Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If fantasy football banter is your thing and your team selections are a weekly exercise in regret, this T-shirt says exactly what every manager has shouted at their phone at some point. Featuring the brutally honest slogan “I Bench Goals and Start W*ankers”, it perfectly sums up the pain of watching your bench haul points while your starters do absolutely nothing. It is sharp, cheeky and unapologetically real, making it a must have for anyone who takes fantasy football seriously but can still laugh at themselves when it all goes wrong.
Designed as a gift that instantly gets a reaction, this funny fantasy football T-shirt is ideal for league mates, group chat wind-ups and anyone who lives for deadline day drama. Available in black, red and yellow, it is bold enough to stand out while staying easy to wear, whether you are watching the matches, checking live scores or explaining why this week was definitely just bad luck.
Product Features
• Soft and comfortable fabric that is ideal for everyday wear
• Bold slogan print that delivers instant fantasy football banter
• Classic fit that works for match days, weekends and casual wear
• Available in black, red and yellow to suit different styles
• Easy to pair with jeans, shorts or joggers
Perfect for
• Fantasy football players who constantly make the wrong decisions
• Mates who love banter and can take a joke about their team
• League rivals who always have an excuse ready
• Birthday, Christmas or end-of-season fantasy football gifts
• Anyone who knows the pain of benching the wrong player
If you are looking for a gift that guarantees laughs and instant recognition from anyone who plays fantasy football, this T-shirt delivers every time. It is funny, relatable and painfully accurate, making it the perfect addition to any fantasy manager’s wardrobe.
Grab one now and let everyone know that your fantasy football misery is at least good for a laugh.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
You can choose from black, red or yellow, depending on your personal style or the message you want to send.
The slogan is printed using high quality inks that stay bold and clear after washing.
Yes, we offer a hassle free return and exchange policy. Please refer to our returns page for details.
Wash inside out at 30 degrees with similar colours. Avoid tumble drying and iron on reverse if needed.
Yes, it is perfect for birthdays, secret Santa gifts, end of season banter or just to wind up a mate in your league.
If fantasy football heartbreak feels all too familiar, this funny fantasy football t-shirt will feel like therapy. Whether you’re known for bold punts or last-minute captain changes that backfire spectacularly, this design lets you laugh through the pain. Made for those who take the game seriously but know when to laugh at themselves, it’s your new favourite way to explain that bench boost disaster without saying a word.
Featuring the sharp and unfiltered slogan “I Bench Goals and Start W*ankers”, this t-shirt captures the emotional rollercoaster of Sunday evenings spent staring at live scores in disbelief. It’s honest, cheeky and unashamedly real. Whether worn during match day catch-ups, post-deadline debates, or Monday morning commutes filled with regret, this one earns instant respect from every fantasy football player who’s ever sworn at their phone.
At Cows Corner, we understand the highs and lows of fantasy football. That’s why we made this t-shirt with everyday comfort in mind. The soft cotton blend sits nicely against the skin, while the classic fit makes it easy to style with joggers, shorts or jeans. Available in black, red and yellow, it offers bold colour options without shouting over the design itself.
This funny fantasy football t-shirt isn’t just a throwaway joke. It’s a conversation starter, a group chat stirrer and a relatable nod to everyone who gambled on form over fixtures. Whether you’re explaining your transfer strategy or just need a laugh after your bench outscores your starting eleven, it’s here for you.
Looking to buy something for the league rival who always blames the algorithm? Or the mate who triple captained a benchwarmer? This t-shirt is an ideal birthday, Christmas or end-of-season present for anyone in your league. It’s especially popular as a group chat joke gift or a wind-up for the smug league leader who’s just winging it.
Available now in multiple sizes, it makes a strong impression without breaking the bank. For anyone after a low price, high-value laugh, this one delivers. With limited stock left during our current sale, now is the time to shop online and get yours.
Every football season brings fresh hope and familiar disappointment. At Cows Corner, we celebrate both. This funny fantasy football t-shirt is made for managers who’ve benched hauls, missed deadlines and still believe next week is their week. Whether you're looking to order today for yourself or find a deal for a mate, this design makes fantasy pain worth it.
Check price, shop the collection or get offer while it’s still in stock. Fast delivery and a bit of self-deprecating humour are just a few clicks away.
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