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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Serve up some serious style with our hilarious tennis hoodie, which is bound to turn heads on and off the court.
Featuring the bold slogan ‘This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses’, this hoodie is made for tennis lovers who enjoy a bit of banter with their backhand.
Whether you're smashing aces, spectating from the stands, or just love tennis as much as a cheeky comeback, this hoodie ticks all the boxes for comfort, warmth, and laugh-out-loud charm.
It's the perfect blend of sporty sass and off-court comfort. It's available in classic white and in a full range of adult sizes, from M to 4XL.
Product Features
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White hoodie with bold, funny tennis slogan
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Soft, comfortable fabric ideal for casual wear
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Generous size range: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
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Drawstring hood and roomy front pocket
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Designed and printed in the UK
Perfect For
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Tennis players who love a bit of courtside humour
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Coaches with a sharp wit
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Spectators who appreciate the lighter side of the game
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Anyone who serves banter just as well as they serve balls
Ready to serve some style?
Get your hands on this ace of a hoodie – because excuses belong in the bin, not the baseline.
Order yours today and bring the banter wherever you go!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
This Court Ain't Big Enough For Your Excuses FAQs
What sizes are available in this hoodie?
What sizes are available in this hoodie?
This hoodie comes in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL. It's designed for a relaxed, comfortable fit – ideal for both on and off the court.
Is the hoodie unisex?
Is the hoodie unisex?
Yes, it’s a unisex design, suitable for anyone who loves tennis and a bit of cheeky humour.
What colour does the hoodie come in?
What colour does the hoodie come in?
At the moment, this design is available in white – clean, crisp, and perfect for making the slogan stand out.
Is the design printed in the UK?
Is the design printed in the UK?
Yes, all our hoodies are printed right here in the UK, using high-quality materials to ensure long-lasting wear and a print that won’t fade after a few washes.
Can I wash the hoodie in the machine?
Can I wash the hoodie in the machine?
Absolutely. Just pop it in the wash at 30°C, turn it inside out to protect the print, and avoid tumble drying if possible to keep it looking fresh.
Funny Tennis Hoodie – This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses
Serve up unbeatable style and side-splitting banter with our bestselling tennis hoodie. Designed for adults who love the game and appreciate a bit of courtside humour, this bold and brilliantly funny hoodie makes a statement before you’ve even hit your first shot.
Featuring the eye-catching slogan ‘This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses’, this is more than just a comfy hoodie – it’s a talking point.
Whether you're on the court, in the clubhouse or out and about, this hoodie delivers warmth, comfort and a solid backhand of personality.
Who’s it for?
This hoodie is ideal for:
- Tennis players who take their game seriously – but not themselves
- Coaches and tennis captains with a sharp sense of humour
- Social players and club members who live for the post-match banter
- Sports fans who appreciate a witty slogan and relaxed fit
The perfect gift for any occasion
Looking for a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile? This hoodie is a fantastic choice for birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Christmas, end-of-season tennis socials, or simply as a surprise for someone who deserves a little tennis-themed treat. Whether they play, coach or just love watching Wimbledon with a cuppa, this is a unique and practical gift that’ll get plenty of wear.
Product Features
- Classic white hoodie with bold tennis slogan
- Available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL
- Soft-touch fabric for all-day comfort
- Drawstring hood and spacious front pouch pocket
- Printed in the UK using high-quality, durable inks
Game, set and match! Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to the tennis fanatic in your life, this hoodie delivers on comfort, quality and laughs.
Don’t miss your shot – order now and bring the banter to your wardrobe.

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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