every Great Darts Player Is An Empty Pint Glass’ is the perfect choice for anyone who loves the thrill of the oche and a good laugh down the pub.

It’s made for those who take their darts seriously but don’t mind poking fun at themselves or their mates after a few too many double attempts. Whether you’re a weekend league player or a regular at your local, this hoodie celebrates the lighter side of the game that makes darts such a social sport.

Product Features:
- Premium quality print that won’t fade, even after endless washes
- Soft cotton-blend fabric for warmth and comfort on chilly evenings
- Adjustable drawstring hood and a roomy front pouch pocket
- Classic fit available in a range of sizes
- Available in black for that timeless darts look

Perfect For:
- Darts lovers who live for friendly competition and banter
- Pub regulars who know that practice makes perfect (and pints make legends)
- Birthdays, Christmas, or just because gifts for mates and family who love a laugh
- Sunday league players and anyone who’s ever shouted “One hundred and eighty!” after two treble ones

This hoodie isn’t just about comfort; it’s about personality. It’s the kind of gift that gets worn with pride at the pub, on match night, or during those all-important practice sessions in the shed. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or a darts-obsessed mate, this funny hoodie will raise a smile every time it’s worn.

Grab yours today and show everyone that behind every great darts player really is an empty pint glass!

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Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

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*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

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UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

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All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

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Hoodie Care Guide

To keep your hoodie looking fresh and feeling premium, always wash it inside out at 30°C with similar colours, then hang it up to air dry naturally rather than using a tumble dryer. If it needs an iron, use a cool setting and avoid going over any prints or embroidery. Steer clear of bleach, harsh detergents, and dry cleaning to protect the fabric. This jumper is made from heavyweight cotton-rich material, so with the right care it will stay comfortable, durable, and ready to serve you time and time again.

Behind Every Great Darts Player FAQs


What sizes is the Funny Darts Hoodie available in?

The hoodie comes in a full range of unisex sizes, from Small to 3XL. It's a classic fit, so it's true to size for most people. If you prefer a looser look, we recommend sizing up.

Will the printed quote fade in the wash?

No. The print is made using high-quality, durable materials designed to stay sharp and bold, even after multiple washes.

Is this hoodie machine washable?

Absolutely. For best results, turn it inside out before washing and follow the care instructions on the label. We recommend a 30-degree wash and avoiding tumble drying to keep it looking its best.

Who is the Funny Darts Hoodie a good gift for?

It’s perfect for darts players, pub regulars, league teammates, or anyone who enjoys a bit of sporting humour. It’s ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, or just because.

Is the Funny Darts Hoodie officially licensed or a novelty design?

This hoodie is an original Cows Corner design, created to celebrate darts culture and pub humour. It’s not affiliated with any official darts organisations or players, but it captures the fun and spirit of the game perfectly.

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Funny Darts Hoodie with Pub Banter Style – Shop Online Now

The Funny Darts Hoodie is the ultimate mix of comfort, humour and darts pride. Featuring the cheeky quote ‘Behind Every Great Darts Player Is An Empty Pint Glass’, this hoodie is made for players who enjoy the oche as much as the pint. Whether you're aiming for a bullseye or holding up the bar, it brings a laugh to every darts night.

Made for Players Who Love a Laugh

At Cows Corner, we know darts is about more than just the game. It's about mates, missed doubles, and pub banter. This hoodie is perfect for anyone who plays in a local league, has a board in their shed or garage, or just likes to shout out scores louder than their aim deserves. It celebrates the funny side of a sport that always brings people together.

Made from a soft cotton-blend fabric, this hoodie keeps you warm on cool nights and during long sessions in the pub when missing the doubles. The adjustable drawstring hood and roomy front pocket add to its comfort and practicality. It’s available in black for that classic darts look that works every time.

Comfort and Quality You Can Count On

This hoodie isn’t just about laughs, it’s made to last. The premium print won’t fade, even after many washes, and the fit is made to suit all sizes. Whether you’re wearing it on match night or lounging at home, it’s built for regular use and still looks fresh week after week.

