Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Soft, stylish and packed with personality, the ideal present for birthdays, Christmas and everyday laughs.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If fantasy football banter is your love language and brutal honesty is part of the fun, this hoodie pulls absolutely no punches. Featuring the unapologetic slogan “You’re Utter Dogsh*t at Fantasy Football”, it is made for players who can laugh at disastrous captain picks, hopeless transfers and mates who talk big before finishing bottom of the league. Whether it is worn on deadline day or while winding up the group chat, this hoodie delivers straight talking humour that every fantasy football addict will recognise.
Designed as a gift that guarantees laughs, this hoodie is all about comfort, confidence and classic fantasy football banter. Available in white, Yellow and red, it is bold enough to stand out while keeping things relaxed and wearable all season long.
Product Features
• Soft, comfortable fabric that is ideal for match days and everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that works perfectly layered or worn on its own
• Durable print designed to handle regular wear and washing
• Available in white, Yellow and red
• Designed for fans of fantasy football who appreciate savage humour
Perfect for
• Fantasy football players who can take a joke
• Mates who finish bottom of the league year after year
• Birthday gifts, Christmas presents or end of season banter
• Office leagues, pub leagues and group chats full of opinions
• Anyone who loves football humour without filters
If you are looking for a gift that will get laughs before the wrapping paper even hits the floor, this hoodie delivers every time. Comfortable, bold and packed with fantasy football attitude, it is the kind of hoodie that gets worn proudly week after week.
Add it to your basket and give someone a reminder they will never forget, fantasy football banter has never looked this good.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
This t-shirt is available in white, yellow and red. Each one has been picked to make sure the bold slogan stands out.
No. The design uses high quality printing techniques to ensure it remains bold and clear even after regular washes.
Yes, this is a brilliant gift for anyone who loves fantasy football and can take a joke. Ideal for birthdays, Christmas or just for a bit of banter.
Absolutely. It is designed to be worn to games, at home, or down the pub on match day. It is all about showing your football humour wherever you are.
This design is part of a limited drop so availability may not last long. Once it is gone, it may not return.
If your fantasy football league is less about strategy and more about savaging your mates, this funny fantasy football t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Designed with pure banter energy and absolutely no mercy, the unapologetic slogan “You’re Utter Dogsh*t at Fantasy Football” calls it exactly how it is. Whether worn at the pub on deadline day or while lighting up the group chat, it brings bold humour to every gameweek disaster.
At Cows Corner, we believe fantasy football should be as entertaining off the pitch as it is on. This t-shirt was made for the legends who finish last, the managers who never learn, and the mates who talk big before crashing out of the top four. It’s a proper laugh wrapped in comfy fabric and a relaxed fit, built for those who love the game almost as much as they love roasting their mates.
Made from soft and breathable material, this t-shirt delivers maximum comfort whether you’re glued to your live score app or plotting your next savage captain pick. The relaxed fit keeps things casual, while the durable print handles regular wear and washing without fading. Available in white, yellow and red, it’s bold enough to stand out and comfy enough to wear all season long.
We made this for football fans who don’t take themselves too seriously. If your humour is unfiltered, your chat is unmatched, and your fantasy form is questionable at best, this tee deserves a place in your starting line-up. Give it as a birthday present, a brutal Christmas gift, or a reminder to the one mate who always finishes bottom, the laughs are guaranteed.
This funny fantasy football t-shirt is in stock and available now with fast, hassle-free checkout. Whether you’re buying for yourself or someone who desperately needs to be taken down a peg, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter. Add it to your basket today and get ready to make fantasy football even more entertaining.
With new arrivals dropping regularly at Cows Corner, this limited-time tee joins a collection of sports-themed products that celebrate unfiltered humour and everyday legends. From fantasy fails to football truths, we make products that say what everyone else is thinking.
Shop online now to find the best value in banter. Limited stock available, so don’t wait for gameweek regrets, get yours today and wear it like a badge of honour.
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