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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If fantasy football banter is your thing and your team selections are a weekly exercise in regret, this hoodie says exactly what every manager has shouted at their phone at some point. Featuring the brutally honest slogan “I Bench Goals and Start W*ankers”, it perfectly sums up the pain of watching your bench haul points while your starters do absolutely nothing. It is sharp, cheeky and unapologetically real, making it a brilliant gift for anyone who loves fantasy football and can laugh at themselves when it all goes wrong.
Designed for comfort as well as comedy, this funny fantasy football hoodie is ideal for deadline days, live matches and group chat wind-ups. Whether it is worn around mates, at the pub or on the sofa while questioning yet another captain choice, it delivers instant laughs and total relatability. Available in black, yellow and red, it stands out just as much as the message on the front.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable hoodie that is perfect for everyday wear
• Bold and high-quality print with a slogan every fantasy football player understands
• Relaxed fit that works for match days, weekends and casual wear
• Available in black, yellow and red to suit different styles and personalities
• Made to last, even through a full season of fantasy football pain
Perfect for
• Fantasy football players who live for the banter
• Mates who always make the wrong team selection
• League rivals who can take a joke
• Birthday gifts, Christmas presents or end of season punishments
• Anyone who takes fantasy football seriously but not themselves
If you are looking for a gift that will get a laugh, spark conversation and perfectly capture the chaos of fantasy football, this hoodie ticks every box.
It is honest, funny and painfully relatable, making it a guaranteed winner for any fantasy football fan who knows the struggle all too well.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
The slogan is professionally printed using high quality methods to ensure it stays bold and does not peel or crack.
Absolutely. It has a relaxed unisex fit that works for everyone who loves a bit of football banter.
Yes, it runs true to size with a relaxed fit. If you prefer a looser look, consider going one size up.
Yes, this design is part of a limited drop and may not be restocked once sold out.
Yes, you can. Just enter the recipient’s details at checkout and we will send it directly to them with no pricing included.
For anyone searching for a funny fantasy football hoodie that captures the chaos of gameweek regrets, this design delivers laughs and total honesty in one bold statement. Featuring the brutally accurate slogan “I Bench Goals and Start W*ankers”, it’s the perfect expression of the frustration every fantasy football manager knows too well.
Whether it’s worn in the pub during Super Sunday, lounging on the sofa mid-meltdown or during the weekly scroll through team points, this hoodie keeps the banter alive. The relaxed fit and soft fabric make it a go-to choice for match days, casual weekends or winding up mates in the group chat. Available in standout shades of black, yellow and red, it’s a statement piece that doesn’t hold back.
This funny fantasy football hoodie is more than just a punchline. It’s made for everyday wear with a soft-touch finish that delivers comfort from kick-off to full time. The high-quality slogan print is made to last through the highs and lows of the fantasy season, no matter how many points your bench hauls.
Available in multiple colours, this hoodie brings versatility and personality to any football fan’s wardrobe. Its easy fit and durable construction means it stands up to wear, wash and another round of poor captain choices. It’s the ideal blend of humour and practicality for fans who love their fantasy football and don’t mind admitting when it all goes wrong.
Looking for a unique gift idea? This hoodie is perfect for mates who always bottle it, rivals who love a laugh or the one person in your league who thinks they’re a tactical genius. With a price that offers real value and a design that’s guaranteed to spark conversation, it’s a top choice for birthdays, Christmas, or end of season punishments. Shop online now and get yours while it's in stock. This is a new arrival and available for a limited time only.
It’s not just for gifting either. Treat yourself to something that says exactly what you’re thinking on deadline day. With quick delivery and a secure checkout, it’s never been easier to upgrade your match day look. Check price and order today to avoid missing out.
At Cows Corner, we understand football fans because we are football fans. Our sports-themed products are made to celebrate the ups, the downs and the absolute disasters that make the game what it is. We bring real humour to wearable designs, always keeping things fresh, funny and totally relatable.
We print and ship all products directly from our UK base, ensuring every order is handled with care, delivered fast and made to the highest standard. This hoodie is no exception. It’s part of a growing collection of premium football-inspired designs that speak the language of real fans everywhere.
Whether you’re after a hilarious hoodie for yourself or a one-off gift that hits the mark, this funny fantasy football hoodie is the one to get. Add to cart now and let the banter begin.
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