The Perfect Gift for the Darts-Mad Mate

Looking for a gift that’s original, funny and actually useful? This Funny Darts Hoodie is ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or just because. It's a great shout for dads, uncles, team captains, or that one mate who always thinks their next dart will be the one. With an affordable price and strong value, it’s a safe bet that hits the mark.

With limited stock available for a limited time, now’s the best moment to grab one. Whether you’re treating yourself or buying for someone else, this hoodie brings the laughs and comfort in equal measure. Order today and make someone’s darts night even better.

Why Shop with Cows Corner

At Cows Corner, we do things differently. We create funny, original products for people who want to show off their personality. With in-house UK printing and a focus on quality, we make sure every hoodie, tee or mug delivers on style, comfort and a proper sense of humour. Our sports-themed collections are made for fans who love banter as much as the game itself.

From football and rugby to cricket, golf and now darts, we’re building a collection that speaks your language. This Funny Darts Hoodie is part of that mission – and we’re just getting started.

Product Details

  • Quote print: ‘Behind Every Great Darts Player Is An Empty Pint Glass’
  • High-quality print that stays sharp after many washes
  • Soft and warm cotton blend for daily wear
  • Adjustable hood with spacious front pocket
  • Classic fit in a range of sizes
  • Available in black – the unofficial colour of darts nights

Order Today – Limited Stock Available

Ready to add some fun to your darts night? Shop online now and get this Funny Darts Hoodie delivered straight to your door. Whether it’s for a mate or for yourself, it’s a solid choice for comfort, humour and darts style.

Available now with quick delivery, secure checkout and strong value for money. Don’t miss your chance to grab this new arrival while it’s still in stock. Order today and wear it with pride on match night or pub night alike.

Who and when are these Funny Darts Hoodie products perfect for

Birthdays

A Funny Darts Hoodie makes a brilliant birthday present for sports lovers of all ages. Whether it's for kids just discovering darts or adults who never miss a night at the oche, birthday gifts with a humorous twist always go down well. Pair a hoodie with a matching mug or card for a themed surprise that stands out from the usual birthday bundle. With sizes for everyone and a joke that hits the mark, it’s a winning option for friends and family alike.

Christmas

Christmas is one of the biggest moments in the gifting calendar, and sports-themed presents are always popular. A Funny Darts Hoodie adds a personal and playful touch under the tree. Perfect for mates, partners, or pub team captains, this hoodie offers both warmth and humour during the festive season. Add a darts-themed mug or print for a thoughtful and affordable bundle. Available to shop online now with quick delivery and great value.

Father’s Day

Every year, Father’s Day brings a chance to show appreciation with something different. A Funny Darts Hoodie is ideal for dads who spend their Sundays at the dartboard or evenings down the pub with their team when they should be doing the bedtime routine. From serious players to casual fans, the design is both relatable and amusing. Add to that a low price and secure checkout, and it’s a present that lands perfectly for dad’s special day.

Mother’s Day

Sporty mums are increasingly proud of their passions, whether they’re cheering from the sidelines or playing themselves. For darts-loving mums or those who love a bit of pub banter, a Funny Darts Hoodie makes a fresh and fun gift. It’s a unique alternative to the usual flowers and chocolates, combining comfort, character and sport all in one go. With a classic fit and premium feel, it's a thoughtful choice for the mums who do it all.

Graduations

Mark the milestone of finishing school, college or university with a keepsake that reflects the graduate’s personality. A Funny Darts Hoodie is a smart and lighthearted gift for someone who’s balanced their studies with a love for sport. Whether they’re heading into the working world or still chasing that perfect checkout, this hoodie adds humour and heart to the celebration.

End-of-Season Awards

When the final match is played and the league table’s complete, a Funny Darts Hoodie is a brilliant way to celebrate the season. Coaches, players and parents can use them as part of end-of-season gifts that say thank you with a smile. It’s a great way to remember a year of competition, camaraderie and countless pints. Add to cart now for a team gift that’s both practical and funny.

Thank You Coach Gifts

Grassroots sport relies on dedicated coaches, and a personalised hoodie like this one makes an excellent appreciation gift. Ideal for darts team managers or those who always bring the chalk, it’s a nod to their effort and humour. Combine it with a matching mug or framed quote for a complete thank you that they’ll wear with pride on match night.

Team Wins or Promotions

Winning a league or earning promotion calls for a proper celebration. A Funny Darts Hoodie is a perfect memento of a season well played. Gift one to each team member, or present it to the standout performer who made the difference. It’s a comfortable, high-quality reminder of a job well done, available for quick delivery and ready to be worn to the next pub night.

Anniversaries

For couples who bonded over a shared love of sport or evenings spent at the local, a Funny Darts Hoodie is a fun twist on traditional anniversary gifts. Perfect for partners who know the joy of both a treble twenty and a double gin, it brings personality and nostalgia to the occasion. Add a pint glass or wall print to make it a complete bundle.

Valentine’s Day

Romantic? Maybe not. Memorable? Definitely. Valentine’s Day gifts don’t have to be all roses and hearts, sometimes just sometimes, a darts-themed hoodie does the job better. Whether it’s a joke between partners or a clever nod to how you met, this gift says you understand their love for sport and laughter. Order online and get yours in time for a proper February surprise.

Retirement

For players or fans hanging up their arrows, a Funny Darts Hoodie offers a send-off that’s both respectful and light-hearted. It’s ideal for someone retiring (tennis elbow) from work or the local league, capturing the fun they’ve had on and off the oche. With an easy fit and premium feel, it’s a gift they’ll appreciate as they settle into their next chapter.

New Baby Arrivals

Sporty parents love passing on their passions, and a darts-themed hoodie can be a brilliant gift to pair with baby grows or kidswear. Great for new dads or mums who already dream of raising the next world champ, it’s a practical and funny gift that brings sport into those early days. Look out for bundle offers that include matching baby items.

First Match or Tournament

Mark a child’s or young adult’s first big darts moment with a hoodie that shows support and pride. Whether it's a club debut or a county tournament, this hoodie makes the day even more memorable. Shop now for a gift they’ll wear before and after the match with a big grin.

Good Luck Gifts

A good luck gift can be just the boost a player needs before a big event. A Funny Darts Hoodie offers comfort and confidence all in one. Perfect before a tournament, trials or new club debut, it’s a thoughtful way to say you believe in them — and that darts should always be fun.

Thank You / Appreciation Gifts

Volunteers, supportive parents and long-time teammates deserve recognition too. A hoodie like this is a simple but meaningful gift for those who help make every season possible. With a clear message and practical use, it’s one of the best value thank you gifts available online today.

Housewarming

Moving into a new home often calls for something fun and personal. A Funny Darts Hoodie is a light-hearted housewarming present for someone who loves their sport and their down time. It’s an easy way to bring comfort, humour and a touch of personality into their new space.

Weddings or Engagements

For couples united by sport, a darts-themed hoodie is an unexpected and funny gift. Whether it’s for the groom, the bride, or the best man who always misses doubles, it adds a bit of cheek to the celebrations. Combine it with other Cows Corner products for a unique gift set.

Get Well Soon Gifts

If someone’s recovering from an injury or illness, cheering them up with a hoodie that speaks to their passion can go a long way. The Funny Darts Hoodie adds warmth and a smile, even if they can’t play for a while. Order today and help lift their spirits in style.

Graduating from Junior to Senior Level

Stepping up in sport is a big deal, and a hoodie like this makes for a great congratulatory gift. Recognise the hard work and progress of a young darts player moving up the ranks with a hoodie that keeps them motivated and laughing at the same time.

Just Because

You don’t always need a reason to give a great gift. A Funny Darts Hoodie is a perfect spontaneous present that shows you know what makes them smile. From a random Tuesday pick-me-up to a thoughtful surprise before a match, it’s a quick, affordable win. Shop the collection online now and choose from a growing range of designs.

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Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions

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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?

Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.

Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

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Funny Sports Mugs

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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.

Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.

Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

Sip With a Smile
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T-shirt With a Smile

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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.

With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.

Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

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